Easter Morning Coming Down

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

[Guest Arnold_OldSchool]

I'm sitting alone all day on Easter... i should be drinking......

[Copper Feel 0]

I ate two easter eggs today.

 

For somone who hates food as much as me it was quite the acomplishment, and took alot of spunk.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Just got back from a quick and relatively painless meal at my mom's. She's such a medicore cook. Anyway, she wanted me to stay longer after eating, but for what? Watch the Sunday Afternoon Snooze Block on the Food Network? That's all she and my sister were doing!

[Sideburnious 0]

Probably just misses your company

[Carnival 0]

First call today was a lady saying she was gonna cancel her internet service cuz she got an email about penis size...for the 2nd time!

 

OMG!! CALL TEH POLICE~!

 

or shoot yourself in the fucking face and die, then burn in hell for all eternity, and I hope your family and friends all burn with you.

 

this gonna be a good easter.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Probably just misses your company

I prefer to think my mother doesn't have feelings.

[UZI Suicide 0]

Right now I'm feasing on a bag of tropical fruit Starburst.

 

I will eat every candy in this bag by 4:00 p.m. today, that's a promise.

[Guest Princess Leena]

First call today was a lady saying she was gonna cancel her internet service cuz she got an email about penis size...for the 2nd time!

 

OMG!! CALL TEH POLICE~!

 

or shoot yourself in the fucking face and die, then burn in hell for all eternity, and I hope your family and friends all burn with you.

 

this gonna be a good easter.

 

Hahahahahaha...

 

You must be a mental rock like you say, to keep that job.

 

I think I'd be fired in about 2 minutes after my first extremely bitchy, sarcastic remark!

[Copper Feel 0]

I signed a friend up to a penis related e mailing list on April fools day of 2005.

 

I was at his house last week and when I looked at his PC he had their latest update maximised.....................

[Sideburnious 0]

First call today was a lady saying she was gonna cancel her internet service cuz she got an email about penis size...for the 2nd time!

 

OMG!! CALL TEH POLICE~!

 

or shoot yourself in the fucking face and die, then burn in hell for all eternity, and I hope your family and friends all burn with you.

 

this gonna be a good easter.

 

Hahahahahaha...

 

You must be a mental rock like you say, to keep that job.

 

I think I'd be fired in about 2 minutes after my first extremely bitchy, sarcastic remark!

 

 

This reminds me of all the calls I get from people who threaten to "take their business elsewhere, because they aren't getting the service that they pay for" because this is their third time ringing up, in about 7 months of being online, with the problems a couple of months between each other, and they're back online after setting up a new location. I'm always like "what the fuck? If you knew how long some people have to keep calling up just to get online you'd keep your mouth shut".

[Ravenbomb 0]

I'm eating a little bag of Jelly Bellys. Juicy Pear is gross

[haVoc 0]

About 3:00 a big black lab was walking through my backyard. Like anyone with half a brain I didn't go near it.

 

Less then a half hour ago people from around the corner came through asking if anyone saw it. I told them yes and then I went back in my house. The women in the front seat says with an attitude "YOU should of checked his tags!"

 

Stupid bitch. I hope she finds the mutt on the side of the road.

[Guest Gunsmoke Bill]

Someone told me Easter Sundays are for spending the better part of alone trying to discover how it is that crumpets are prepared and Easter Mondays for $70 cab fares. That's what I heard anyway.

[Guest]

First call today was a lady saying she was gonna cancel her internet service cuz she got an email about penis size...for the 2nd time!

 

OMG!! CALL TEH POLICE~!

 

or shoot yourself in the fucking face and die, then burn in hell for all eternity, and I hope your family and friends all burn with you.

 

this gonna be a good easter.

How'd you get that job?

[Guest Princess Leena]

I was wondering that too...

 

Since every time I call ISP's, it takes me to some Indian I can't understand.

[UZI Suicide 0]

Right now I'm feasing on a bag of tropical fruit Starburst.

 

I will eat every candy in this bag by 4:00 p.m. today, that's a promise.

 

I'm done, but it took me almost 2 hours longer than I anticipated.

[Carnival 0]

How'd you get that job?

The company I work for has their support desk located in my city...thats it. I guess they picked Nebraska cuz we are cheap labor and don't have nasty accents.

 

Here is another piss me off story for today.

 

Old man calls up with a new computer, he was using the USB cord for his modem, so he's gonna need drivers and he doesn't have a cd, so the rep set up a dial up connection and instructed him to download the drivers from our website. He tried, couldn't get dial up to work..so he called back and someone helped him with that. Then he calls back and gets me. Usb drivers downloaded and ready to install. He mentions he has a new computer...i check and yup he's got an ethernet card in it...i plug in the ethernet cord and BOOM DSL working. This stupid rep had an old ass man fumbling with cords and configurations to get these drivers...made him call back TWICE...when all that needed to be done was plug in the god damn ethernet cord.

 

The old man then shared his life story with me and told me I'm a good kid. Nice guy, I felt bad for him.

 

Customers aren't the only dumb ones.

 

Leena, I'm not aware of too many ISP's with India support. Linksys does and some other manufacturers.

[Guest]

I asked because I want a job like that. I love to hear stories like that, and I could only imagine what it's like to be on the phone when people freak out.

[Guest Princess Leena]

I would think even if he didn't have an ethernet card, that the rep would suggest him to get one. Because connections via USB suck ass.

 

I don't know if they're from India. But, I swear every time I called Verizon I'd get some Indian sounding shmuck. Who you literally cannot understand. Or some snobby black bitch who knew less than the Indian people.

[Slayer 0]

How'd you get that job?

The company I work for has their support desk located in my city...thats it. I guess they picked Nebraska cuz we are cheap labor and don't have nasty accents.

Hah, y'all

[BUTT 0]

I just got back to my dorm room and I see that on Wednesday, when I wasn't here, someone apparently came into my room and looked at porn on my computer. What the fuck?

[Carnival 0]

I asked because I want a job like that. I love to hear stories like that, and I could only imagine what it's like to be on the phone when people freak out.

It sucks to not be able to tell them off. You have to sneak in the subliminal disses and smart ass comments to let them realize that they are fucking stupid.

 

I would think even if he didn't have an ethernet card, that the rep would suggest him to get one. Because connections via USB suck ass.

 

NO NO NO We don't care if it sucks. If it works thats all...goodbye. If you mention any word these people aren't familiar with you have to explain to them what it is, how to get it, blah blah blah...fuck that. One lady was just being off the wall with her questions...most of them about using the computer itself and I finally told her "We are here to support your internet connection. Thats is all. We can answer simple questions for you, but we can't teach you how to run your computer. We merely provide you with internet access, we don't hold your hand along the way."

I don't know if they're from India. But, I swear every time I called Verizon I'd get some Indian sounding shmuck. Who you literally cannot understand. Or some snobby black bitch who knew less than the Indian people.

All of our other departments are fully of snobby black ladies. I absolutely hate them.

 

and what are you doing calling your ISP for support. n00b!

[Guest Princess Leena]

Sillypants.

 

I only called them to bitch about the shitty speeds they gave me... and would never increase, because my loop length magically kept growing.

 

Sucks... and I moved out here, and I still have crappy 768k. Which is good enough, I'll never complain after having dial-up for over 5 years... but, taking 4 hours to download a gig kinda blows.

 

I know you guys wouldn't care that USB sucks... but, I would think that would be the first thing you'd suggest to them.

[Carnival 0]

Ah..the magical distance problem...we encounter those, I think it's just the technician's cop out, cuz they don't wanna remove shit like coils & taps that hurt the signal.

[Guest Princess Leena]

Yeah. I'm pretty sure that it's just because the signal works fine now, why risk there being any problems, and me calling later.

 

Of course, they'll only do that for people who think they know what they're talking about... bitch bitch sexist rant #1234242 lolz.

[k thx 0]

Working on the phones rocks.

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

I ate a shitload of Cadbury Eggs, and hunted Easter Eggs with my little sister and my dogs.

 

Yay for me.

[Adam 0]

I've got to get a weekend job working the phones. I need to try out the grandma masturbating impression.