BX's Meaningless Rant

[BX]

So, I'm watching TV right now. It's 2:30 a.m. EST, and I'm supposed to be working on page 5 of a 12 page paper that was due last week, but I'm not.

 

I just saw one of those fucking commercials again. You know the ones. The Army recruitment videos.

 

"We've been waiting for you." You've seen them. They're fucking stupid. One of these commercials featured a black kid working at a computer, then the next thing you know, he morphs into a fighter pilot with souless eyes, pressing a button that will undoubtably send a Tomahawk cruise missle straight into the asshole of an Iraqi three hundred miles away.

 

I hate these commercials, needless to say,

 

But the latest one was the worst. It depicts a stormy midwestern home, and a girl is standing on the edge of a cornfield, watching a tornado develop and head her way. Her father, peaking out of the house, yells her name as a chicken or something flies past his head. He runs out to the girl, scoops her off the ground, and runs inside with her. All this time, she never stops looking at this tornado, never takes her eyes off the twister. Then you see it.

 

"We've been waiting for you."

 

Is this who our army is actively seeking these days? Retarded teenage girls who are fascinated by things like shiny wrapping paper and big fucking tornados headed STRAIGHT TOWARDS YOUR ASS!?!?

 

Sigh. I suppose these are the types of people that comprise the majority of todays teenagers. In fact, I know this to be true. Look at the membership list of the TSM forums. 3603 identities, maybe a fifth of them belonging to Hoffman. And every one of you fuckers still watch wrestling.

 

Fuck, everyone is stupid except me. Everyone.

[BUTT]

Fuck, everyone is stupid except me. Everyone.

 

You're not Banky. Give it up.

[k thx]

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[Guest Vitamin X]

I haven't watched wrestling in months, nor actively watched it in years. Don't lump me in with them.

[Open the Muggy Gate]

Anyone tired of BX's fucking power trip? I sure am.

[Black Lushus]

what is the meaning of this?

 

 

 

 

you're just NOW seeing that girl/tornado commercial? That things been on forever. I think the latest one is a bunch of dorks snowboarding, they get lost and one pulls out a Global Tracker thingy to get them on the right path

[kkktookmybabyaway]

I grew up on "Be all you can be." Damn kids and their "Army of one."

 

And that "Twister" ad is pretty bad.

[Carnival]

Everybody Uno, Everybody Play, Uno Attack Cards are flying something something way...

[Guest treecelightning]

Uno Attack is the SHIT. As an added bonus, it hates Hoff.