BX 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2006 Re-posted since it's actually relevant in this thread. Looking at this image while listening to the latest Tool single is hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BX 0 Report post Posted February 21, 2007 YARG PAY ATTENTION TO ME I'VE BEEN HERE A LONG TIME LOL SHOOTERS SCOTT KEITH BECKERBOTTER SH0CKERMASTER LOOK AT ME Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CWMwasmurdered Report post Posted February 21, 2007 j0in team hav0k? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BX 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2007 Haven't seen you around in a while. What's new? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CWMwasmurdered Report post Posted February 22, 2007 both kid's have the flu so I've been up all night the last couple of days. Other than that not much. I don't have as much time to post whore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BX 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2007 Both? Did the one kid divide or something? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Failed Bridge 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2007 CWM reproduced again and then turned into this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tzar Lysergic Report post Posted February 22, 2007 I hate those Hoverround commercials. Beach Boys and that old Singer/Standard number brayed by the tone deaf seniors. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CWMwasmurdered Report post Posted February 23, 2007 Both? Did the one kid divide or something? I have another boy, Steven. He actually just turned 1 yesterday. Phil turns 3 in a few months. It's pretty scary. Phil seems to like to watch wrestling with me but hates hockey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BX 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2007 Oh my God. He hates hockey? I'm so sorry. So very, very sorry. If you want me to distract him while you fetch the burlap sack, just let me know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Failed Bridge 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2007 She must have gave birth to Phil in the U.S. before bringing him back up to you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CWMwasmurdered Report post Posted February 23, 2007 heh. I was worried at first but then my parents told me how I disliked hockey when I was little because my dad never paid attention to me when it was on and was always swearing when his team lost. So I'm hoping that's the deal this time too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BX 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2007 You cuss a lot when the Oilers lose? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CWMwasmurdered Report post Posted February 23, 2007 When the Penguins lose. I've been a fan ever since I was a kid thanks to Mario. My dad worships Toronto. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Oedipus Rex Report post Posted February 25, 2007 Tell them about the discount, Harry! Tell them about the discount, Harry! Tell them about the discount, Harry! HARRRRRRRRYYYY!!!!!!!!! Local radio. It's on 720 and 1000, and elsewhere, I bet. ---- BUD. I JUST GOT THE NEW FALL OUT BOY SONG ON MY VCAST PHONE. IT PUMPS ME UP! CHECK IT OUT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tzar Lysergic Report post Posted February 25, 2007 fort wayne help-wanted dot com! Long name, great results! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tzar Lysergic Report post Posted February 25, 2007 MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY HYUNDAI! THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY HYUNDAI! WORKDAY PLAYDAY ANYDAY HYUNDAI! SAVE EVERY DAY AT GLENBROOK DODGE-HYUNDAI! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smues Report post Posted February 25, 2007 Get sleep and count sheep and have another night of bliss. Accross from the bus barn(?) in Wasilla is now where we is. Get more sleep at a matress ranch! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smues Report post Posted February 25, 2007 fort wayne help-wanted dot com! Long name, great results! We have the same ad except for anchorage help wanted dot com. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smues Report post Posted February 25, 2007 TELL ME WHY YOU GO TO SOURDOUGH! Do you go to the Sourdough, for corn fritters? Because you know that there are simple none better (none better). Or is it the honey butter? That's a real appetite wetter! Is it the pit cooked barbeque? (bar-be-que) Something special for your family and friends to do. Or is it that you just went to, the place that Dusty sent you? Why do you go to the Sourdough? Sourdough Mining Company. (long talking spiel about their food) Why do you go to the Sourdough? Sourdough Mining Company THATS WHY YOU GO! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted February 25, 2007 They're a couple years old by this point, but the ones that really aggravated me were the PC radio commercials with the heavy-handed "The only way to stop prejudice is to take a stand" Woman 1: "She named her baby one of those names... Shaneequa, Waneequa... you know what I mean?" Woman 2: *attempting to sound outraged but instead comes off as flatly reading the script* "No. Janice. I. don't. know. what. you. mean..." Three guys apparently in a car going to a concert or something, all laughing and randomly joking, and one guy needs money, so one of the other guys lends him $50. Guy: *to guy lending him money, in joke tone* "Are you sure you're not Jewish?!" *awkward silence* Guy: "Come on, it was a joke! Hey, come on (not-Jewish third guy), tell him it was a joke!" Not-Jewish Third Guy: "What do you want me to tell him? That I didn't think it was funny either?" Heavy-handed voice-over: "The first step to fighting prejudice is to take a stand." Take that, America! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
In Credible 0 Report post Posted February 25, 2007 I hate Ovaltine Commercials, they are the cheesiest piles of crap ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted February 25, 2007 Take that, America! I know we talked about these before, but recently I heard one where a "white boy" was trying to get into a black fraternity, or something like that. And "More Ovaltine Please" and "Tell them about the discount" are high on my list, too. At least Ad Council spots make me laugh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Epic Reine 0 Report post Posted February 25, 2007 Those Geico commercials make me wanna put a bullet through my head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted February 25, 2007 The only worthwhile line from all those Geico caveman ads comes in the one with the shrink where the guy takes a phone call and say's "It's my mother, I'll put it on speaker." The fact people are able to pay their bills by producing crap like this makes me legit angry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Oedipus Rex Report post Posted February 25, 2007 >:-( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
