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Re-posted since it's actually relevant in this thread.

 

Looking at this image while listening to the latest Tool single is hilarious.

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Guest CWMwasmurdered
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both kid's have the flu so I've been up all night the last couple of days. Other than that not much. I don't have as much time to post whore.

Guest Tzar Lysergic
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I hate those Hoverround commercials. Beach Boys and that old Singer/Standard number brayed by the tone deaf seniors.

Guest CWMwasmurdered
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Both? Did the one kid divide or something?

 

 

I have another boy, Steven. He actually just turned 1 yesterday. Phil turns 3 in a few months. It's pretty scary. Phil seems to like to watch wrestling with me but hates hockey.

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Oh my God. He hates hockey? I'm so sorry. So very, very sorry.

 

If you want me to distract him while you fetch the burlap sack, just let me know.

Guest CWMwasmurdered
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heh. I was worried at first but then my parents told me how I disliked hockey when I was little because my dad never paid attention to me when it was on and was always swearing when his team lost. So I'm hoping that's the deal this time too.

Guest CWMwasmurdered
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When the Penguins lose. I've been a fan ever since I was a kid thanks to Mario. My dad worships Toronto.

Guest Oedipus Rex
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Tell them about the discount, Harry!

Tell them about the discount, Harry!

Tell them about the discount, Harry!

HARRRRRRRRYYYY!!!!!!!!!

 

Local radio. It's on 720 and 1000, and elsewhere, I bet.

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BUD. I JUST GOT THE NEW FALL OUT BOY SONG ON MY VCAST PHONE. IT PUMPS

 

ME

 

UP!

 

CHECK IT OUT!

Guest Tzar Lysergic
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fort wayne help-wanted dot com! Long name, great results!

Guest Tzar Lysergic
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MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY HYUNDAI!

THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY HYUNDAI!

WORKDAY PLAYDAY ANYDAY HYUNDAI!

 

SAVE EVERY DAY AT GLENBROOK DODGE-HYUNDAI!

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Get sleep and count sheep and have another night of bliss. Accross from the bus barn(?) in Wasilla is now where we is. Get more sleep at a matress ranch!

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fort wayne help-wanted dot com! Long name, great results!

 

We have the same ad except for anchorage help wanted dot com.

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TELL ME WHY YOU GO TO SOURDOUGH!

Do you go to the Sourdough, for corn fritters? Because you know that there are simple none better (none better).

Or is it the honey butter? That's a real appetite wetter!

Is it the pit cooked barbeque? (bar-be-que) Something special for your family and friends to do.

Or is it that you just went to, the place that Dusty sent you?

Why do you go to the Sourdough? Sourdough Mining Company.

(long talking spiel about their food)

Why do you go to the Sourdough? Sourdough Mining Company THATS WHY YOU GO!

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They're a couple years old by this point, but the ones that really aggravated me were the PC radio commercials with the heavy-handed "The only way to stop prejudice is to take a stand"

 

Woman 1: "She named her baby one of those names... Shaneequa, Waneequa... you know what I mean?"

 

Woman 2: *attempting to sound outraged but instead comes off as flatly reading the script* "No. Janice. I. don't. know. what. you. mean..."

Three guys apparently in a car going to a concert or something, all laughing and randomly joking, and one guy needs money, so one of the other guys lends him $50.

 

Guy: *to guy lending him money, in joke tone* "Are you sure you're not Jewish?!"

*awkward silence*

Guy: "Come on, it was a joke! Hey, come on (not-Jewish third guy), tell him it was a joke!"

Not-Jewish Third Guy: "What do you want me to tell him? That I didn't think it was funny either?"

Heavy-handed voice-over: "The first step to fighting prejudice is to take a stand."

 

Take that, America!

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Take that, America!

 

I know we talked about these before, but recently I heard one where a "white boy" was trying to get into a black fraternity, or something like that.

 

And "More Ovaltine Please" and "Tell them about the discount" are high on my list, too. At least Ad Council spots make me laugh.

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The only worthwhile line from all those Geico caveman ads comes in the one with the shrink where the guy takes a phone call and say's "It's my mother, I'll put it on speaker." The fact people are able to pay their bills by producing crap like this makes me legit angry.

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