Special K Posted May 3, 2006 Report Posted May 3, 2006 So I had a goatee for a long, long time. Then I said fuck it, and went with the full beard. Recently i decided to be professional and shave it off. I'm pulling a .2 Muta. There's actually blood on the bathrroom mirror. I look like I traded my beard for a beard of blood. It would be great if I were a backyard wrestler, unfortunately, I'm going into work tomorrow looking lik I belong in Fight Club. If Fight Club were fought with straight razors. Well I'm never wearing this shirt agaiin. 'Cept for Halloween. I'm so fucking incompetent,
Slayer Posted May 3, 2006 Report Posted May 3, 2006 Could be worse... you could've forgotten how to urinate
Copper Feel Posted May 3, 2006 Report Posted May 3, 2006 Slayer is a wise man, forgetting how to urinate is very traumatic.
Vampiro69 Posted May 3, 2006 Report Posted May 3, 2006 Man that sucks. I had a goatee that I tried to shave off a few years ago and had a few nicks but nothing like you had.
Special K Posted May 3, 2006 Author Report Posted May 3, 2006 One of my coworkers: "Did you fight a bear?" God I am incompetent.
MrRant Posted May 4, 2006 Report Posted May 4, 2006 You know... you cut the beard down first. THEN shave.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted May 4, 2006 Report Posted May 4, 2006 I can count the number of times I've shaved in 6 years on one hand and still have a couple fingers left over..I dont even currently have a razor or shaving cream.. Ironic thing..when about 2 weeks before I turned 18 (just about 6 years ago), I got a free Mach 3 Razor in the mail and then like a couple days later my hair starting falling out.
Guest NYankees Posted May 4, 2006 Report Posted May 4, 2006 I can count the number of times I've shaved in 6 years on one hand and still have a couple fingers left over..I dont even currently have a razor or shaving cream.. Ironic thing..when about 2 weeks before I turned 18 (just about 6 years ago), I got a free Mach 3 Razor in the mail and then like a couple days later my hair starting falling out. That has got to suck. How bald are you right now???
MarvinisaLunatic Posted May 4, 2006 Report Posted May 4, 2006 I can count the number of times I've shaved in 6 years on one hand and still have a couple fingers left over..I dont even currently have a razor or shaving cream.. Ironic thing..when about 2 weeks before I turned 18 (just about 6 years ago), I got a free Mach 3 Razor in the mail and then like a couple days later my hair starting falling out. That has got to suck. How bald are you right now??? I dont have any hair on my head at all which includes eyebrows and eyelashes.
Guest Princess Leena Posted May 4, 2006 Report Posted May 4, 2006 Are your balls bare? Girls like that.
Guest The Satanic Angel Posted May 4, 2006 Report Posted May 4, 2006 That they do. Just flash your balls when you go out. Chicks galore!
MarvinisaLunatic Posted May 4, 2006 Report Posted May 4, 2006 Yeah..Im soooo gonna do that.. and I dont know how guys would shave down there if they had to...I know I wouldn't.
Guest Princess Leena Posted May 4, 2006 Report Posted May 4, 2006 That's just because you haven't experienced things... But, you'll learn.
snuffbox Posted May 4, 2006 Report Posted May 4, 2006 That they do. Just flash your balls when you go out. Chicks galore! You should pass this avice on to wildpegasus.
daileyxplanet Posted May 4, 2006 Report Posted May 4, 2006 That they do. Just flash your balls when you go out. Chicks galore! You should pass this avice on to wildpegasus. But make sure you edit it to "b*lls" or he won't know what you're talking about.
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