chirs3 0 Report post Posted June 1, 2006 (edited) The Smartmarks Wrestling Federation presents... SWF SMARKDOWN! Live, Monday, June 5th, from the front lawn of the Seoul Namdaemun Gate in Seoul, South Korea! (6pm PST, 10pm EST; check local listings) (Send all promos/marked matches to chirs3) The SWF heads south of the border... but not THAT border! Smarkdown comes to you live from Seoul, South Korea, marking the last stop before Nippon Budokan! Tonight's show comes from the front lawn of the Namdaemun Gate! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- MAIN EVENT JJ Johnson vs. Zyon © -> Why was Zyon beating the top dog one minute, then fighting on a tank the next? Because we needed someone for House Rules, that's why. It should not have been taken as a sign that his win would go unnoticed - oh no. We noticed, alright. He'll be moving on up, but not to the East Side - he'll be moving on up the rankings, and the card! Zyon main events tonight, against a man he shares some history with... whoever wins will be getting a HUGE momentum boost heading into the PPV... whoever loses... ... well, they just lose. Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 7500 (don't look at me, it was requested... stupid JJ) Send To: chirs3 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH The New Doomtopians (Jimmy the Doom © and Doomstroyer ©) vs. The Dead Precedents (Bruce Blank and Bloodshed) -> I had hoped this would be a PPV match, but sadly, the life of a booker is not all sunshine and daisies. Conflicts of interest arise, and the Tag Title Match that we thought would grace the halls of Nippon Budokan will now grace the lawn of the Seoul Namdaemun Gate. The downside? Word limits. The upside? FREE TV, BITCHES~! In any event, the Doomtopians lifted the titles off the terribly impressive team of JJ Johnson and "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins - will their luck hold out against The Dead Precedents? Rules: Standard tag team match. Word Limit: 6000 Send To: janusd -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Michael Stephens vs. Insane Luchadore -> I have no clue how Stephens did on Lockdown yet... but let's assume that Insane Luchadore came out and blasted him with a steel chair, prompting this match! Or maybe the other way around... Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 5000 Send To: Ace309 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- OPENING BOUT - The Seoul Survivor Match - Fatal Fourway Elimination Grendel vs. Sean Davis vs. Stryke vs. "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu -> It has been brought to my attention that The Patron Wrestler of Athens, Zyon, has yet to defend this honourable title since he won it! THAT AIN'T TOO COOL, MAN. Tonight, we will determine his challenger - four worthy contenders rumble for the right to be called The Seoul Survivor, and at a future date that has yet to be determined, The Seoul Survivor and the Patron Wrestler will battle one-on-one to determine who is truly deserving of their titles! Rules: Two men in the ring, two outside. Tags can be made to anyone at any time. ELIMINATION RULES! Last man remaining wins, and shall be known forever (or until next year's World Tour) as THE SEOUL SURVIVOR! Word Limit: 6000 Send To: chirs3 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- OPENING PROMO: -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Tiny card, but I still don't know how half of the last show turned out, and we're heading into a PPV, so I'm hoping those unbooked will get their promo on. Hoping. Praying. Begging, even. Edited June 2, 2006 by chirs3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted June 1, 2006 Interesting location and I seriously doubt it'll be a "standard tag-team match" in fact I'll be disappointed if it is Just one point: Bloodshed in both the opening match AND the tag-team title match? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted June 1, 2006 Oh I see what you did there - trying to make me look foolish eh? Well I don't need your help to look foolish! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted June 1, 2006 Just one point: Bloodshed in both the opening match AND the tag-team title match? Clearly you mis-read that, Bruce. Bloodshed has never been double-booked. It would be wise of you not to question us again... dissenters are not tolerated here. Just keep that in mind next time you question The Overwatch- ... I mean, CC... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted June 1, 2006 Well I for one welcome our new weirdlooking overlords *thumbs up* (please don't hurt me) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted June 1, 2006 Dead Precendents profile posted at the bottom of my stats for those that need to write a match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted June 1, 2006 Opening promo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zyon 0 Report post Posted June 1, 2006 7500...for the love of god. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted June 1, 2006 Good, it's been some time since I've killified IL! ...with Toxxic, anyway Although being told my word limit would be nice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smartly Pretty 0 Report post Posted June 1, 2006 So..uh...how exactly does a match with Sean Davis in it determine (spelling?) contendership for the CW title? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted June 1, 2006 It's not for the Cruiserweight Title, it's for the title of Patron Wrestler of Athens, which Zyon won back in June of last year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted June 1, 2006 Oh I thought Sean had gone on the "blow away" diet and slimmed down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smartly Pretty 0 Report post Posted June 1, 2006 ohhh ho-ho ohhhhhhhh. Thanks for the history lesson. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Satanic Angel Report post Posted June 1, 2006 Sean would have to lop off his legs to make CW limits. Not happening. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted June 1, 2006 He could team up with Mak. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted June 1, 2006 MASTERBLASTER! Come on, you'd love it! In other news, I hereby declare that me and IL have a word limit of 4500. Yeah, bitches. I'm booking myself now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smartly Pretty 0 Report post Posted June 1, 2006 You're booking yourself and wasting it on a word limit? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted June 2, 2006 MASTERBLASTER! Come on, you'd love it! In other news, I hereby declare that me and IL have a word limit of 4500. Yeah, bitches. I'm booking myself now. 5000. Just to spite you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted June 2, 2006 Fine. I'll no-show the PPV, just to spite YOU! What, you don't think Landon's actually going to show, do you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sly 0 Report post Posted June 5, 2006 Fine. I'll no-show the PPV, just to spite YOU! What, you don't think Landon's actually going to show, do you? OH BURN! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted June 5, 2006 Sly's footer is awesome. Why couldn't Spike have been on this show? Someone could have got him early! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted June 5, 2006 To answer Raynor's question over AIM like 3 weeks ago: I can be booked in singles matches too, for the record. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted June 6, 2006 Spike's emo > Toxx's goth-punk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
