NYU 0 Report post Posted June 24, 2006 For me... Chris Evans, I'll just sit back and wise-crack and make ludicrous statements about people. Usually while eating something, and or punching old people/children/puppies in the face. Yeah, as if anyone on this board would be played by Chris Evans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted June 27, 2006 I want to be the Best Boy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted June 27, 2006 Well hey, you'd be Best something for a change. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanhalen 0 Report post Posted June 27, 2006 I want a sex scene in the movie (with Slayer) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted June 27, 2006 Someone told me I kind of look like that blond guy what was in Starship Troopers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted June 27, 2006 Neal Patrick Harris Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Baron 0 Report post Posted June 28, 2006 Someone told me I kind of look like that blond guy what was in Starship Troopers. Casper Van Diem??? Mine would be played by Dan Akroyd. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianGuitarist 0 Report post Posted June 28, 2006 David Cross, I'm told. Although I think that's fairly bunk. Why am I so ashamed to be likened to a guy who can blow himself? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted June 28, 2006 Neal Patrick Harris Nah, not doogie, the guy redbaron said, I guess. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BruiserKC 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2006 OK...idea of the movie. Vince comes out and does his usual rip-on the IWC, and challenges any of the smarks out there that think they can do a better job to come on down and do it. A band of TSM'ers decided to take Vinnie Mac up on the challenge. However, hilarity ensues when they line up Ralphus as WWE Commissioner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2006 Nah, the theme is clearly the civil war and seperation between the TSM and what will become the pit. It'll all end in an epic battle with many from both sides dying. The final twist and fate of both groups will end up on the shoulders of one Invisible poster who eventually becomes ruler of all Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BruiserKC 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2006 Combine both stories, Sideburnious, and we have an epic on our hands...an EPIC! The struggle between Ralphus vs. Paris Hilton for WWE Commissioner brings near apocalypse to the IWC. Let's put this bad boy together. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted June 29, 2006 I wish I had thought to post scat porn in here before this got out of hand. Ralphus and Paris Hilton? The fuck you saying? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BruiserKC 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2006 It beats the idea of saving Randy Orton. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted June 30, 2006 I remember when Rant and I had a pie-in-the-sky plan where the Church of NO MA'AM would battle THE ESTABLISHMENT~ in some kind of messageboard armageddon. Good times. Now he wants me to put a bullet in my head. Erase the hate, Josh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted July 1, 2006 Ok, how's this sound: Somebody (either Felonies or Red Hot Thumbtack) plays "Beach Patrol" by Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band backwards, one of the gates of hell opens, unleashing a horde of flesh eating zombies. Can TSM save the world before it's too late? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2006 Neal Patrick Harris Nah, not doogie, the guy redbaron said, I guess. Nope, Matthew Lilard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
