Passing On Wisdom

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Alright, short and sweet, two questions and a prompt...

 

1) What knowledge would you choose to pass on to your next generation if you could only pass on one thing? It can be a phrase, a story, whatever. Go crazy.

 

2) What knowledge do you wish you knew when you were younger but have stumbled upon now? Any information that you can look back on your life and wish you had a certain other time or even in a certain moment.

 

3) Sum up your generation in a single word or phrase. Try not to be too cliche.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

It's hard not to be cliche when you only have one word, but I have to say gay.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

You could have used a phrase. sheesh...

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

1) All the bullshit you are going through/witnessing now has been experienced by other people/done a million times over, so don't think your situation is a "special case." (Unless you have a rare disease or something.)

 

2) You aren't nearly as likely to catch AIDS by banging a chick than you would be if you were banging a guy. When I was in high school, we were programmed to think that we were one piece of poon away from catching the AIDS.

 

3) There.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

1) Don't cry over anything unless it's worth crying over. It's not the end of the fucking world if your dad grounded you for the pot you smoked, so don't think of him as some evil entity just because you fucked up.

 

2) I'd tell myself to not be too trusting of people. I tended to do that a lot from elementary school through high school, and it got me a lot of friends that were just complete wastes of life. I should've been a little meaner, because then that would've weeded out the people I didn't want in my life and the people that I did.

 

3) We are tired of your abuse / Try to stop us, it's no use

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Healthy vultures can kill a sick lion.

[Guest wildpegasus]

Alright, short and sweet, two questions and a prompt...

 

1) What knowledge would you choose to pass on to your next generation if you could only pass on one thing? It can be a phrase, a story, whatever. Go crazy.

 

2) What knowledge do you wish you knew when you were younger but have stumbled upon now? Any information that you can look back on your life and wish you had a certain other time or even in a certain moment.

 

3) Sum up your generation in a single word or phrase. Try not to be too cliche.

 

 

1)I don't know if I could narrow it down. I'd like to pass on a lot of things. Don't hate anyone. They are who they are through biology and life experience. Also to keep on fighting against life.

 

2)More information about women like I've gotten here on smartmarks. Growing up, I had "no means" of acquiring real knowledge about getting women. The only thing I ever knew was that you were supposed to open doors, buy choclates/flowers and pull a chair back before a lady sits down. People have more access to knowledge on women these days but it wasn't like that back in my day.

 

3)The original video game generation

[Hawk 34 0]

1). Everything you thought you knew, you didn't really know at all. Cryin' the blues won't get you nowhere. It happened, live and learn. It just wasn't your time.

 

2). That everyone will turn their knives in you, it's only gonna get harder.

 

3). iGeneration.

[Guest Felonies!]

[tominator89 0]

1) Please use your brain when entering into sexual relations. Hey, I enjoy hooking up as much as anyone else but there are A LOT of kids out there who are neglected. People can do whatever they want to themselves, but kids didn't ask for their parents shit.

 

2) Decide what you want to do, then decide on the best direction that'll get you there. Going to college and just sort of majoring in something that sounds good was one of my biggest regrets. Also, going into college single would have been nice.

 

3) The last generation to know what life was like BEFORE the internet/email/instant messaging/cell phones/ipod/etc were everywhere.

[The Niggardly King 0]

Don't look back in anger, I heard you say... at least not today.

[Guest wildpegasus]

1) Please use your brain when entering into sexual relations. Hey, I enjoy hooking up as much as anyone else but there are A LOT of kids out there who are neglected. People can do whatever they want to themselves, but kids didn't ask for their parents shit.

 

I'm not sure what you're getting at there. The last line doesn't make sense at all for me. Can you clarify what you're saying please?

 

From what I gather the first line is talking about disease protection and/or hooking up with someone that's not a 10 on the beauty scale. So for all the kids that are neglected (like me) we should make an extra effort to hook up with them because they're lonely?

 

The first part of the last line may have something to do with masturbation? But I have no idea what the second part of the line is.

[Hawk 34 0]

Jeez, you are clueless WP. He's saying don't go around fucking because you'll end up with kids and often times they get neglected by parents...Kids didn't ask to be brought to a world of neglect because Daddy wouldn't wear a rubber.

[Guest]

My best advice?

 

1 and 2. You really don't know shit.

 

3. The dumb generation.

[Guest wildpegasus]

Jeez, you are clueless WP. He's saying don't go around fucking because you'll end up with kids and often times they get neglected by parents...Kids didn't ask to be brought to a world of neglect because Daddy wouldn't wear a rubber.

 

Well, you should talk. You're the one asking about haircuts in the TNA thread. I guess that's what ROH kool aid does to a person. That's way worse than me not knowing how to decipher another poster's writings. I'm reading it again now and it still doesn't make sense one little bit. I can see how you got that out of the first couple of lines but the last line and no offence to T89 makes absolutely no sense especially when you compare it to the first two lines of what T89 wrote. Again, no offence to you T89

[Guest Felonies!]

Okay, these threads are generally the fucking worst. Rarely is any useful knowledge imparted. Every damn time, you'll always get the same old cranky jaded bullshit, "alls you kids thinks yer so sad you don't know nothin bout no shit thinkin you got it so bad BE A MAN DAMMIT."

 

"All the bullshit you are going through/witnessing now has been experienced by other people/done a million times over, so don't think your situation is a special case." What does this even mean? Is personal adversity copyright-protected now? I'm glad none of you became psychologists. "You're depressed? Who isn't!"

 

Furthermore, as if this thread wasn't already on pace to be another miserable exposition of bitterness, we've got Choken One-wildpegasus Round 5489035 to really shit up the joint. Thanks a lot, friends! Your commitment to excellence makes TSM the place to be! Why don't you see if you can bicker about petty semantic bullshit in all eighteen or however many folders each day!

[RepoMan 0]

High school is not close to the best years of your life, just a pain in the ass you have to go through.

 

Don't get caught in the find a job you love bullshit. Find a job that you don't hate and pays the bills and dosn't rule your life. You are not your job.

[Vyce 0]

Okay, these threads are generally the fucking worst. Rarely is any useful knowledge imparted. Every damn time, you'll always get the same old cranky jaded bullshit, "alls you kids thinks yer so sad you don't know nothin bout no shit thinkin you got it so bad BE A MAN DAMMIT."

 

"All the bullshit you are going through/witnessing now has been experienced by other people/done a million times over, so don't think your situation is a special case." What does this even mean? Is personal adversity copyright-protected now? I'm glad none of you became psychologists. "You're depressed? Who isn't!"

 

Furthermore, as if this thread wasn't already on pace to be another miserable exposition of bitterness, we've got Choken One-wildpegasus Round 5489035 to really shit up the joint. Thanks a lot, friends! Your commitment to excellence makes TSM the place to be! Why don't you see if you can bicker about petty semantic bullshit in all eighteen or however many folders each day!

 

See, Rando, this is what I was talking about.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I'd just tell my kids to ask themselves during times of perceived stress, "will I even remember this in a month?"

 

Czech can front all he wants, but teaching young'uns to relax and live their own life is one of the largest interpersonal hurdles to jump and vital for any kind of healthy and happy life. It's obvious you haven't taken that advice yet.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

"All the bullshit you are going through/witnessing now has been experienced by other people/done a million times over, so don't think your situation is a special case." What does this even mean?

 

It means that if you understand that most of your problems aren't all that extraordinary, and that most people deal with such troubles, you'll realize that your lot in life isn't as bad as you think it is and you'll experience a better quality of life. Not everything can be solved with gay/scat porn; although it certainly can't hurt, unless you're the catcher in this battery.

[Guest wildpegasus]

Okay, these threads are generally the fucking worst. Rarely is any useful knowledge imparted. Every damn time, you'll always get the same old cranky jaded bullshit, "alls you kids thinks yer so sad you don't know nothin bout no shit thinkin you got it so bad BE A MAN DAMMIT."

 

"All the bullshit you are going through/witnessing now has been experienced by other people/done a million times over, so don't think your situation is a special case." What does this even mean? Is personal adversity copyright-protected now? I'm glad none of you became psychologists. "You're depressed? Who isn't!"

 

Furthermore, as if this thread wasn't already on pace to be another miserable exposition of bitterness, we've got Choken One-wildpegasus Round 5489035 to really shit up the joint. Thanks a lot, friends! Your commitment to excellence makes TSM the place to be! Why don't you see if you can bicker about petty semantic bullshit in all eighteen or however many folders each day!

 

Hmm, interesting advice.

 

Sometimes it's best not to let life's little things bother you. When you're in intense pain and your life is flashing before your eyes you realise what's truly important in life and how getting upset over nothing is useless. It resets your priorities and gives you direction. Czech Republic, don't get upset over the little things especially if you hurt someone's feelings like Hawk34s on the way.

 

Maybe you're hiding from something and concentrating on the little things give you escape. I think in someways that can be helpful but instead of unleashing your frustration on the thread, Hawk34 and myself perhaps you should find an alterior method in unleashing your unrivaled fury. A punching bag perhaps? A long walk?

 

Don't be afraid to talk about it. Perhaps we can help you through it on the board here.

[Art Sandusky 0]

The WP gimmick might be one of the saddest human beings ever, but it never gets worked up over stuff. That's why it's funny sometimes.

[Slayer 0]

Not everything can be solved with gay/scat porn

Since when did Czech become Niskie

[Vyce 0]

I guess Czech's gimmick is that he cares but pretends not to care because that's cool, or something.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Dont start watching porn when you're 13.

[Guest Felonies!]

"All the bullshit you are going through/witnessing now has been experienced by other people/done a million times over, so don't think your situation is a special case." What does this even mean?

 

It means that if you understand that most of your problems aren't all that extraordinary, and that most people deal with such troubles, you'll realize that your lot in life isn't as bad as you think it is and you'll experience a better quality of life. Not everything can be solved with gay/scat porn; although it certainly can't hurt, unless you're the catcher in this battery.

Okay, but this is something that's more effective when you realize it on your own, rather than just having some guy tell you to stop bitching.

 

I still maintain the next valuable "give advice to future generations" thread will be the first.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

Marvin's advice provides a real life example.

 

EDIT: I coulda sworn that said 12.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Marvin's advice provides a real life example.

 

EDIT: I coulda sworn that said 12.

 

I cant subtract, but 12 or 13..either way..

 

My dad had illegal cable and that summer..ooh boy. He got caught about a year later..then I found the net about a year after that..

 

I was thinking about becoming one of those Anti-Porn crazies, but then I realized if I did that Id definitely end up shooting myself.

 

I've got more advice.

 

EDIT: Dont post everything about your life that sucks like I did on some wrestling messageboard. Nobody cares.

[Guest wildpegasus]

Marvin's advice provides a real life example.

 

EDIT: I coulda sworn that said 12.

 

I cant subtract, but 12 or 13..either way..

 

My dad had illegal cable and that summer..ooh boy. He got caught about a year later..then I found the net about a year after that..

 

I was thinking about becoming one of those Anti-Porn crazies, but then I realized if I did that Id definitely end up shooting myself.

 

I've got more advice.

 

EDIT: Dont post everything about your life that sucks like I did on some wrestling messageboard. Nobody cares.

 

I care about your life Marvin and I'm being completely serious here. You have some of the same difficulties I do except you've been more successful than me so I feel a bond between us. Plus you seem to be a nice guy. I think some others care as well or else nobody would ever give any advice.

 

Why not watch porn when you're 12 or 13 though? Not that I'm agreeing or disagreeing with this advice but I'm interested in what you have to say since we're somewhat similar in our girl chasing ways. I can't remember when I started looking at the Sears catologue but it must've been around that time or even before that so maybe I'm having some of the same what I assume are problems that kids get when they watch porn at 12 or 13. I know I was 14 when I started looking at all those naked pictures of women in the wrestling magazines -- you know the ones in the advertisements with the black bars covering the "naughty" bits.

[randomguy 0]

Posters always look better in a frame.

 

Words to live by.