OAO Raw Thread - July 10th, 2006

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Shelton vs Cena?

 

What an interesting opener. Its like another bizarro RAW already.

[Guest InuYasha]

So, Edge is at the announce booth, and Cena is curtain-jerking. What else is going to not make me care?

[Downhome 0]

I've actually enjoyed how this RAW has started...

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Nice top rope enziguiri by Shelton. Too bad Cena didn't sell it worth a crap. More like "Where can I land without hurting myself?"

[Black Lushus 0]

nice spot by shelton....ZERO heat in Sewer City

[randomguy 0]

Ha ha as they cut to commercial Edge did a mocking 5-knuckle-shuffle to Cena. Edge rules.

[Guest InuYasha]

So, it's not even 15 after the hour, and we're already in our first commercial break. I guess Triple H will be arriving later tonight.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

King is dressed remarkably conservative tonight. Did he lose his luggage or something?

[Exslade ZX 0]

Man, considering I've seen around 5 ROH events in the last 2-3 days, this match is so....WWE.

 

But at least there's Edge on commentary, and he's the WWE champ, so there's a few things that I enjoy. But fuck Cena.

[Downhome 0]

Could the STFU be more horrible?

[Guest InuYasha]

This thread is almost as dead as the crowd.

[Anakin Flair 0]

The problem with the STFU is that Cena doesn't crank back on it. He hooks his hands, but you can SEE the open space.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

That would've been a better attack if John hadn't slid right into Edge's lap. Looked like Edge had to hold him up to make it look believable.

[Guest InuYasha]

Ground Hug from Edge.

[Downhome 0]

The problem with the STFU is that Cena doesn't crank back on it. He hooks his hands, but you can SEE the open space.

 

Exactly, it couldn't look much worse.

 

Wow, Edge just fucking rules right now.

 

(I can't believe that I'm saying that.)

[skullman80 0]

That match was just meh...

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

"Hulk Hogan...and his daughter Brooke"

 

yeah, uh..lets try to be too not obvious about this.

[Guest InuYasha]

"Hulk Hogan...and his daughter Brooke"

 

yeah, uh..lets not be too not obvious about this.

WWE? Obvious? Nah....

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Could the STFU be more horrible?

 

Well, he could steal the Rock Bottom and call it the STOHNOYOUDINNIT!!!

[Anakin Flair 0]

I thought that was Carlito for a minute.

[Guest InuYasha]

Man, JR looks real bad. How bad has his Bell's Palsey gotten?

[The Amazing Rando 0]

The spear would look better if he stretched his body out to M Bison mode and really drilled into the opponent. It would be also good if he found a way to get the opponent off his feet (as in: in the air) before they both hit the ground. That'd be a bitchin' spear.

 

 

Note: I don't want Edge to spin like Bison, just get a good stretch. Although I'd mark out if he did a barrel roll into it.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

damn the people that are laughing at this

[Anakin Flair 0]

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

YES!

ISAAC YANKEM REFERENCE!

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

OK..so I laughed at Eugene's "IT DOESNT MATTER.." bit.

 

Dr. Issac Yankem?

 

LOL

[Exslade ZX 0]

The hell is up with that new voice?

 

That was kind of weird.

[Guest InuYasha]

Dr. Issac Yankem reference. +5 cool points.

 

Who's voice was that!?

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Dr. Yankem reference? Awesome use of the oblique "KAAAAAAAAAANE!"

 

And what the hell is with the voice over bumper?

[Hawk 34 0]

Who is the voiceover guy?