coverups, myths and conspiracy theories

[Red Baron 0]

What do people think of the biggest debate of them all? Do aliens exist in the universe somewhere? Have they ever visited the earth during its "long" lifespan? Do people on Earth know for a fact that aliens have landed here? Have there been coverups? Are we studying alien technology? What exactly is going on in the heavily guarded US place (can't think of the name right now. sorry) where absolutely no information is leaked?

 

I think the American government released an alien to live among us with the sole purpose of annoying the general populace. It's codename, I believe, was Operation wildpegasus.

 

I thought it was Sam Cassell.

[Guest wildpegasus]

So people here don't believe life forms besides the ones on Earth can exist out there somewhere in the Universe? The Universe is a big place. Somewhere out in the vast reaches of spaces has to be some kind of lifeform or lifeforms.

[Guest Smues]

I believe there's plenty of life out there but the distance between us it just too great. But this thread is teh suck so I don't care to discus it.

[Vampiro69 0]

So people here don't believe life forms besides the ones on Earth can exist out there somewhere in the Universe? The Universe is a big place. Somewhere out in the vast reaches of spaces has to be some kind of lifeform or lifeforms.

 

If you read this and picture Williams Shattner saying the line it somehow becomes funnier.

 

Also, the Loch Ness Monster exists. Aquaman is waiting until the perfect time to release him on the surface dwellers.

[Big Ol' Smitty 0]

As for Watergate...well, they couldn't even coverup a simple break in. That kind of disproves that the government assassinated JFK or faked the moon landing, doesn't it?

 

Um, no (not that I think that the government did either of those).

 

Sometimes you make my head want to explode.

[Big Ol' Smitty 0]

Does anyone here know much about the "Business Plot" against FDR?

[Big Ol' Smitty 0]

*edit*

[Special K 0]

Man, before I die? I'm gonna fuck me a fish.

 

Iran-Contra was pretty fucking awful. How the FUCK did they get away with that one? There's one thing, with all the 'I don't recall' stuff: was Reagan just acting the sweet old man part? Or was he already suffering from Alzheimer's while his underlings did everything?

 

I wonder if the story about Bush's campaign calling voters in southern states and telling people McCain had an illegitemate black baby is true. It's not really US government, but I'm sure there's some really interesting dirty campaign stories we haven't heard about.

 

An Eskimo was driving about when his truck broke down. He had to call a tow truck to haul it to through the snowy roads to the nearest town.

He waited outside in the cold as the mechanic checked out his vehicle.

Finally the mechanic emerged. He said "Well, it looks like you just blew a seal." The Eskimo laughed: "Oh, no, no. That's just frost in my moustache.

 

Are you getting these terrible shaggy-dog stories from somewhere, Czech?

[Guest Felonies!]

What does a 500-pound canary say?

 

 

 

CHHIIIIRRRP!!!

[Special K 0]

How do you top a car?

 

 

 

Tep on the brake, tupid.

[Guest Hemme]

So people here don't believe life forms besides the ones on Earth can exist out there somewhere in the Universe? The Universe is a big place. Somewhere out in the vast reaches of spaces has to be some kind of lifeform or lifeforms.

Humans decended from Martians, thus explaining the fact there is no "missing link" A small group of Martians came to earth to repopulate, which the Bible loosly translated with Adam & Eve.

As you see Mars used to be just like earth, but they destroyed themselves & their planet with wars & weapons which were far more powerful than our nuclear efforts, thats why there planet is a barren wasteland.

 

This is true.

[Guest wildpegasus]

So what do people think the story is behind Area 51? Why all the secrecy and protection?

[snuffbox 0]

Area 51 is a very large area...it contains all of the following items that require acute secrecy:

 

The Face on Mars (this incredible artifact is kept in a massive storage locker)

Classified documents on the left wing plot to incinerate Waco, TX

The bodies of all of Bill Clinton's murder victims

JFK (alive and well in an air conditioned cabana)

The airplanes that didnt really hit the Twin Towers

 

Also, the lost city of Atlantis is buried underneath Area 51 and is accessible only by a lengthy series of elevators...however, this location is merely coincidence.

[Guest Smues]

In the arcade Area 51 if you shoot the first three human guys you see you'll get to play as an alien. OMG!

[Dobbs 3K 0]

As for Watergate...well, they couldn't even coverup a simple break in. That kind of disproves that the government assassinated JFK or faked the moon landing, doesn't it?

 

Um, no (not that I think that the government did either of those).

 

Sometimes you make my head want to explode.

 

Good!

[Guest Hemme]

So what do people think the story is behind Area 51? Why all the secrecy and protection?

Area 51 isnt any more or less gaurded than any military high security unit, it's just it's so high profile because of TV & movies.

 

Area 51 contains two things (yes it does have "top secret" projects, but nothing to do with aliens & whatnot) firstly Area 51 is the command centre of the western US defence unit, they have extremely powerful weapons able to halt long range missiles from attacking the west coast of the US (california etc) Secondly it houses the national DNA (soon to be global) database, which is relitivly new (began in 1970) & the national security base of operations, which is where very high profile people would go in a full scale attack on the US.

 

Area 51 contains NO materials from extraterristrials, these elements are elsewhere.

 

This is true.

[Sideburnious 0]

So what do people think the story is behind Area 51? Why all the secrecy and protection?

 

Pretty much, New Mexico was a desertless, waste of a land. The government decided to make some revenue and profit by building a base here and making it "extra classified" (as opposed to all those other classified bases) and saying aliens crashed there. It's been a tourist boom ever since.

[Dobbs 3K 0]

Art Bell once played an interesting phone call, supposedly from a guy flying his plane into Area 51, before being shot down.

 

I love how some people can say matter of factly what the government does or does not have at Area 51, like they have been there or something.

[Guest Felonies!]

lol, art bell

[Guest Hemme]

Art Bell once played an interesting phone call, supposedly from a guy flying his plane into Area 51, before being shot down.

 

Yup, fly into restricted airspace & you will be shot down, no conspiracy theories, just fact.

 

I love how some people can say matter of factly what the government does or does not have at Area 51, like they have been there or something.

People do & have worked there y'know, this is obvious, maybe even people who post here.

[Slayer 0]

Art Bell once played an interesting phone call, supposedly from a guy flying his plane into Area 51, before being shot down.

You sure it wasn't Phil Hendrie playing Art Bell

[CanadianChris 0]

So what do people think the story is behind Area 51? Why all the secrecy and protection?

Area 51 isnt any more or less gaurded than any military high security unit, it's just it's so high profile because of TV & movies.

 

Area 51 contains two things (yes it does have "top secret" projects, but nothing to do with aliens & whatnot) firstly Area 51 is the command centre of the western US defence unit, they have extremely powerful weapons able to halt long range missiles from attacking the west coast of the US (california etc) Secondly it houses the national DNA (soon to be global) database, which is relitivly new (began in 1970) & the national security base of operations, which is where very high profile people would go in a full scale attack on the US.

 

Area 51 contains NO materials from extraterristrials, these elements are elsewhere.

 

This is true.

Why do people insist on replying seriously in a wildpegasus thread?

[Guest Felonies!]

Yeah, no shit. Either have fun with it or let it slowly flutter into the oblivion of Page 2, like a leaf falling from a tree.

[Vyce 0]

This story makes no sense because I hate fishing because I feel sorry for all the poor fish out there.

Okay, that's it, I'm getting on the phone to make my Primal Scream Therapy appointment.

 

Scientists even confirmed that they feel pain a couple of years ago. Well, as if it wasn't obvious enough already.

 

Remind me to kill an animal in front of you, as you weep big girl tears down your face while my teeth rend the flesh from the soft, unprotected throat of some poor, defenseless beast.

 

Should we ever meet, of course.

[Guest wildpegasus]

This story makes no sense because I hate fishing because I feel sorry for all the poor fish out there.

Okay, that's it, I'm getting on the phone to make my Primal Scream Therapy appointment.

 

Scientists even confirmed that they feel pain a couple of years ago. Well, as if it wasn't obvious enough already.

 

Remind me to kill an animal in front of you, as you weep big girl tears down your face while my teeth rend the flesh from the soft, unprotected throat of some poor, defenseless beast.

 

Should we ever meet, of course.

 

Not funny, just stupid though I know you're not being serious. Sorry for the harsh words.

 

When you go through what I've gone through in life you have to learn to respect animals. Though I know I always had an instinct to treat animals with the utmost respect.

 

 

Getting back on topic -- Does anyone think there's anything suspicious with the Federal Reserve?

[Dobbs 3K 0]

No, not really, why?

[Guest Hemme]

So what do people think the story is behind Area 51? Why all the secrecy and protection?

Area 51 isnt any more or less gaurded than any military high security unit, it's just it's so high profile because of TV & movies.

 

Area 51 contains two things (yes it does have "top secret" projects, but nothing to do with aliens & whatnot) firstly Area 51 is the command centre of the western US defence unit, they have extremely powerful weapons able to halt long range missiles from attacking the west coast of the US (california etc) Secondly it houses the national DNA (soon to be global) database, which is relitivly new (began in 1970) & the national security base of operations, which is where very high profile people would go in a full scale attack on the US.

 

Area 51 contains NO materials from extraterristrials, these elements are elsewhere.

 

This is true.

Why do people insist on replying seriously in a wildpegasus thread?

 

Because a question was asked & I answered.

[Guest Duke_The_Dog]

Art Bell had a 5 min talk with a scared man who said he was from Area 51, then Art's program went off the air abruptly and cut to an old program...a half hour later Art came back on..sounding spooked an couldn't explain what happened.

 

It made for great radio, but was probably a stunt

[Dobbs 3K 0]

Man, I miss listening to Art Bell at night (I could when I was in college and stuff, but I'm too old to stay up that late now, plus his show isn't on any stations around here I can get easily anymore). I remember when he played the "tape from hell", and finding it really freaky (even though it was later exposed as a fake).

[Guest Felonies!]

Invader, I think he's still on 890.