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Is Anyone Else Here a Straight Edger?

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Guest J0bber

Am I the only one on this board who has made a lifelong commitment to being straight edge by not drinking, smoking, or doing drugs? I don't listen to too many straight edge bands since I'm more of a metal guy than a punk guy, but I do really enjoy Throwdown's music since it is a mix of metal and straight edge hardcore and love living the straight edge lifestyle. I don't come across too many straight edgers these days. I am often laughed upon whenever I say I'm straight edge, but I don't care since I don't have to go with some sort of trend that all the people want to have fun with to rebel. Straight edge is unique in that it is a rebellion to a rebellion, which makes it so great. If there are any straight edgers on this board, just remember being straight edge is not for a day, a month, a week, or a year, it is a lifelong commitment.

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Guest The Satanic Angel

I drink so rarely that I may as well be straight edge. But I wouldn't ever go around proclaiming I was straight edge, even if I did fit the bill.

 

No drugs, no smoking.

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Guest Felonies!

Why can't you just refrain from all that shit because it, you know, makes sense? Do you need some sense of belonging by appending some stupid (and I mean STUPID, come on, sXe?) label to yourself?

I do really enjoy Throwdown's music since it is a mix of metal and straight edge hardcore and love living the straight edge lifestyle.

Groan.

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Guest Felonies!
For some reason, I have J0bber on ignore. I don't know anything about him.

He's from Illinois (though I don't know which region), and judging by his Sports Flags That Don't Get Used Enough, favors the Forty-Niners over the Bears. That's all I've got.

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Guest J0bber

Glad to see I got myself over as a mysterious straight edger from Illinois who hates the Bears and loves the 49ers. I knew sooner or later trolling with ocassional bitching about the product in wrestling related folders was going to get me nowhere and I had to start a controversial thread. Already tried with Unpopular Political Opinions, but that didn't work too well. Guys, I wasn't being serious, although I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs. If you want to drink or use drugs, I have no problem with it as I work with tons of people who use a lot, but that just isn't for me.

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Guest Felonies!
Glad to see I got myself over as a mysterious straight edger from Illinois who hates the Bears and loves the 49ers. I knew sooner or later trolling with ocassional bitching about the product in wrestling related folders was going to get me nowhere and I had to start a controversial thread.

Don't talk.

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That's great and all, but you didn't really need a thread to tell us this.

 

Also

There's nothing unique about being sXe.

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Im a straight edger. Its really cool...I feel healthy, dont puke black/red crap, and can just feel the prideful eyes of my community beaming upon me...also, I touch children.

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Guest Felonies!

j0bber, is your name Don Anderson? If so, I went to elementary school with you.

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Guest J0bber
j0bber, is your name Don Anderson? If so, I went to elementary school with you.

Nope, that's not my name. I went to school in Niles though.

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Guest Felonies!

Oh, okay, if you'd been from Arlington Heights/Prospect Heights/Wheeling that would've been something.

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Don't straight edgers not have sex? If so, I'm not a straight edger cuz I gets more booty than Blackbeard, sucka. And I smoke cigarettes, but I don't drink or do drugs. But I have lots of sex. Lots and lots of sex. As soon as I finish typing this, I'm going to have sex. Lots of it.

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Don't straight edgers not have sex? If so, I'm not a straight edger cuz I gets more booty than Blackbeard, sucka. And I smoke cigarettes, but I don't drink or do drugs. But I have lots of sex. Lots and lots of sex. As soon as I finish typing this, I'm going to have sex. Lots of it.

 

I guess I can be one then instead of a monk.

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Sex, is allowed in sXe culture. People just added stuff like "no promiscious sex, veganism, etc" just because they needed to make up doctrine to follow it since having a strong will isn't enough.

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With the way some of you are reacting about this, I'd hate to tell you how I feel about colored people, some of us whites call them niggers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I hope you guys know I'm kidding.

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People just added stuff... because they needed to make up doctrine to follow since having a strong will isn't enough.

*insert punchline about organized religion here*

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Before being in a relationship, did I engage in casual sex? Check.

 

Drinking? Check.

 

Smoking cigarettes? Nearly a pack a day, so check.

 

Drugs? I toke up now and then, so check.

 

Fuck sXe. It's not a rebellion to a rebellion, you silly little twat. It's a bunch of fucking cocksmooches that don't go out and get laid and have fun like everybody else, so they get together as a support group to seem like they belong. Sure, there are plenty of healthy benefits to being sXe, but there are also plenty of healthy benefits to being a vegan, and vegans are pussies too.

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eh, it was the company Christmas party and that shit was getting passed around, so I went "eh" and grabbed one.

 

I turn 21 next month, so I'm definitely getting wasted that night... and every other night for the next 50 years probably...

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Guest Felonies!
Sure, there are plenty of healthy benefits to being sXe, but there are also plenty of healthy benefits to being a vegan, and vegans are pussies too.

I don't like vegans either. "Nutritional yeast and mushroom pizza." Fuck yourselves.

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