Guest J0bber Posted July 17, 2006 Report Posted July 17, 2006 Am I the only one on this board who has made a lifelong commitment to being straight edge by not drinking, smoking, or doing drugs? I don't listen to too many straight edge bands since I'm more of a metal guy than a punk guy, but I do really enjoy Throwdown's music since it is a mix of metal and straight edge hardcore and love living the straight edge lifestyle. I don't come across too many straight edgers these days. I am often laughed upon whenever I say I'm straight edge, but I don't care since I don't have to go with some sort of trend that all the people want to have fun with to rebel. Straight edge is unique in that it is a rebellion to a rebellion, which makes it so great. If there are any straight edgers on this board, just remember being straight edge is not for a day, a month, a week, or a year, it is a lifelong commitment.
Guest Felonies! Posted July 17, 2006 Report Posted July 17, 2006 I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs. However, shut the fuck up.
Guest Princess Leena Posted July 17, 2006 Report Posted July 17, 2006 I don't smoke, or do drugs. However, shut the fuck up.
Hawk 34 Posted July 17, 2006 Report Posted July 17, 2006 There's nothing unique about being sXe. That being said, I don't do drugs, smoke or drink.
Guest The Satanic Angel Posted July 17, 2006 Report Posted July 17, 2006 I drink so rarely that I may as well be straight edge. But I wouldn't ever go around proclaiming I was straight edge, even if I did fit the bill. No drugs, no smoking.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted July 17, 2006 Report Posted July 17, 2006 For some reason, I have J0bber on ignore. I don't know anything about him.
Guest Felonies! Posted July 17, 2006 Report Posted July 17, 2006 Why can't you just refrain from all that shit because it, you know, makes sense? Do you need some sense of belonging by appending some stupid (and I mean STUPID, come on, sXe?) label to yourself? I do really enjoy Throwdown's music since it is a mix of metal and straight edge hardcore and love living the straight edge lifestyle. Groan.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted July 17, 2006 Report Posted July 17, 2006 Drinking is awesome. Why would I want to give that up? Joke's on you, J0bber!
Guest The Satanic Angel Posted July 17, 2006 Report Posted July 17, 2006 I do awesome things when drunk.
Hawk 34 Posted July 17, 2006 Report Posted July 17, 2006 I like how sXer's think they are going against something by following a pre-set doctrine.
Guest Felonies! Posted July 17, 2006 Report Posted July 17, 2006 For some reason, I have J0bber on ignore. I don't know anything about him. He's from Illinois (though I don't know which region), and judging by his Sports Flags That Don't Get Used Enough, favors the Forty-Niners over the Bears. That's all I've got.
Guest J0bber Posted July 17, 2006 Report Posted July 17, 2006 Glad to see I got myself over as a mysterious straight edger from Illinois who hates the Bears and loves the 49ers. I knew sooner or later trolling with ocassional bitching about the product in wrestling related folders was going to get me nowhere and I had to start a controversial thread. Already tried with Unpopular Political Opinions, but that didn't work too well. Guys, I wasn't being serious, although I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs. If you want to drink or use drugs, I have no problem with it as I work with tons of people who use a lot, but that just isn't for me.
Guest Felonies! Posted July 17, 2006 Report Posted July 17, 2006 Glad to see I got myself over as a mysterious straight edger from Illinois who hates the Bears and loves the 49ers. I knew sooner or later trolling with ocassional bitching about the product in wrestling related folders was going to get me nowhere and I had to start a controversial thread. Don't talk.
Slayer Posted July 17, 2006 Report Posted July 17, 2006 That's great and all, but you didn't really need a thread to tell us this. Also There's nothing unique about being sXe.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted July 17, 2006 Report Posted July 17, 2006 I think Im going to look into becoming a monk.. Im gonna go start practicing chants and latin now..
snuffbox Posted July 17, 2006 Report Posted July 17, 2006 Im a straight edger. Its really cool...I feel healthy, dont puke black/red crap, and can just feel the prideful eyes of my community beaming upon me...also, I touch children.
Guest Felonies! Posted July 17, 2006 Report Posted July 17, 2006 j0bber, is your name Don Anderson? If so, I went to elementary school with you.
Guest J0bber Posted July 17, 2006 Report Posted July 17, 2006 j0bber, is your name Don Anderson? If so, I went to elementary school with you. Nope, that's not my name. I went to school in Niles though.
Guest Felonies! Posted July 17, 2006 Report Posted July 17, 2006 Oh, okay, if you'd been from Arlington Heights/Prospect Heights/Wheeling that would've been something.
vivalaultra Posted July 17, 2006 Report Posted July 17, 2006 Don't straight edgers not have sex? If so, I'm not a straight edger cuz I gets more booty than Blackbeard, sucka. And I smoke cigarettes, but I don't drink or do drugs. But I have lots of sex. Lots and lots of sex. As soon as I finish typing this, I'm going to have sex. Lots of it.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted July 17, 2006 Report Posted July 17, 2006 Don't straight edgers not have sex? If so, I'm not a straight edger cuz I gets more booty than Blackbeard, sucka. And I smoke cigarettes, but I don't drink or do drugs. But I have lots of sex. Lots and lots of sex. As soon as I finish typing this, I'm going to have sex. Lots of it. I guess I can be one then instead of a monk.
Hawk 34 Posted July 17, 2006 Report Posted July 17, 2006 Sex, is allowed in sXe culture. People just added stuff like "no promiscious sex, veganism, etc" just because they needed to make up doctrine to follow it since having a strong will isn't enough.
Guest Posted July 17, 2006 Report Posted July 17, 2006 With the way some of you are reacting about this, I'd hate to tell you how I feel about colored people, some of us whites call them niggers. I hope you guys know I'm kidding.
Slayer Posted July 17, 2006 Report Posted July 17, 2006 People just added stuff... because they needed to make up doctrine to follow since having a strong will isn't enough. *insert punchline about organized religion here*
Corey_Lazarus Posted July 17, 2006 Report Posted July 17, 2006 Before being in a relationship, did I engage in casual sex? Check. Drinking? Check. Smoking cigarettes? Nearly a pack a day, so check. Drugs? I toke up now and then, so check. Fuck sXe. It's not a rebellion to a rebellion, you silly little twat. It's a bunch of fucking cocksmooches that don't go out and get laid and have fun like everybody else, so they get together as a support group to seem like they belong. Sure, there are plenty of healthy benefits to being sXe, but there are also plenty of healthy benefits to being a vegan, and vegans are pussies too.
Open the Muggy Gate Posted July 17, 2006 Report Posted July 17, 2006 I tried doing straight edge for about a year.... then someone offered me a Jagermiester shot, and I said goodbye to that shit.
Slayer Posted July 17, 2006 Report Posted July 17, 2006 That's not the first drink I'd be using to break my sobriety
Open the Muggy Gate Posted July 17, 2006 Report Posted July 17, 2006 eh, it was the company Christmas party and that shit was getting passed around, so I went "eh" and grabbed one. I turn 21 next month, so I'm definitely getting wasted that night... and every other night for the next 50 years probably...
Guest Felonies! Posted July 17, 2006 Report Posted July 17, 2006 Sure, there are plenty of healthy benefits to being sXe, but there are also plenty of healthy benefits to being a vegan, and vegans are pussies too. I don't like vegans either. "Nutritional yeast and mushroom pizza." Fuck yourselves.
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