Is Anyone Else Here a Straight Edger?

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

Well they were able to round up an army big enough to make resturant chains sell vegan burgers for a while. The force is strong with them sadly. But c'mon.... THEY EAT TOFU! MOTHER FUCKING TOFU!

[Guest Felonies!]

eh, it was the company Christmas party and that shit was getting passed around, so I went "eh" and grabbed one.

 

I turn 21 next month, so I'm definitely getting wasted that night... and every other night for the next 50 years probably...

I see alcoholism in CanadianMuggy's future. What a sad existence.

[Slayer 0]

He just looks like a potential alcoholic, doesn't he

[Slayer 0]

BTW, tofu isn't that bad if cooked and seasoned properly

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

Well, that was probably exaggeration. I haven't got totally drunk flat out fucking wasted yet in my life. The only thing my family has drank in their life is Busch beer... and this is some horrible tasting shit right there.

[Darthtiki 0]

Fuck sXe. It's not a rebellion to a rebellion, you silly little twat. It's a bunch of fucking cocksmooches that don't go out and get laid and have fun like everybody else, so they get together as a support group to seem like they belong.

 

Lazarus has it right,

 

I equate it to when someone saying their punk because they own a Ramones shirt and buying up hot topic and think green day is the clash reincarnated. When in truth, its a bunch of people, tired of feeling ordinary who are trying to "rebel" from conformity yet are conforming to another societal norm, thus indirectly staying in the same place.

 

I have no problem with the sXe lifestyle, lord knows I don't smoke or do drugs and I rarely drink, but I don't go leading with it.

 

Basically you're straight edge? What, you want a cookie and a fucking parade for being such?

 

Again this is my opinion, I could be wrong.

[snuffbox 0]

I have noticed I definitly drink less since I turned 21. I really enjoy just socially guzzling down Guinness from time to time. On mornings after finding myself in the sad position of drinking redneck garbage like Budweiser I often convince myself that a 'sxe lifestyle' would be pleasant...soon later I mash up some Oxys and stop thinking like a little bitch.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I had a great time doing drugs.

[dubq 0]

Straight edgers are just another group of entitlement cows who seem to wear this label out on their sleeve, go out of their way to tell you they are straight edge, and expect some sort of special treatment because of it.

 

Just add them to the list along with mother's who think that just because they have a kid the world owes them something, gay guys who are "loud and proud", vegans, religious folk who want to "save" us non-believers, etc. etc. etc.

[Guest Hemme]

I drink, do drugs & am an ex-smoker, so no.

 

Still I cant understand why people feel the need to catogorise themselves, I mean alright, you might live a "straight edge" lifestyle, good for you, but do you really need to go around calling yourself "straight edge" it makes you sound like a nob.

[Epic Reine 0]

I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs but I also hate labels. Fuck sXe.

[Angle-plex 0]

It's amazing to me how much people try to impress others by their behavior. This works both ways. I pity both those who feel the need to tell the world they are "straight edge" (trying to force a fake sense of superiority through willpower, which works in a small minority of cases, if at all) and those who feel the need to show their sophistication by discussing art while drinking expensive wines while looking down on those not "sophisticated" enough to appreciate it. Do what you like.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

I drink to numb the pain of being from Long Island.

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

Fuck a straight edge, it's all about straight fucking bread.

[snuffbox 0]

Straight edge...more like gay edge...hahahahahah

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

I've often wondered what one would call a homosexual who follows the sXe lifestyle.

 

See, for a couple of years in high school, I was sXe. X on the back of both hands, angry at the world, and always used to look down on the kids in my classes whose entire points of conversation were "dude, I got so fucking hammered/stoned/etc. last night." Then I realized that these are people even drunks and stoners hate: they are, as we call them up here in MA, Yahdudes, named (appropriately enough) for their insistence upon replying with "YAH, DUDE" to most questions.

The thing that separated me from other sXe kids at my school, and even in my town, was that I hung out with drunks and stoners. That's been the majority of my circle of friends since 8th grade or so when we were all learning more about life and how to cope with its shittiness. That, and I didn't rub it in everybody's fucking face (outside of the X's, which was more or less just my way of telling people to stop offering me bowls and jibbas and beer and whatnot).

 

Oh...and I think Jager is the perfect way to end a long string of sobriety. It's delicious when served ice cold, decent when room temperature, and the licorice flavor masks the slight burn of the alcohol. Plus...Jagerbombs. Drop a shot of Red Bull into a glass of Jager and chug that shit and you're up for a while to enjoy your shitfaced antics. Those and Tequila Poppers are ideal for long nights.

 

But yeah. I'd rather be a drunk with no future than a pussy-ass straight edge'r with no future. Beer is better than cola, fuckwads.

[Guest Princess Leena]

Hey, Corey has sex.

[snuffbox 0]

Jagerbombs have a special place in my heart. A few too many of those sweettreats one evening and I puked in three different neighbors' lawns then passed out in the freezing rain.

[Gary Floyd 0]

I have a drink every now and then, so no.

 

So shut up.

[Guest wildpegasus]

I've often wondered what one would call a homosexual who follows the sXe lifestyle.

 

See, for a couple of years in high school, I was sXe. X on the back of both hands, angry at the world, and always used to look down on the kids in my classes whose entire points of conversation were "dude, I got so fucking hammered/stoned/etc. last night." Then I realized that these are people even drunks and stoners hate: they are, as we call them up here in MA, Yahdudes, named (appropriately enough) for their insistence upon replying with "YAH, DUDE" to most questions.

The thing that separated me from other sXe kids at my school, and even in my town, was that I hung out with drunks and stoners. That's been the majority of my circle of friends since 8th grade or so when we were all learning more about life and how to cope with its shittiness. That, and I didn't rub it in everybody's fucking face (outside of the X's, which was more or less just my way of telling people to stop offering me bowls and jibbas and beer and whatnot).

 

Oh...and I think Jager is the perfect way to end a long string of sobriety. It's delicious when served ice cold, decent when room temperature, and the licorice flavor masks the slight burn of the alcohol. Plus...Jagerbombs. Drop a shot of Red Bull into a glass of Jager and chug that shit and you're up for a while to enjoy your shitfaced antics. Those and Tequila Poppers are ideal for long nights.

 

But yeah. I'd rather be a drunk with no future than a pussy-ass straight edge'r with no future. Beer is better than cola, fuckwads.

 

It's really dangerous to mix Red Bull with drinks.

[dubq 0]

Yes, WP - as you've mentioned before. Thanks for repeating yourself.

[Guest]

Then I realized that these are people even drunks and stoners hate: they are, as we call them up here in MA, Yahdudes, named (appropriately enough) for their insistence upon replying with "YAH, DUDE" to most questions.

We call them "bro's" here. Fuckin' hate bro's.

[Guest wildpegasus]

Yes, WP - as you've mentioned before. Thanks for repeating yourself.

 

You're welcome.

 

I don't want anyone to screw themselves up. I've worked with a lot of people who are around the same age that a lot of posters are on this board. I know they can do a LOT (which the board members here often prove) of stupid and immature things so it's necessary to repeat myself at times. If I reach just one more person tonight, than I can have done my job and I can sleep easier tonight.

[Guest Felonies!]

"Last Night A Gimmick Poster Saved My Life"

[snuffbox 0]

That is his job.

[dubq 0]

Yes, WP - as you've mentioned before. Thanks for repeating yourself.

 

You're welcome.

 

I don't want anyone to screw themselves up. I've worked with a lot of people who are around the same age that a lot of posters are on this board. I know they can do a LOT (which the board members here often prove) of stupid and immature things so it's necessary to repeat myself at times. If I reach just one more person tonight, than I can have done my job and I can sleep easier tonight.

 

Your next good deed should be to fuck off and not come back. Thanks!!

[EricMM 0]

Jager is the devil, I'll take plastic bottle vodka or tequila over it.

 

But that might be my disdain for all thing licorice

[Guest CWMwasmurdered]

I'm impatiently waiting for Sandman to find this thread.

[2GOLD 0]

I don't drink, do drugs or smoke because I don't want to. It's not a bloody lifestyle, it's just deciding not to want to do it.

 

Fuck straight edgers and their shitty dancing.

[Black Lushus 0]

Straight edgers are just another group of entitlement cows who seem to wear this label out on their sleeve, go out of their way to tell you they are straight edge, and expect some sort of special treatment because of it.

 

kinda like the gays...

 

oh and the blacks...

 

shit, almost forgot the mexicans...