OAO Raw Thread - July/24th/2006.

[JustJoe2k5 0]

HBK-Coach next.

 

I'll refer you to my previous WHERE THE FUCK IS UMMMMMMMMMMAGA! post.

 

He'll run-in and attack Shawn Michaels. They'll point back to when DX took over the production truck and messed with AAE's microphone for the reason behind the attack.

[jester 0]

Oh, if only someone in WWE somehow got Riot in WWE, with her look, to fight for the Women's title.

 

That would be interesting.

 

Yeah, only I shudder to think what WWE booking and writing would do to her.

[haVoc 0]

So without HHH around HBK might actually put someone over?

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

HBK-Coach next.

 

I'll refer you to my previous WHERE THE FUCK IS UMMMMMMMMMMAGA! post.

 

He'll run-in and attack Shawn Michaels. They'll point back to when DX took over the production truck and messed with AAE's microphone for the reason behind the attack.

 

That makes too much sense.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

 

Oh, if only someone in WWE somehow got Riot in WWE, with her look, to fight for the Women's title.

 

That would be interesting.

 

Yeah, only I shudder to think what WWE booking and writing would do to her.

True.

 

Oh, and I also once dreamt about a Kurt Angle/Terri Gold team-up.

[jester 0]

The DX entrance video looks kinda like an Xbox commercial.

 

If the Master Chief came in and gave a piledriver mid-speech, that would rule beyond all.

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

Has anyone else noticed this?

 

With no Michael Buffer on a rival show(holy, they just mentioned him).... Doesn't "let's get ready to suck it" sounda kinda gay? From a bible-thumper, no less?

[BUTT 0]

Shawn didn't have to say "suck it"! Praise Jesus!

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

AWWW

 

HBK doesnt get a chance to not say "Suck It"

[Exslade ZX 0]

Shawn had to stop to give the timekeeper a blowjob

 

"With no Michael Buffer on a rival show(holy, they just mentioned him).... Doesn't "let's get ready to suck it" sounda kinda gay? From a bible-thumper, no less?"

How does it not sound gay, even if there was Michael Buffer on another show?

[jester 0]

True.

 

Oh, and I also once dreamt about a Kurt Angle/Terri Gold team-up.

 

That would be awesome. WOW never understood how uncool Terri Gold was. "Let's see... a female Kurt Angle... only we'll play her straight as a face."

[Hawk 34 0]

I like how JR doesn't understand this gag.

[haVoc 0]

Why does Shawn need a cap to pretend he's bald?

[JustJoe2k5 0]

Shawn had to stop to give the timekeeper a blowjob

 

Probably never got a chance to thank him for "ringin' the fuckin' bell!" back in '97.

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

Fuck. Give em hell, coach.

 

Notice how I'll pull for ANYONE to get come-uppance on Shawn, even if I don't ull for em? HBK is the tiger woods of wrestling. Except he's white. And texan. And Jesus-y. And over-the-hill.

[Exslade ZX 0]

Oh hell, someone took a nice bump.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

Mitch eats a kick nearly every time.

[jester 0]

Ah, time for Spirit Squad's weekly handicapped bitch-slap.

[JustJoe2k5 0]

Spirit Squad, there's something new.

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

YES! THANK YOU MARVIN!

NOW GET AAE ON THE MIC!

[Exslade ZX 0]

Someone gets a cookie.

 

I like the fact he ran SS out of the ring as well.

[iliketurtles 0]

HOLY SHIT

[Slickster 0]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAAAAAAAAAAA hits the LilianDriver '02 to KO Shawn Michaels.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Spirit Squad gets beat up by 1 guy this week.

 

next week maybe they'll beat themselve..

 

nm

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

UMAGAAAAAAAA

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Umaga chasing off Spirit Squad was funny to me too.

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

*CUMS

 

Gte the mic, Armando. GET THE MIC, ARMANDO!

[jester 0]

Spirit Squad gets beat up by 1 guy this week.

 

next week maybe they'll beat themselve..

 

nm

 

No, that's after the newly-born HHHell Spawn gets its turn to slap them around.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I could only imagine Umaga saying "where's your god now" in whatever language hes using..

[JustJoe2k5 0]

No mic time for Armando.