Man Who Sold The World 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2006 Before I was off to work my mighty mighty 12 hour shift, I stopped by the liquor store for some gum and a vitamin water. Upon going to the counter to check out these products I was stopped by a lady who called me "Hey". I corrected her that my name was Robert and she asked me if I could give her a ride to L.A. Now I was in Pasadena at the time, so about a good 30 miles away from anything L.A. This was a Sunday, and she was dressed like she was going to a Saturday club. The short skirt, strapless top, and the pumps with the laces that tie up their legs kind of threw me off. Kind of weird, but hey, I've seen worse in the 'Dena. So I tell her I can't do it, I mean, I wished I could, I've been stranded before I got my cars so I know how it feels to be stuck, but I wasn't born yesterday. Homegirl could be settin' a playa up. She saw the watch, she saw my cash stack, and saw how I was dressed, she knew what was up. And she could have two thugs waitin' for me in L.A ready to jack my shit. Forty Dollars later and I'm headed to L.A. I call up everybody I know and tell'em if they don't hear from me in ten minutes to call me or come to the Vernon exit off the 110. I ask her what she was doing in Dena and she says she was doing a House Call. Turns out this girl is a 19 year old stripper fresh out of San Francisco who's doing House Calls until she signs to a strip club. She used to work for teh Crazy Horse! in 'Cisco. Then a lightbulb goes off in my head and I get evil. She asks me what I do, flirts a bit and puts her number in my phone. I get a call from my friend Ryan who wants to chill before I go to work. I tell him to meet me at a gas station where I'll stop and get gas. She gets on the phone with her Sugar Daddy Copperhead. Yes. Copperhead. She says HE doesn't think it's a good idea she rides with two strange guys. (Hm, Rob smells a setup). I agree that it may be unsafe. We stop at the gas station, she excuses herself to use the restroom. (Probably to do more plottin') I call my friend Ryan over who was waiting in the wings. He hops in the car and we zoom off. Half a tank of gas and forty dollars richer. I go to a bar for a few drinks before I head off to work which leads me to: My question: Should I have drunk before I went to work? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FroGG_NeaL 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2006 Yes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benn 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2006 I think the answer to just about any question that begins with "should I have drank" is probably yes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Star Ocean 3 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2006 that frozen yogurt place on colorado is really good Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Man Who Sold The World 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2006 In the Paseo plaza? If so, I frequent that place. I used to work at Pacific Theatres Paseo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted August 9, 2006 Homegirl could be settin' a playa up. She saw the watch, she saw my cash stack, and saw how I was dressed, she knew what was up. And she could have two thugs waitin' for me in L.A ready to jack my shit. People talk like this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Man Who Sold The World 0 Report post Posted August 9, 2006 That's "Nigga" talk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FroGG_NeaL 0 Report post Posted August 9, 2006 Homegirl could be settin' a playa up. She saw the watch, she saw my cash stack, and saw how I was dressed, she knew what was up. And she could have two thugs waitin' for me in L.A ready to jack my shit. People talk like this? Translation: This chick could be settin' me up. She could tell I was rich by my jewelry and clothes. So, she could have two dudes waitin' in L.A. to rob me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest guerillagenius Report post Posted August 9, 2006 Good call on ditchin the bitch. She was probably callin her pimp in the bathroom, so they could have the boys get ready to rape and pillage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Man Who Sold The World 0 Report post Posted August 9, 2006 Homegirl could be settin' a playa up. She saw the watch, she saw my cash stack, and saw how I was dressed, she knew what was up. And she could have two thugs waitin' for me in L.A ready to jack my shit. People talk like this? Translation: This chick could be settin' me up. She could tell I was rich by my jewelry and clothes. So, she could have two dudes waitin' in L.A. to rob me. My nigga Frogg lookin' out for a playa! Translation: My friend Frogg is explaining what I was talking about. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Star Ocean 3 0 Report post Posted August 9, 2006 the plaza is the mall, right? i meant 21 choices, outside on colorado. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Man Who Sold The World 0 Report post Posted August 9, 2006 Ah, that's up aways, next to the Barnes & Noble eh? Good stuff, always crowded on weekends. That reminds me, I have to start hitting up the night clubs/bars they have over there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted August 9, 2006 Homegirl could be settin' a playa up. She saw the watch, she saw my cash stack, and saw how I was dressed, she knew what was up. And she could have two thugs waitin' for me in L.A ready to jack my shit. People talk like this? Only in the suburbs and middle/upper-class communities where idiots try to sound like they're from the fictional ghetto of MTV videos. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FroGG_NeaL 0 Report post Posted August 9, 2006 Yes, because there are no real ghettos. It's all made up for rap music and videos on MTV. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FroGG_NeaL 0 Report post Posted August 9, 2006 Homegirl could be settin' a playa up. She saw the watch, she saw my cash stack, and saw how I was dressed, she knew what was up. And she could have two thugs waitin' for me in L.A ready to jack my shit. People talk like this? Translation: This chick could be settin' me up. She could tell I was rich by my jewelry and clothes. So, she could have two dudes waitin' in L.A. to rob me. My nigga Frogg lookin' out for a playa! Translation: My friend Frogg is explaining what I was talking about. Word to God, dawg. Translation: Yes I was, my friend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest StylesMark Report post Posted August 9, 2006 Yes, because there are no real ghettos. It's all made up for rap music and videos on MTV. LOL @ a nigga. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CWMwasmurdered Report post Posted August 9, 2006 Yes, because there are no real ghettos. It's all made up for rap music and videos on MTV. That's not what he was saying. He was saying that the way the ghetto is depicted in rap music and on MTV is innaccurate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted August 9, 2006 I didn't really think that was too difficult to understand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
