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Guest Frank_Nabbit

- I once stole money from my church's collection plate

 

- I used a cabbage patch doll as a self pleasuring device after ripping open its crotch

 

- I've seen my Mother's, Aunt's and cousin's vaginas.

 

- I am functionally impotent (God's revenge for line one?)

 

- I used to play with my dogs nipples a decade ago.

 

- I once jacked off in a virtual strangers living room (Hard wood floor) while they and my parents chatted in the kitchen

 

- more to come...

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Guest DRH 502

-I hid a dude's wrestling boots in the ceiling tiles of the locker room one time. Poor dude, it was the only pair he had. I never told him where they were either.

 

-I pee'd in my neighbors pool. I wasn't swimming in it at the time either.

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Guest StylesMark

The thread should've been closed after Mole's response.

 

What kind of pills, Mole? Pain killers? Anxiety pills?

 

Explain.

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There's a hooker buried in my backyard

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- I once stole money from my church's collection plate

 

Once? As a kid I always took a few dollars out of the Jr. collection plate during Sunday School service and would walk to the local Quickie-Mart before the "grown up" service started to buy candy and pop. Looking back, getting overloaded on sugar maybe wasn't the smartest idea when I would have to sit down for an hour or so; and when it was a communion week -- yeesh.

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I stole a porn from my dad that turned out to be a tranny porn when i was 10. I watched the whole thing mesmorised.

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Guest Princess Leena
I stole a porn from my dad that turned out to be a tranny porn when i was 10. I watched the whole thing mesmorised.

 

Heh.

 

I was scarred at age 11 when my stepdad left in a tape of dog porn in that I previously set up to record tennis on. That was not fun.

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