snuffbox 0 Report post Posted September 16, 2006 Here ya go Texas...you finally get another chance at a Coke Stevenson governor. http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/09/14/D8K50GS00.html We need more polititians with anuses unpenetrated by Purdue Pharmacy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the max 0 Report post Posted September 16, 2006 Terry Funk for Gov! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted September 16, 2006 He's got a bit of the old Charles Bronson vibe as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2006 Oh, that Kinky. http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/09/20/D8K8NAD00.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vivalaultra 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2006 I'm totally voting for Kinky. He wants to make Willie Nelson the head of the Texas Rangers. It don't get better than that. Also, he wants to legalize gambling in Texas in order to give teachers a payraise and to decriminalize marijuana. I don't smoke dope, but...Willie do. I'm not sure if I agree with his plan to get 10,000 armed National Guardsmen to monitor the border, but I'm still gonna vote for him. His slogan is "Kinky Friedman: Why the Hell not?" ...I concur, Kinky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawkius Maximus 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2006 Why wouldn't you wanna vote for him? The man talks from his heart! He's just doing what he thinks is best. Plus, that slogan owns. "Why the hell not?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vivalaultra 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2006 I also think the word "negro" is charming. The last time he was accused of racism for calling the Hurricane refugees crackheads and thugs, he was taken out of context. However, the Houston murder rate has risen some 6% since the hurricane. He's gotta win. I mean...he's running against this 70-year old comptroller whose biggest campaign issue was that she wanted the word "Grandma" to precede her name on the ballot, the current governer Rick Perry who's a flip-floppin' Republican and Chris Bell...who nobody knows anything about. Kinky's on the radio doing call-in shows every week and he's out and about all over the state. Everywhere you look, you see Kinky bumperstickers, Kinky signs, and Kinky shirts. And he's got the best campaign slogans: "Kinky Friedman: Why the Hell not?", "He ain't Kinky, he's just my governor.", and "My governor is a Jewish cowboy." He also is a pretty decent singer and author. I think that if Kinky gets elected, he'll be more along the lines of Jesse Ventura and not Arnold Schwarzenegger. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawkius Maximus 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2006 ...I'd vote for him if he ran for President after reading all this. We needs us some people who aren't afraid to say it like it is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2006 Speaking of that, a documentary of the incredible Barry Goldwater will be airing on HBO for the next couple months. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vivalaultra 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2006 Holy relevance, Batman! Next week on Wednesday, Kinky Friedman and Jesse Ventura are going to give a joint lecture at my school. This is gonna be so much cooler than last week when Maya Angelou came and talked. She never even told me why the caged bird sings! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
