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OAO Raw Thread - September/18th/2006.

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Conspiracy_Victim    0

Conspiracy_Victim
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How in the hell did Hardy and Crazy come out so close together?

 

Were they having a conversation about where the local Taco Bell is or something?

 

Hardy thought Crazy was Psychosis and was trying to score a fix.

 

I always liked that Hypnosis.

 

What...? Never mind I'd rather not know.

 

This match really needs another ref to count pinfalls.

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ChrisMWaters    0

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You know what's neat?

 

Johnny Nitro

Randy Orton

Jeff Hardy

Carlito

Chris Masters

Super Crazy

 

Everyone in this match but Nitro and Crazy have been featured in a PPV Championship Main Event.

Well, Nitro's wrestled the World Champion at the time Batista a few times...

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razazteca    0

razazteca
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How the hell did a Stars Wars fan end up having kids in this commercial? I thought it was impossible for a Star Wars fan to ever have sex.

They are like the Shakers they open up low cost child daycares.

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ChrisMWaters    0

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How the hell did a Stars Wars fan end up having kids in this commercial? I thought it was impossible for a Star Wars fan to ever have sex.

Well, my sister is pregnant...

 

YOU FUCKED YOUR SISTER?!

*Drops a weight with the equivilant weight of the combined egos of Hulk Hogan, Triple H and Kevin Nash on you for that.

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How the hell did a Stars Wars fan end up having kids in this commercial? I thought it was impossible for a Star Wars fan to ever have sex.

Well, my sister is pregnant...

 

YOU FUCKED YOUR SISTER?!

Well, Luke-Leia.

 

There was some influence.

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TheFranchise    0

TheFranchise
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How in the hell did Hardy and Crazy come out so close together?

 

Were they having a conversation about where the local Taco Bell is or something?

 

Hardy thought Crazy was Psychosis and was trying to score a fix.

 

I always liked that Hypnosis.

 

What...? Never mind I'd rather not know.

 

This match really needs another ref to count pinfalls.

 

Back in WCW, Bret Hart was talking about defending against anyone, and when Okerlund suggested someone, he said something along the lines of:

 

Bret: You know who doesn't get his due around these parts? A guy by the name of Hypnosis.

Gene: You mean PSYCHOSIS?

Bret: Psychosis, Hypnosis, whatever.

 

(paraphrased)

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When Nitro works the mic, he sounds like he's in high school.

This guy belongs no where near TV.

Get him in the weight room, get him more experience.

 

But now is not his time.

 

Orton of all people makes him look like an amateur.

 

 

You're saying that Nitro needs to hit the weight room? I'm sure you're more ripped than he is, huh?

 

I just think he's too skinny.

Orton is what I'd consider 'regular' size.

Thats what Nitro should aspire to be.

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Hawk 34    0

Hawk 34
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You can tell they came up with this idea @ 8:59. No one, has any clue what to do. It's like the stall period in the Royal Rumble, waiting for the next booking pattern to set in.

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Conspiracy_Victim    0

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How in the hell did Hardy and Crazy come out so close together?

 

Were they having a conversation about where the local Taco Bell is or something?

 

Hardy thought Crazy was Psychosis and was trying to score a fix.

 

I always liked that Hypnosis.

 

What...? Never mind I'd rather not know.

 

This match really needs another ref to count pinfalls.

 

Back in WCW, Bret Hart was talking about defending against anyone, and when Okerlund suggested someone, he said something along the lines of:

 

Bret: You know who doesn't get his due around these parts? A guy by the name of Hypnosis.

Gene: You mean PSYCHOSIS?

Bret: Psychosis, Hypnosis, whatever.

 

(paraphrased)

 

OK, thought it was about me misspelling Psychosis. I can never remember if that's the right spelling or not.

 

Hardy whiffs the railrun, and Crazy brings the "Oooh"s and "Aaah"s with the Moonsault. Fun.

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Quasar    0

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When Nitro works the mic, he sounds like he's in high school.

This guy belongs no where near TV.

Get him in the weight room, get him more experience.

 

But now is not his time.

 

Orton of all people makes him look like an amateur.

 

 

You're saying that Nitro needs to hit the weight room? I'm sure you're more ripped than he is, huh?

 

I just think he's too skinny.

Orton is what I'd consider 'regular' size.

Thats what Nitro should aspire to be.

 

Are you a size queen or something?

 

Nitro looks like his gimmick, he's a ripped California beach body and that's his gimmick. Plus, I'm fairly certain that most women find ripped attractive over big.

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Conspiracy_Victim    0

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This match is definitely a train wreck, but by God it's an enjoyable one.

 

We need Shelton to randomly run out and hit some crazy move to the outside, then run off crying about how he wasn't in the match because he's black.

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