AW, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

[...]

I'm 27 today and I hate it already.

 

So, what's the best suggestions? Petty revenge on those who have fouled me? Drown in gin? Mouthing off to people I don't even know?

 

I'm going to be a hell of a lot of fun when I have my first heart attack on my 46th birthday.

[Spaceman Spiff]

Warm milk & cookies, and a nice relaxing nap.

[PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH!]

So, what's the best suggestions?

 

Kill yourself before you become a burden on your loved ones!!

[Pegasus Kid]

Reflect on the fact that your past 26 years have been so fucking pathetic you felt the need to glorify your 27th birthday on this forum.

 

Jackass...

[Art Sandusky]

Egg Justin Baisden's house.

[Ultra Violence]

Capture Natasha Kampusch and keep her in your basement. Make sure you learn to say "It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again" in German first though.

 

Es reibt das Hautwasser auf ihm ist Haut - Oder sonst es erhält den Schlauch wieder

[Annabelle]

Reflect on the fact that your past 26 years have been so fucking pathetic you felt the need to glorify your 27th birthday on this forum.

 

Jackass...

 

ugh

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Actually, I'll be reflecting on the past 27 years, P.K., since this is technically my 28th year beginning. But thanks!

 

I disagree heartily with Byron on this point. If I ever enter a state where I am persistently vegetative state where it is impossible to revive me, I want to be kept alive under ALL circumstances. I don't want my family sparing any expense and I want them to go to every trouble possible. Even if I'm just a brain stem hooked up to a respirator, I am to be kept within the scientific definition of a living organism.

[Copper Feel]

Woah, that guy with less then 500 posts is the 5th registered member.

[k thx]

Damn right woah!