"An insane amount of ranch please."

[MFer]

Speaking of sauces, does anyone else remember when McDonalds had hot mustard sauce?

[Darthtiki]

They still have it. I usually get it when I get their chicken sandwiches and use that instead of mayo

[haws bah gawd]

McDonald's used to have the most badass honey mustard on the planet Earth until they switched toa "tubbed" variety several years back. When it came in the packets, I used to spackle my plain cheeseburgers with the stuff. As far as I'm concerned, the crap they offer these days is honey mustard in name only.

 

I've discovered that the orange seasoning salt that's offered at pretty much any "Great Steak and Potato" sub shop, tasks great on nearly any sub they offer.

[MrRant]

Check out some Johnny Salt if you like that. MSG is fucking tasty.