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wassup on that link darling?

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If you all were really college chicks, I'd be hitting on you all.

 

And dating one of you. For like 3 months. And then getting all bent out of shape & emo about the break-up.

 

Luckily for me, you aren't really college chicks.

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Guest Felonies!

"you can take the girl outta jersey, but you can never take jersey out of the girl"

 

"only invest your time with people who know what they have when they have you"

 

 

distance is not for the fearful, it is for the bold. It's for those who are willing to spend a lot of time alone in exchange for a little time with the one they love. It's for those knowing a good thing when they see it, even if they dont see it nearly enough...

 

the only people you need in your life, are the people that need you in theirs.

 

"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. Don't make someone your priority when you're only their option, and know that the people that truly care about you will be there for you in your good moments and your bad moments. The people worth your tears will never make you cry..."

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Guest Felonies!

I initially read that as ::dances like no one's watching:: like in faggy Internet double-colon talk, but it's still funny. It's better when they use "noone."

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So this is what college kids are like nowadays? This thread is a good argument for bringing back the military draft and including women in it. Geez.

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Guest Princess Leena

leelee..yipeee.sexiiiiiii...yes you are!

 

wow your a stone cold fox!!! sexy ass mamacita! i would love to masterbate with you sometime...cum on sexy its safe..its fun....our little secret...i am 31...rugged good looks.....beautiful cock....i can email pics...hope i am not offending you here.....have fun with me..please! your soo sexy leelee...indi

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Leave one memory that you and I had together. It doesn't matter if you knew me a little or a lot, anything you remember! Don't send a message, leave a comment on here. Next, re-post this in your notes and see how many people leave a memory about you. It's actually pretty cool (and funny) to see the responses. Repost as "memories."

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A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

 

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

 

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

 

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

 

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

 

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

 

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

 

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

 

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

 

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

 

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

 

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

 

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

 

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

 

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

 

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

 

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

 

Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

 

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

 

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God?

 

Repost this as Love vs. Sex!!!!!

 

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what.....and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

 

I bet 93% of you people that read this wont repost

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I read both of those things recently.

 

I am tempted to do the memories thing though, just retyping that stupid trite message with something similar.

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Leave one memory that you and I had together. It doesn't matter if you knew me a little or a lot, anything you remember! Don't send a message, leave a comment on here. Next, re-post this in your notes and see how many people leave a memory about you. It's actually pretty cool (and funny) to see the responses. Repost as "memories."

 

I came to this thread to post exactly that. Figured you'd beat me to it, though.

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Guest Felonies!
Hey what's a college girl's favorite publishing company?

 

 

RANDOM HOUSE, get it?!?!??!!

Yeah yeah yeah, and a frat guy's is Double-D.

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HAY HAY I'M A COLLEGE BRO?

 

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FU***r THAT KILLED U!

 

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WE TRUE HOMIES

WE RIDE TOGETHER

WE DIE TOGETHER

send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. Count how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

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Guest Princess Leena

Just look at my myspace, and all my comments. A neverending run of quality.

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