Kinetic Posted May 2, 2008 Report Posted May 2, 2008 This girl in particular comes off a lot more attractive here than I remember her being in real life. I guess it has been, like, seven years since I've seen her, so who knows? The only things I really recall about her are that she wouldn't put out and that her dad didn't want her to date me because I didn't look like I'd be able to fix a toilet.
Nighthawk Posted May 2, 2008 Report Posted May 2, 2008 Would you be able to? Also... shit man, I couldn't track down anybody I've ever fucked unless I had them on my friends list before I fucked them. Might have to do with not remembering their names. That's not a pimp thing, either, I can't remember the names of some people I was friends with for years.
The Niggardly King Posted May 2, 2008 Report Posted May 2, 2008 You didn't fuck that shit bro? I would have been all up in that shit... her poppa would have had to beat a niggah out of that ass.
Nighthawk Posted May 2, 2008 Report Posted May 2, 2008 I was just telling a friend of mine that... he got caught fucking a 17 year old, and had to deal with her father, an enraged, American version of Bob Hoskins... there's only one thing to say: "Yo daughter like that dick. And ain't nothing you can do about it."
Kinetic Posted May 2, 2008 Report Posted May 2, 2008 And then this is the girl who changed my record collection and then broke my heart, causing me to write many long-winded and self-pitying posts in the early stages of this board's existence. She looks more or less exactly as I remember her, which is to say that she looks like she's on the tail-end of a pretty significant bender. And, no, I would not be able to fix a toilet. Her dad was spot-on with that assessment.
Guest College Party Posted May 2, 2008 Report Posted May 2, 2008 I'm disappointed, yet also relieved, as it were, that the pair of pissing pictures I posted has gone the way of the Red X.
Nighthawk Posted May 2, 2008 Report Posted May 2, 2008 Oh shit, I actually did find one... She's not really homeless, but that's apparently how she likes to present herself now.
The Niggardly King Posted May 2, 2008 Report Posted May 2, 2008 Hey, you've fucked a lot of black chicks... haven't you?
Nighthawk Posted May 2, 2008 Report Posted May 2, 2008 Actually no, sadly. That was like, one of two. And she was half portuguese.
Kinetic Posted May 2, 2008 Report Posted May 2, 2008 Here's one: Oddly enough, this girl contacted me out of the blue back in October. Her first letter was just sort of "Haha, it's you. Long time no see..." and so on. And I responded that browsing through MySpace had been an unsettling walk down memory lane for me, to which she responded: "Whatever, we had so much fun together, as friends anyway. Haha, remember the bucket getting lodged underneath my car, lol. And remember at that one new year's eve party when you couldn't stop talking about making out with that girl with a mustache. Don't tell me you lost your sense of humor. You always used to crack me up." I'd forgotten about all of that. It bothers me a little bit that the shit she remembers reflects so poorly on me.
Kinetic Posted May 2, 2008 Report Posted May 2, 2008 I'd rather be remembered for the really bitching mixtape that I made her. I believe it was 90 minutes. Lots of My Bloody Valentine and Built to Spill.
The Niggardly King Posted May 2, 2008 Report Posted May 2, 2008 shit probably got tossed a few days later bro, sorry.
PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! Posted May 2, 2008 Report Posted May 2, 2008 Oh shit, I actually did find one... She's not really homeless, but that's apparently how she likes to present herself now. Your box or mine?
Bruiser Chong Posted May 2, 2008 Report Posted May 2, 2008 This looks disturbingly like my brother's fiance. From the length of the hair to the "Please eat a god damn sandwich" frame. It's uncanny.
Dr. Zoidberg Posted May 8, 2008 Report Posted May 8, 2008 I say "Meh" to all those broads. Gimme a girl that doesn't dress like a slut everyday just to piss off Daddy/doesn't dye her hair to look like a skunk to be "RAWK!~" anyday. LET'S SEE WHAT OTHER GIRL-THAT-GOT-AWAY KINETIC POSTS!!!!!!
Dr. Zoidberg Posted May 9, 2008 Report Posted May 9, 2008 Awww... Damn it. I wanted to read the explanations as to WHY they got away. Oh well.
Kinetic Posted May 9, 2008 Report Posted May 9, 2008 Do I know you? I mean, with all due respect, you jawing at me is like Soulja Boy talking shit to Jay Z. You shake that tree and a leopard's going to jump out, know what I'm saying?
Kinetic Posted May 9, 2008 Report Posted May 9, 2008 Oh, and then I got mixed up with this bit for a while: Really needy and not much in the sack. I couldn't get out of that thing soon enough.
Dr. Zoidberg Posted May 9, 2008 Report Posted May 9, 2008 Do I know you? I mean, with all due respect, you jawing at me is like Soulja Boy talking shit to Jay Z. You shake that tree and a leopard's going to jump out, know what I'm saying? Heh. You're so tough, snookums.
Guest College Party Posted May 9, 2008 Report Posted May 9, 2008 Hey, uh, you, I like Cat Power as much as the next loser, but, and I'm gonna put this in Official Staff Teal, your sig is too big. Try having a sig that isn't so big.
Copper Feel Posted July 10, 2008 Report Posted July 10, 2008 J E S S spells Jess. WANA FUCK???? i am a fire sign if you are an air sign, GET AWAY FROM ME. we do NOT match. spet for you lazzy. and bean pole beamer ♥ i am obsessive............... some call me a stalker but scaring people is fun. i LOVE english people =) specially BEK! she is my favorite. if you have an English accent, talk to me please. weird obsession/bitterness of people with blue eyes! going to hunt you all down. also jelous of people that have a metabolism. go eat another big mac! im fine with my jelly! i hav finished year 12 and uni makes me want to shoot myself my advise......... DONT GO. i also enjoy blue heelers and i think that Dr. House is a sexy man. i cant be fucked changing my myspace, i used to be delouded hence the corney pictures. now the thought makes me sick. my soul mate....................... A blue eyed beb, with english acent, preferbly born in months of April, August or September, scruffy hair, skinny jeans, grey hoody. express post to Adelaide please....... IF HE EXISTS.
Kinetic Posted September 3, 2008 Report Posted September 3, 2008 She may be broke...but she's not flat busted! AHAHAHAHA!
Kinetic Posted September 3, 2008 Report Posted September 3, 2008 Anyway, and...uh...AHAHAHAHAHA. Flat busted. Get it? It's like, you think it means...but what it really means is...
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