OAO Raw Thread - September/25th/2006.

[Quasar]

Very little backstage stuff tonight. Did someone kidnap Gewirtz?

 

He's busy getting script ideas from The Dames.

 

He'll back next week.

[Guest GeeseGeese]

Can Orton RKO people in over 52 different ways?

 

No but he can shit in their bags afterwards which is even better

[Quasar]

Can Orton RKO people in over 52 different ways?

 

No but he can shit in their bags afterwards which is even better

 

DDP can swap wives with you, which is WAY better.

[ChrisMWaters]

Can Orton RKO people in over 52 different ways?

Well, he's got three already:

 

Standard

From Chokeslam

Delayed Double RKO used against Jericho.

 

Big Show/Sandman, if it weren't for the Striker/Sandman feud, would REALLY interest me.

[Gary Floyd]

RAW IS SUPER CRAZY!!!!!!!!

 

There, got that out of the way.

[The Amazing Rando]

Can Orton RKO people in over 52 different ways?

 

 

No, but according to him he CAN do it in 52 different states.

[Quasar]

I hear that Super Crazy is like a cueball, the more you hit him, the more English you get out of him.

[ChrisMWaters]

I hear that Super Crazy is like a cueball, the more you hit him, the more English you get out of him.

Thank you, Mr. Heenan.

[Vampiro69]

Carlito and Masters.......When former tag team partners EXPLODE

[LooseCannon25]

Carlito's music doesn't work for him at all anymore

[Quasar]

So, it's Team Hispanic vs. Team Pretty Boy.

 

This match is a slam dunk for Team Hispanic. They just hand Team Pretty Boy a mirror while they hop the border.

 

Eeerrr............wait that doesn't work in wrestling matches, only on Border Patrol.

 

 

(Yeah, bad joke, offensive, yeah, sorry. My hispanic friend just recommended it to me so I thought that I'd have the clear to post it.)

[RonL21]

You gotta admit...The Diamond Cutter was one of the best Finishers during the late 90s boom...

[RonL21]

Randy still working for free?

[ChrisMWaters]

You gotta admit...The Diamond Cutter was one of the best Finishers during the late 90s boom...

Yes.

 

Unfortunately, more people remember its modified version, the Stunner.

[Vampiro69]

Don't forget the Chartbuster of Disco Inferno's.

[RonL21]

I thought Super Crazy did three moonsaults..

[randomguy]

Randy, Master of the 52 chinlock variations.

 

Swapping wives with DDP would be a good deal.

[Quasar]

You gotta admit...The Diamond Cutter was one of the best Finishers during the late 90s boom...

Yes.

 

Unfortunately, more people remember its modified version, the Stunner.

 

And the man from which both men derived their moves is currently the Executive VP of Talent Relations.

 

Unfortunately, this man also sucks.

[ChrisMWaters]

Don't forget the Chartbuster of Disco Inferno's.

And The Disiple's Apocalypse.

 

...geez, what did Masters do to get jobbed like this?

[Conspiracy_Victim]

Masters has gotten used to his new career as a jobber to smaller and more entertaining Hispanic wrestlers.

[Quasar]

RKO~!

 

THEY BE CLUBBERING TONAY! THEY BE A LADY IN THE MEN'S ROOM! IF YA WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL!

[BorneAgain]

Don't forget the Chartbuster of Disco Inferno's.

And The Disiple's Apocalypse.

 

...geez, what did Masters do to get jobbed like this?

Not defy human biology and maintain his physique without the needed medication.

[Vampiro69]

Man 8:45 and we are only at 10 pages? Slow night.

[RonL21]

You gotta admit...The Diamond Cutter was one of the best Finishers during the late 90s boom...

Yes.

 

Unfortunately, more people remember its modified version, the Stunner.

 

And the man from which both men derived their moves is currently the Executive VP of Talent Relations.

 

Unfortunately, this man also sucks.

Are you saying that DDP and Stone Cold suck?

[Guest East.Coast.J]

Man. What a great, well written show tonight. Everything ties together perfectly, and finally I don't feel like I am watching something that I have seen a million times before.

 

Oh Wait, that's Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip

[The Amazing Rando]

So, it's Team Hispanic vs. Team Pretty Boy.

 

This match is a slam dunk for Team Hispanic. They just hand Team Pretty Boy a mirror while they hop the border.

 

Eeerrr............wait that doesn't work in wrestling matches, only on Border Patrol.

 

 

(Yeah, bad joke, offensive, yeah, sorry. My hispanic friend just recommended it to me so I thought that I'd have the clear to post it.)

 

 

Don't pass your mistakes off on other people. What, do you work for the government?

[Quasar]

For some reason this commercial reminds me of the Thunder where Chuck Palumbo and Shawn Stasiak were left in a tanning bed, sunburned by someone and had to sell sunburn for a whole match.

[BorneAgain]

Bischoff's not going to appear tonight is he?

[Vampiro69]

For some reason this commercial reminds me of the Thunder where Chuck Palumbo and Shawn Stasiak were left in a tanning bed, sunburned by someone and had to sell sunburn for a whole match.

 

Didn't they also have to face Kronik that evening?

 

Also I would have marked huge for a Jindrak and O'Hare reunion.. the Natural Born Thrillers.

[The Amazing Rando]

For some reason this commercial reminds me of the Thunder where Chuck Palumbo and Shawn Stasiak were left in a tanning bed, sunburned by someone and had to sell sunburn for a whole match.

 

 

How do you sell sunburn?

 

 

"BUY MY RED SKIN! IT HURTS WHEN YOU TOUCH IT BUT YOU'LL LOVE THE CRISP FEEL! 9.99!! TWO FOR FIFTEEN DOLLARS!!"

 

 

 

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