OAO Raw Family Reunion Thread - October/9th/2006.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Jeff Hardy needs to meet them in a hallway and critique that segment.

Finger paint > spray paint and if you aint down with that I got 3 words for ya

 

happy lil trees

 

On the plus side, i'll be able to pre-order The Self Destruction Of Jeff Hardy soon.

 

 

They should call it "I'm Melting: The Jeff Hardy Story"

 

That's the sort of name that would attract emo teenage girls. (eh, and boys)

 

"Jeff Hardy: I'm Melting."

 

 

I say they let Jeff, Matt, and the other Omegas get high and do their own commentary for various old Hardy Boys matches.

 

"Dude that move was AWESOME! Pass those Doritos over here man! Who's got the number for Domino's?"

 

Family fun at it's finest.

 

Alliteration ROCKS!

[The Amazing Rando 0]

"Dude that move was AWESOME! Pass those Doritos over here man! Who's got the number for Domino's?"

 

Family fun at it's finest.

 

Alliteration ROCKS!

 

 

Bah, they wouldn't even be able to see the ring, It would be like Toccata & Fugue In D Minor segment from Fantasia....to them at least.

[Hawk 34 0]

The WWE doesn't give a monkeys ass about their undercard titles that much is very obvious.

 

Historically speaking, the world champions tend to have better success over undercard champions anyways. It's a proper thing to do in seperating the dominance and status of the championship.

 

In this instance, TBS should be killing Hardy anyways. Fans can't buy TBS as a legitimate monster heel champion if he struggles to beat Jeff. It isn't 2002 where TBS was essentially a mid-card act. TBS is being put on a high level. Jeff's nature is to be high risk and that's exactly how the match played out.

 

It put over both workers and more importantly, the ECW Title.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

"Dude that move was AWESOME! Pass those Doritos over here man! Who's got the number for Domino's?"

 

Family fun at it's finest.

 

Alliteration ROCKS!

 

 

Bah, they wouldn't even be able to see the ring, It would be like Toccata & Fugue In D Minor segment from Fantasia....to them at least.

 

Jeff Hardy running down the road screaming about dancing hippos and crocodiles. Sounds like something out of "Friday", with Hardy in the role of Chris Tucker.

 

Edited for quoting brevity.

[TheFranchise 0]

"Dude that move was AWESOME! Pass those Doritos over here man! Who's got the number for Domino's?"

 

Family fun at it's finest.

 

Alliteration ROCKS!

 

 

Bah, they wouldn't even be able to see the ring, It would be like Toccata & Fugue In D Minor segment from Fantasia....to them at least.

 

"This was the match where I beat Triple H for the IC title."

"What are you smoking man? I thought this was hockey"

"Lita?"

[Mecca 0]

The WWE doesn't give a monkeys ass about their undercard titles that much is very obvious.

 

Historically speaking, the world champions tend to have better success over undercard champions anyways. It's a proper thing to do in seperating the dominance and status of the championship.

 

In this instance, TBS should be killing Hardy anyways. Fans can't buy TBS as a legitimate monster heel champion if he struggles to beat Jeff. It isn't 2002 where TBS was essentially a mid-card act. TBS is being put on a high level. Jeff's nature is to be high risk and that's exactly how the match played out.

 

It put over both workers and more importantly, the ECW Title.

 

Well ok you can make a solid point for that match, but over the past say 4-5 years they've shown they could really careless about anything that isn't the main title.

[TheFranchise 0]

Man, there's two hours of Raw left.

[Mecca 0]

I wanna know how many people have had seizure to this entrance, it sure looks like it could cause some.

[Hawk 34 0]

Nice booking move by DX. Put themselves right at the 9:00 spot to catch the fans who forgot the time change.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Is it bad that I want the SS, Masters, and what there is of RAW's tag divison to come out and beat the shit out of DX?

[TheFranchise 0]

'Come dressed as you are'

 

They actually walk around all day in those shirts?

[TheFranchise 0]

Heh.

 

Run in galores.

 

& they still pick up the W.

[Hasbeen1 0]

Was Cade trained at Michaels' school?

[TheFranchise 0]

Yes, he was.

[Slickster 0]

Inflatable gamecock in 3...2...

[Mecca 0]

Oh great 5 minutes of bad cock jokes.

[Slickster 0]

HHH wins with the impromptu comment.

[NoCalMike 0]

The absolute worst part of the Old-Generation X skits is the forced laughter from Ross and Lawler...

[Dips 0]

What were they chanting? Couldn't make it out.

[TheFranchise 0]

Game Cocks I think.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

This needs a William Regal reference.

[Quasar 0]

Can't they just get William Regal's cock to make the jump from SmackDown to RAW?

 

Sure, it'd be a hit for the Cruiserweight division but DX needs it.

[Downhome 0]

What were they chanting? Couldn't make it out.

 

 

I did like HHH's impromptu comment.

[NoCalMike 0]

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooring.

[TheFranchise 0]

This will lead to a Cock - Suck It line.

[Vampiro69 0]

I have heard better jokes from a 7 year old.

[Vampiro69 0]

That segment was lame.

[Downhome 0]

What were they chanting? Couldn't make it out.

 

 

I did like HHH's impromptu comment.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Can't they just get William Regal's cock to make the jump from SmackDown to RAW?

 

Sure, it'd be a hit for the Cruiserweight division but DX needs it.

 

 

It was like a Quarter Dupree.

[Downhome 0]

What were they chanting? Couldn't make it out.

 

 

I did like HHH's impromptu comment.