Kinetic 0 Report post Posted November 7, 2006 Do you question why Monday night would pay so much for a lineup that's actually considerably worse than Sunday night was last year? Fuck you. You're a homosexual. Because Monday night doesn't recognize words like "unwatchable" or "meaningless." Monday night only knows that you have a drinking habit to sustain and need something to stare at while you drown your sorrows in Pabst Blue Ribbon. Monday night knows that you have a frost-bitten Hungry Man dinner in the freezer, just waiting to be excavated during the third quarter of some piece of shit game between two teams you couldn't possibly care less about. Is it Monday night yet? Is it? Is it? Yes, it is. Stuart Scott's googly eye strikes eight thirty. It's Monday night, you homosexual. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted November 7, 2006 i'm so pumped. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinetic 0 Report post Posted November 7, 2006 ::A group of pigs:: This is our focus group. ::A group of pigs:: This is our think tank. ::A group of pigs:: This is our chat room. ::A pig rolling in its own fecal matter:: This is our spokesman. ::A group of pigs:: This is our breakfast. I do believe that there's a dream for everyone. This is our country. Vote Republican! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted November 7, 2006 You east coast elitist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted November 7, 2006 Where the hell were you during the baseball postseason Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted November 7, 2006 Who needs Tommy Lasorda when we have are very own Don Cheadle posting rants here? To the keyboard! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted November 7, 2006 Dear god I feel sorry once again for Andrew Walter... That defense and Art Shell deserve better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChris 0 Report post Posted November 7, 2006 This game has been pathetic. It's Denver bad. Have you even seen Denver the last two weeks? This might have been the worst Monday night game of all time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Open the Muggy Gate 0 Report post Posted November 7, 2006 I'd love to see how they manage to squeeze the usual 40 minutes of Sportscenter material out of this snoozefest. KNEE TO THE BALLS KNEE TO THE BALLS KNEE TO THE BALLS KNEE TO THE BALLS KNEE TO THE BALLS KNEE TO THE BALLS KNEE TO THE BALLS KNEE TO THE BALLS KNEE TO THE BALLS KNEE TO THE BALLS KNEE TO THE BALLS KNEE TO THE BALLS KNEE TO THE BALLS KNEE TO THE BALLS KNEE TO THE BALLS KNEE TO THE BALLS KNEE TO THE BALLS KNEE TO THE BALLS KNEE TO THE BALLS KNEE TO THE BALLS KNEE TO THE BALLS KNEE TO THE BALLS KNEE TO THE BALLS KNEE TO THE BALLS KNEE TO THE BALLS KNEE TO THE BALLS KNEE TO THE BALLS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Just John 0 Report post Posted November 7, 2006 Falcons 27, Lions 10: Detroit's not good enough to win this one. Of all the weeks ATL shouldn't suck, they choose to shit the bed here. 0/1 Bills 16, Packers 13: Neither team is good. I'll go with the home team in an ugly mess. Pretty much right on. 1/2 Giants 31, Texans 17: Hopefully the Texans will keep improving, but it won't matter here. Much lower scoring than expected, but the right team still won. 2/3 Bears 27, Miami 0: Can history repeat itself? No, no it can't. Chicago will find a better team to lose to in the regular season. Well, at least everyone else got this wrong too. 2/4 Ravens 30, Bengals 21: I'll go with the Ravens at home, even if Cincy badly needs this win. Just about right. 3/5 Redskins 24, Cowboys 17: Both teams are wildly inconsistent. Could go either way, but I'll pick the home team. Crazy game here, both teams at their inconsistent best. 4/6 Jaguars 19, Titans 7: Typical Jags performance. The very good Jags team showed up to dominate the Titans. 5/7 Chiefs 41, Rams 38: Offensive explosion here. I think the Chiefs are playoff material, though, just off to a slower start. The Rams really didn't hold up their end of the explosion. 6/8 Saints 21, Bucs 17: NO always gives Tampa trouble, and they're actually a better team this year. Don't write the Saints off yet. 7/9 49ers 28, Vikings 25: San Fran's due for a surprise performance, and the Vikes are finally playing like they should. Much lower scoring than expected, but the analysis was dead on. 8/10 Steelers 24, Broncos 21: I'm going to hold out optimism for another solid Big Ben performance to silence the critics. Denver's no easy task, though. I really shouldn't be a homer. 8/11 Chargers 27, Browns 17: The Browns have the heart, but not enough talent to win this game. Another good call. 9/12 Patriots 31, Colts 24: Bellicheck's usually got the Colts' number, and he has a healthy team this year. A little backwards here. 9/13 Seahawks 23, Raiders 10: No way Oakland takes their winning act on the road. Without the stars, Seattle wins in less than impressive fashion. Above .500! Yes! 10/14 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teke184 0 Report post Posted November 7, 2006 Thoughts on the Saints- 1. I'm not sure who made the call on their draft picks this year, but they deserve a raise. 1st round - RB Reggie Bush (Starter) 2nd round - S Roman Harper (Starter, on IR) 4th round - G Jahri Evans (Starter) 5th round - DE Rob Ninkovich (IR) 6th round - WR Mike Haas (cut), CB Josh Lay (cut) 7th round - T Zach Strief (Key reserve), WR Marques Colson (Starter, most TD receptions in NFL) With their 8 picks, they picked up 4 starters, 1 key reserve (Strief replaced Jammal Brown and shut down Simeon Rice last week), and 1 potential star, and only 2 players cut. (Mike Haas was likely cut because of the Saints depth at WR, which included at the time Joe Horn, Devery Henderson, Marques Colson, Donte Stallworth, and about 3-4 others.) Considering that they picked up steals in Colson and Streif in the 7th round, their talent scouts have got to be doing something right. 2. Devery Henderson is finally proving me right. I'd been a big cheerleader for him ever since he came out of LSU, but he never saw the field during the regular season of his rookie year and did almost nothing during his sophmore year, which I attribute to a shitty QB in Aaron Brooks. Now that he's got a competent QB to work with, he's able to go in and make only 2-3 catches a game, but has an average of about 20 yards per catch and a long of 52 yards, showing that he's got an ability to make plays if he gets the ball (and holds on to it). If Joe Horn moves on in the next few years, either to another team or to retirement, the combo of Henderson and Colson could be a nice 1-2 punch in the vein of Steve Smith and Keshawn Johnson or Reggie Wayne and Marvin Harrison. (These guys aren't at the level of Smith, Wayne, or Harrison yet, but they have the potential over time to do it with a lesser QB than a Manning) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Princess Leena Report post Posted November 10, 2006 Just when we thought the Bills removed all convicts on their team (Moulds), Donte Whitner was arrested for beating his wife. I'm sure he'll be in Indy on time, though. Lovely country we live in. The Bills are so getting destroyed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2006 Just when we thought the Bills removed all convicts on their team (Moulds), Donte Whitner was arrested for beating his wife. I'm sure he'll be in Indy on time, though. Lovely country we live in. The Bills are so getting destroyed. *sigh* just bring on next season already... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
