Spears and K-Fed: It's over

[vivalaultra]

$30,000 a month? Hell, I'd marry Britney Spears for $30,000 a month. That would easily cover any STDs that would surely come with the union.

[razazteca]

Wouldn't it be funny if wife #3 for K-Fed is Scarlett Johanson or Lindsay Lohan or Ashlee Simpson.

 

much music interview.

[Guest NYankees]

IMDB is reporting that K Fed got dumped via a text message.

[vivalaultra]

My first girlfriend, when I was like...15, dumped me via e-mail. It sucked for me, so I can imagine how much it sucks for K-Fed, considering my first girlfriend wasn't worth $80 brazillion dollars.

[Kinetic]

From now on, I am to be known as K-Tic. All comments or inquiries addressed to any name other than K-Tic will be ignored. All pending fan club applications addressed to the previous monikers of Kinetic and/or Jung Billz will be automatically updated to reflect this change of name, albeit with a small service charge assessed to your account. I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

 

Word,

 

K-Tic

[vivalaultra]

I wanna change my name to V-La, but I fear that might infringe on the copyright posted by home repair guru Bob Villa.

[Kinetic]

Wise move. Ain't no sense in beefin' with Bob Villa.

[bobobrazil1984]

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_page.../showbiz1.shtml

 

Ahem.

 

I'm just shocked there are still celebrities who use cameras in bedrooms. These days its guaranteed to get out.

 

If that's true, "K-Fed" has the ultimate bargaining chip.

[Gary Floyd]

Well, I might see a sex tape with those two. I mean, it's Britney Spears. On the other hand, I really don't want to see Cleetus the Corn-Rolled Yokel naked.

[Prime Time Andrew Doyle]

Thank god it is taped pre-babies.

[Vampiro69]

Geez, I hope Britney can take this guy to the cleaners. Yet, I am still curious about the tape.

[Narcoleptic Jumper]

It's a little disturbing how much I want to see that video.