Man Who Sold The World Posted December 12, 2006 Report Posted December 12, 2006 So I'm at home resting the knee and I grab a can of red bull from the fridge. I take a look inside the can (which I've never really done before) to see what the hell I'm drinking, and low and behold at the bottom of the can is that little demon face statue from The Exorcist. I mean, the little monkey faced demon thing from that movie is looking at me right this very second, and I'm not high on anything but this fuckin' red bull! You guys want me to ask it a question or something? WHAT do I DO??? WHAT do I DO???
Youth N Asia Posted December 12, 2006 Report Posted December 12, 2006 Write a letter to the company...thanking them for giving you a reason to live now
Gary Floyd Posted December 12, 2006 Report Posted December 12, 2006 Ask yourself "why am I drinking Red Bull in the first place?"
Copper Feel Posted December 12, 2006 Report Posted December 12, 2006 Terrible thread, but will you use your newfound ability to fly for good or evil?
Guest Paul Posted December 13, 2006 Report Posted December 13, 2006 If this were true, it would have killed you. Seriously.
2GOLD Posted December 13, 2006 Report Posted December 13, 2006 Marry it and have little demon babies.
Man Who Sold The World Posted December 13, 2006 Author Report Posted December 13, 2006 It predicts Leena will take over this board and ban all but three people.
randomguy Posted December 14, 2006 Report Posted December 14, 2006 This thread sucked but the punchline saved it nicely.
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