Man Who Sold The World 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2006 So I'm at home resting the knee and I grab a can of red bull from the fridge. I take a look inside the can (which I've never really done before) to see what the hell I'm drinking, and low and behold at the bottom of the can is that little demon face statue from The Exorcist. I mean, the little monkey faced demon thing from that movie is looking at me right this very second, and I'm not high on anything but this fuckin' red bull! You guys want me to ask it a question or something? WHAT do I DO??? WHAT do I DO??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob Anybody 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2006 Drink more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2006 Worship your new god Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2006 Write a letter to the company...thanking them for giving you a reason to live now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2006 Ask yourself "why am I drinking Red Bull in the first place?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Copper Feel 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2006 Terrible thread, but will you use your newfound ability to fly for good or evil? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Paul Report post Posted December 13, 2006 If this were true, it would have killed you. Seriously. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted December 13, 2006 Marry it and have little demon babies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
In Credible 0 Report post Posted December 13, 2006 Use your three wishes wisely... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Man Who Sold The World 0 Report post Posted December 13, 2006 It predicts Leena will take over this board and ban all but three people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richard 0 Report post Posted December 14, 2006 What, no pic? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Man Who Sold The World 0 Report post Posted December 14, 2006 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
randomguy 0 Report post Posted December 14, 2006 This thread sucked but the punchline saved it nicely. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
