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Guest Queen Leelee
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Timberfake looks like a stumpier Federline. I hope he dies.

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I'll never understand how AI can have 8 guys in an hour after it took them two hours to get through 12 two weeks ago, and 90 minutes for 10 guys last week. I know it's a February sweeps rating stunt but it still annoys me when they put so much fluff in the rounds of 24 and 20.

 

I'm gonna guess this is the first time 311 has ever been attempted on Idol. Regardless of that, Blake should be safe.

Guest Queen Leelee
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I really hate that song...

 

He has to stop the beatboxing shit.

Guest Queen Leelee
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Ah, the 2 shittiest singers left.

 

And both will survive this week. Heh.

Guest Queen Leelee
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WTF, he really looks like a woman this week.

 

And another boring song.

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Sanjaya...we are NOT surprised you can hula, buddy

 

LMAO. This kid sucks. At least his sister had a nice rack. He'll make the top 8 for no apparent reason.

Guest Queen Leelee
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The teenies love Sanjaya, but everyone else hates him. He'll survive for a while, like Chicken Little did.

 

AI really wants him gone...

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AI Pet Peeve #1 (let's get a list going guys, it's been on long enough to have this list): People holding up the same number of fingers as their voting number.

 

oh and here's Sundance raping Pearl Jam...man this is worse than some karaoke I've heard.

Guest Queen Leelee
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Sundance is so fucking horrible.

 

It will be a tough choice for VFTW.

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Fuck you Sundance for ruining classic Pearl Jam.

 

 

AI Pet Peeve # 2 - Seacrest openly campaigning for people he likes by trying to bait Simon into a really rude comment to garner pity votes.

 

AI PP # 3 - Paula eating up 75% or more of Simon's time with her pointless drivel.

Guest Queen Leelee
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WTF is with AI always pimping this fatass...

 

Oh well, makes for more comedy in the future.

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WTF is with AI always pimping this fatass...

 

Past winners

 

Normal sized white girl

Really fat black guy

Normal sized black girl

Normal sized white girl

Normal sized gray haired white guy

 

A really fat white guy or black girl makes the set more complete. The difference is Lakisha can sing whereas Sundance is brutal.

Guest Queen Leelee
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But, Sundance is fucking terrible when he isn't singing bluesy shit. And he's hideous. I just don't get this one. He's unmarketable in every way.

 

Sundance didn't sustain any notes. The only decent parts were the Vedder-like screaming. He also had his hilarious pronunciations.

Guest Queen Leelee
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Hate Timberfake. But, he's singing the right kind of shit for his boy band sounding filth which automatically makes him the best so far.

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I hate to beat a dead horse but as I've been saying since the start of the event, they need to ban people from doing Stevie, Mariah, Whitney, Celine, Christina, Phil Collins and any power rock ballads since they never ever work enough and it just exposes the singer. Also, doing those people just shows no creative mindset.

 

Let me rephrase that. Don't do these people unless you can NAIL it and if you can, don't blow it a early round.

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