So, I'm looking to buy a gun.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I guess Im just totally lucky that I dont have to worry about crime or being robbed or mugged or anything around here.

 

Half the time I dont even lock my door.

[2GOLD 0]

We live near a prison that has an unusually high escape rate. Course most of the time the escapees show up two days later and ask to come back inside.

[CheesalaIsGood 0]

Shotguns are a good start but like all guns you have to PRACTICE! Getting used to the kick back and the noise can be really hard for some people who are afraid of dangerous weapons. And defiantly learn how to clean them afterwards, nobody wants a misfire.

 

My grandfather taught me guns and how to be responsible at a very young age. I figure he was probably just trying to ward off the temptation of how taboo guns can be.

[justsoyouknow 0]

The ocean isn't going to sneak up on me or break into my house.

 

Water safety is VERY important.

[AboveAverage484 0]

Just get a .38. It's light, nothing too fancy, and it's relatively inexpensive.

[AboveAverage484 0]

Tempe's really not bad enough to warrant buying a gun, Leena. I've lived here for 21 years now, and I've had no need for a gun.

It's better to have one and not need it, than need one and not have it.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Do you ever want to be in a situation where you need one and don't have one?

[AboveAverage484 0]

I was just reiterating what Agent said, plus that was from one of my favorite movies of all time so I had to sneak it in there.

[The Niggardly King 0]

The ocean isn't going to sneak up on me or break into my house.

 

[The Niggardly King 0]

I guess Im just totally lucky that I dont have to worry about crime or being robbed or mugged or anything around here.

 

Half the time I dont even lock my door.

 

You could defend yourself with your pathetic ways.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Or throw blood at them.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

I guess Im just totally lucky that I dont have to worry about crime or being robbed or mugged or anything around here.

 

Half the time I dont even lock my door.

 

You could defend yourself with your pathetic ways.

A robber could threaten to kill him, and Marvin would take it in stride. And hurry to run out of the house with his HDTV.

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

If I ever win the lottery, or start to stockpile large amounts of money, I'm getting one of these:

 

http://www.barrettrifles.com/rifle_82.aspx

 

.50 semi-automatic work of art.

[Hoff 0]

This is the piece I'm rockin'. I take it to the range twice a week, gotta keep my aim sharp and my hand steady.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Failed Bridge 0]

If I ever win the lottery, or start to stockpile large amounts of money, I'm getting one of these:

 

http://www.barrettrifles.com/rifle_82.aspx

 

.50 semi-automatic work of art.

wouldn't be surprised if I get to fire one of those during basic or AWT. I'll take photos if I get to.

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

Being generally unfamiliar with the inner workings of the military, I'm not sure how to properly phrase this question. What "job" are you planning on doing? Infantry?

[Failed Bridge 0]

Military Police and then Military Security. If I get into Military Security then I get to take an Anti-Terrorism Training Course which means should I decide to leave the military then I can hook up with a S.W.A.T. team right out the gate (so long as they're hiring).

 

Military Security guards high ranking embassies and government officials along with different military plants that have top secret technology.

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

So basically you're going to stand in front of an important building and get shot at.

 

One of my favorite lines from Full Metal Jacket: "...Engineering. You get to go out and find mines."

 

I'd only join the military if I were promised the flamethrower.

[Failed Bridge 0]

Not just shot at, they have buses driven by suicide bombers go into them as well. I do however get to go to the top of the embassy and shoot people like Samuel L. Jackson in Rules of Engagement should shit go down.

[Art Sandusky 0]

If I ever win the lottery, or start to stockpile large amounts of money, I'm getting one of these:

 

http://www.barrettrifles.com/rifle_82.aspx

 

.50 semi-automatic work of art.

And it performs under battlefield conditions. Nice to know what the weapon of choice will be for the wealthy when the civil war breaks out.

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

It has to be military grade considering that they do business with the military.

[EricMM 0]

Look can I carry a shotgun around with me or not, displaying it clearly and prominently, pointed at the ground, etc.?

 

It's not CONCEALED...

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

Like I said the first couple of times you said that, it depends on your state/local gun laws. In Indiana, yes you can.

[EricMM 0]

Sweet