Things that make you murderous

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Why did I click on that link? Now I've needlessly given a profile view to someone.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showuser=8043

 

Needs the profile views.

[snuffbox 0]

Profile view?

[treble 0]

What's his VORP?

Value Over Replacement Penis?

[CanadianChris 0]

People who get mad about people who ride their bikes on the road.

[EVIL~! alkeiper 0]

Well apparently it's better than mine.

 

But this seems as good an opportunity as any. Which guy would you pick?

 

#1: http://www.myspace.com/alkeiper

#2: http://www.myspace.com/4prayer

[Failed Bridge 0]

I would add Al to my myfriend's list but I don't think he would accept my invite. I'm not ready for that kind of rejection.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

Lost your GF to a poem writing, must include God in every sentence boy.

 

I feel your pain. Enjoy your porn.

[Guest Oedipus Rex]

That's kind of poetic itself.

 

I feel your pain.

Enjoy your porn.

[Toshiaki Koala 0]

Asians

 

there's plenty of reason why I do not like them anymore.

 

Are you serious?

 

Most likely. I guess he'll just have to suck it up when the time comes to salute our Chinese masters.

 

Fags.

 

Are you serious?

 

I got murderous a few hours ago when I pulled my clothes out of the dryer and found them to be less than dry. Strangled every washing machine in the room, I tells ya.

[Red Baron 0]

Asians

 

there's plenty of reason why I do not like them anymore.

 

Are you serious?

 

 

Trust me, working in a retail clothing store (Tommy Hilfiger) at place were most asains come to visit (Niagara Falls). They flock the clearance section rip everything apart (the whole family, an average of six of them) and buy nothing.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

And then they all go to Clifton Hill, buy some saltwater taffy and NEVER LEAVE A TIP.

[Red Baron 0]

And then they all go to Clifton Hill, buy some saltwater taffy and NEVER LEAVE A TIP.

 

And go to the casino's and get pissed off at you when you hit on a 12.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

My one and only experience with Asian tourists came on a family trip to B.C in 1997 when he was crossing the Capilano Suspension Bridge and the Asians thought it would be fun to start jumping up and down on the bridge, jabbering in Mandarin, caring nothing for the fact that they were scaring the living shit out of everybody else crossing the bridge at the time. As a child I thought it was funny but if that happened to me now I'd be pissed.

[Red Baron 0]

My one and only experience with Asian tourists came on a family trip to B.C in 1997 when he was crossing the Capilano Suspension Bridge and the Asians thought it would be fun to start jumping up and down on the bridge, jabbering in Mandarin, caring nothing for the fact that they were scaring the living shit out of everybody else crossing the bridge at the time. As a child I thought it was funny but if that happened to me now I'd be pissed.

 

Such a waste of money. There's a better suspension bridge around that area, its free, longer, and higher up.

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

Asians

 

there's plenty of reason why I do not like them anymore.

 

Yes, he's serious. He's made it awfully clear to me over the last ten weeks. I'm not convinced. Nor will I be convinced over Kingof909's fag hate. I said he "often hit the nail on the head" a few weeks ago. Exceptions.

 

 

What's his VORP?

Gold. Well done Bob.

 

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showuser=8437

 

He's alright. This may be the motivation I needed to start a thread in TCS but never got around to doing.

Edit: It doesn't deserve a thread. But I don't think there's a poster here I outright dislike. I've been bitter with, offended by and generally unpleased with posters here, but I don't think there's any I actually don't like.

[Guest]

Fags.

 

Are you serious?

 

Of course not.

[Guest]

I mean, nothing could make me mad enough to kill someone, unless I was attacked by an assassin.

[Man Who Sold The World 0]

Kids that grew up rich, and are now old.

[Timmy8271 0]

Whores that don't like being called whores. You have sex for money, therefore, your a whore. Now except this Donkey punch.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Well apparently it's better than mine.

 

But this seems as good an opportunity as any. Which guy would you pick?

 

#1: http://www.myspace.com/alkeiper

#2: http://www.myspace.com/4prayer

 

Your default picture is not exactly your best. Pretty much all your other ones are better.

 

The other guy is a total douchebag, though. Who the hell classifies themselves as "Body Builder" in that kind of shape? Sure, he's fit, but body builder?

 

Anyways, no offense, but you could probably do better than your ex. Hell of an age swing she went through, also. I think that happens with a lot of women.

 

I remember a girl on here, might've been CC that pointed out that the only way relationships work is with an older woman and a younger guy. I don't know if I'm sure about that, but it might be true.

[EricMM 0]

Now except this Donkey punch.

Wow.

[EL BRUJ0 0]

Whores that don't like being called whores. You have sex for money, therefore, your a whore. Now except this Donkey punch.

I took this as you're a whore except when you take a Donkey punch...

 

that's a load off my conscious cart; thought i was degrading myself by paying for sex, but turns out it's loving making via donkey punches...

[Hank Kingsley 0]

I want to kill someone when I forget to put fabric softener sheets in the dryer.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Lot of stupid people in this thread.

[Mystery Eskimo 0]

Religion.

[Darth Vader 0]

Canada. Why do they all seem so proud to be from such a terrible terrible place?Don't they know that our Government secrectly supports them?

[EVIL~! alkeiper 0]

Canada. Why do they all seem so proud to be from such a terrible terrible place?Don't they know that our Government secrectly supports them?

If they did it wouldn't be a secret.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

You have no idea how jealous we are up here that planes don't crash into our buildings or the fact that our sons and daughters don't get to go overseas and die for "freedom".

[Toshiaki Koala 0]

Fags.

 

Are you serious?

 

Of course not.

 

Okay, sorry. I was thinking of JustPassinBy.

 

Anyone who has ever used the word "woodpile" when not referring to actual woodpiles. This post doesn't count.