TSM Poster Tournament 2007

[Guest Vitamin X]

The brackets/seeding:

 

Elite Snobs and B(oardum)/The Pit

1. Incandenza

2. Tzar Lysergic (Agent of Oblivion)

3. Edwin MacPhisto

4. dr. rosenpenis (Banky)

5. justsoyouknow (aka JSYK and supposedly Modern Man's Hustle)

6. Sex Machine Gun (Kotzenjunge)

7. Sensei John Kreese

8. Captain of Outer Space

9. Ravenbomb

10. kkktookmybabyaway

11. Carnival (fka Carnivalizcoming)

12. k thx (chave)

13. EricMM

14. Black Lushus

15. KOAB (King of All Blacks)

16. Youth N Asia

 

Shit Folders/TSM Vets

1. Slayer

2. Mole

3. Banky Edwards/Oedipus Rex (Czech Republic)

4. Queen Leelee (Princess Leena)

5. CWMwasmurdered (CobainWasMurdered)

6. MrRant

7. FFMS (FrigidSoul/Failed Mascot)

8. bob_barron

9. Superstar

10. BX

11. Smues

12. NYU

13. snuffbox

14. bigolsmitty

15. Bobby Peru (Special K)

16. Matt Young

 

Sports

1. alkeiper

2. Lord of the Curry

3. Kingofthe909

4. Ripper

5. Cartman

6. Porter

7. Vitamin X

8. CanadianGuitarist

9. Marvinisalunatic

10. Spaceman Spiff

11. The Man In Blak

12. The Max

13. treble_charged

14. Mik

15. NoCalMike

16. alfdogg

 

The Awesomely Mediocre and/or Unknown

1. admin (aka Mike the admin/adminbot)

2. gary floyd (fka lovecraft321 or something like that)

3. CanadianChris

4. redbaron51

5. Scroby

6. Hawk52

7. Hunter's Torn Quad

8. Vampiro69

9. DrVenkman (fka Stephen Gray, the guy who used to write good articles on wrestling back in the day)

10. Invader3k

11. Hawk 34

12. AndrewTS

13. UseTheSledgeHammerUh

14. Imarkout4ElDandy

15. razazteca

16. Muggy Bogues

 

THE MATCHUPS:

Elite Snobs/Boardum/Pit bracket:

1. Incandenza vs. 16. Youth N Asia

2. Tzar Lysergic (Agent of Oblivion) vs. 15. KOAB (King of All Blacks)

3. Edwin MacPhisto vs. 14. Black Lushus

4. dr. rosenpenis (Banky) vs. 13. EricMM

5. justsoyouknow vs. 12. k thx (chave)

6. Sex Machine Gun (Kotzenjunge) vs. 11. Carnival (fka Carnivalizcoming)

7. Sensei John Kreese vs. 10. kkktookmybabyaway

8. Captain of Outer Space vs. Ravenbomb

 

TSM Vets/Shit Folders bracket:

1. Slayer vs. 16. Matt Young

2. Mole vs. 15. Bobby Peru (Special K)

3. Banky Edwards/Oedipus Rex (Czech Republic) vs. 14. bigolsmitty

4. Queen Leelee (Princess Leena) vs. 13. snuffbox

5. CWMwasmurdered (CobainWasMurdered) vs. 12. NYU

6. MrRant vs. 11. Smues

7. FFMS (FrigidSoul/Failed Mascot) vs. 10. BX

8. bob_barron vs. 9. Superstar

 

Sports Folder bracket:

1. alkeiper vs. 16. alfdogg

2. Lord of the Curry vs. 15. NoCalMike

3. Kingofthe909 vs. 14. Mik

4. Ripper vs. 13. treble_charged

5. Cartman vs. 12. The Max

6. Porter vs. 11. The Man In Blak

7. Vitamin X vs. 10. Spaceman Spiff

8. CanadianGuitarist vs. 9. Marvinisalunatic

 

The Awesomely Mediocre and/or Unknown bracket:

1. admin (aka Mike the admin/adminbot) vs. 16. Muggy Bogues

2. gary floyd (fka lovecraft321 or something like that) vs. 15. razazteca

3. CanadianChris vs. 14. Imarkout4ElDandy

4. redbaron51 vs. 13. UseTheSledgeHammerUh

5. Scroby vs. 12. AndrewTS

6. Hawk52 vs. 11. Hawk 34

7. Hunter's Torn Quad vs. 10. Invader3k

8. Vampiro69 vs. 9. DrVenkman (fka Stephen Gray, the guy who used to write good articles on wrestling back in the day)

 

THE BATTLE BEGINS! (I'll post my vote later on)

[Guest Queen Leelee]

snuffbox is going to be considered one of the 32 best posters at forums.thesmartmarks.com.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

Holy shit, I'm against the fucking admin!

[snuffbox 0]

snuffbox is going to be considered one of the 32 best posters at forums.thesmartmarks.com.

 

No.

 

I only have one account.

[Guest]

All my picks are boldsded.

 

Elite Snobs/Boardum/Pit bracket:

1. Incandenza vs. 16. Youth N Asia

2. Tzar Lysergic (Agent of Oblivion) vs. 15. KOAB (King of All Blacks) (Obligatory black vote, have to stick with the people from my hood. And I said vote, meaning there will be no other.)

3. Edwin MacPhisto vs. 14. Black Lushus

4. dr. rosenpenis (Banky) vs. 13. EricMM

5. justsoyouknow vs. 12. k thx (chave) (He likes Portsmouth. Fuck him.)

6. Sex Machine Gun (Kotzenjunge) vs. 11. Carnival (fka Carnivalizcoming)

7. Sensei John Kreese vs. 10. kkktookmybabyaway

8. Captain of Outer Space vs. Ravenbomb

 

TSM Vets/Shit Folders bracket:

1. Slayer vs. 16. Matt Young

2. Mole vs. 15. Bobby Peru (Special K)

3. Banky Edwards/Oedipus Rex (Czech Republic) vs. 14. bigolsmitty

4. Queen Leelee (Princess Leena) vs. 13. snuffbox (Boxing fans must stick together, we are a dying breed. That's really my only reason, because I dislike his political views.)

5. CWMwasmurdered (CobainWasMurdered) vs. 12. NYU

6. MrRant vs. 11. Smues

7. FFMS (FrigidSoul/Failed Mascot) vs. 10. BX

8. bob_barron vs. 9. Superstar

 

Sports Folder bracket:

1. alkeiper vs. 16. alfdogg (Ha, you tried to jew Alf.)

2. Lord of the Curry vs. 15. NoCalMike

3. Kingofthe909 (DUH. Who else would I pick.) vs. 14. Mik

4. Ripper vs. 13. treble_charged

5. Cartman vs. 12. The Max

6. Porter (SC fans, FTW) vs. 11. The Man In Blak

7. Vitamin X vs. 10. Spaceman Spiff

8. CanadianGuitarist vs. 9. Marvinisalunatic

 

The Awesomely Mediocre and/or Unknown bracket:

1. admin (aka Mike the admin/adminbot) vs. 16. Muggy Bogues

2. gary floyd (fka lovecraft321 or something like that) (Fuck Spurs fans.) vs. 15. razazteca

3. CanadianChris vs. 14. Imarkout4ElDandy

4. redbaron51 vs. 13. UseTheSledgeHammerUh

5. Scroby vs. 12. AndrewTS

6. Hawk52 vs. 11. Hawk 34

7. Hunter's Torn Quad vs. 10. Invader3k

8. Vampiro69 vs. 9. DrVenkman (fka Stephen Gray, the guy who used to write good articles on wrestling back in the day)

 

So, yeah.

[Guest Eagle Man]

Here we go. Choices listed.

 

Incandenza: extremely vulgar, I like him a lot.

Agent: Zappa fans stick together.

Edwin: Edwin is a cool guy.

Banky: Unlike Eric, he's not a cunt.

JSYK: We got off to a rough start, but I enjoy his work this time around.

Kotz: Gotta vote for Spoon.

Sensei John Kreese: He's my pick to win, and unlike kkk, is not Choken One's biggest fan.

Captain of Outer Space: Gotta vote for the captain.

Slayer: Gotta send him ahead to make it a threepeat (or 2 1/2 peat)

Mole: Stole money for drugs, but at least he knows when final exams are.

Czech: Sorry, smitty, but I'm me.

snuffbox: This could've gone either way, but I went with snuffy this time.

NYU: cwm sucks lol

Smues: Another one of my picks to win.

Fridge: He's defending our country.

Superstar: Mr. Show/Office/Scrubs/Wilco fans stick together.

alkeiper: alf sucks lol

Lord of the Curry: MMA snobbery isn't as bad as scrolling through blogs, so the Mississauga Menace wins this.

Kingofthe909: Doesn't listen to as much minivan rock.

treble: Moysey is our Gonzaga.

The Max: The Cartman hate is as bad as the max hate here, but I had to pick the one that doesn't give up five mins. into a game.

The Man In Blak: A brilliant fellow.

Vitamin X: Our Mexican leader deserves to get out of the prelims. Sorry to Spaceman Spliff or whatever.

CanadianGuitarist: if you had an office pool to bet on the outcome of this, we'd have to have closed the pool due to AIDS. Bye Marvy

admin: I voted for a robot that shut the board down. This must be the ultimate slap in Muggy's teenstached face.

gary floyd: hahahahahaha i'm not voting for raz

CanadianChris: He's a kind man.

UseTheSledgeHammerUh: Don't ask me why, but I've grown to like the big dummy.

AndrewTS: Knows about video games. I guess that's cool.

Hawk52: He's the one that isn't Choken One.

Hunter's Torn Quad: Shitty second-hand nikjohns, but never proposed government sterilization, ghetto cleansing, OR OTHER POLICIES OF THE NAZIS.

DrVenkman: Isn't there better things that were suppose to happended to vampiro69? No.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

THE MATCHUPS:

Elite Snobs/Boardum/Pit bracket:

1. Incandenza vs. 16. Youth N Asia (Incandenza is probably the worst poster on this board. Never funny. Only posts demeaning crap.)

2. Tzar Lysergic (Agent of Oblivion) vs. 15. KOAB (King of All Blacks) (A horrible admin. Rude dick. KOAB is funny, sometimes.)

3. Edwin MacPhisto vs. 14. Black Lushus (Danny is my boy. He's so going to bitch about being included in this, though.)

4. dr. rosenpenis (Banky) vs. 13. EricMM (Please... Eric is one of the smartest and nicest people on this board. banky is borderline retarded, and a useless troll that should have been banned years ago if we had any people in power with common sense.)

5. justsoyouknow vs. 12. k thx (chave) (Chave is kind of an ignorant, pompous ass... but posts good stuff sometimes. The other one is one of the lame old Clique A pieces of shit that should be banned.)

6. Sex Machine Gun (Kotzenjunge) vs. 11. Carnival (fka Carnivalizcoming) (Spoon is schizo, or close to it. Ethan is horrible, but he's harmless.)

7. Sensei John Kreese vs. 10. kkktookmybabyaway (I can't stand either, but kkk is just a really bad guy.)

8. Captain of Outer Space vs. 9. Ravenbomb (Isn't the other one a gimmick?)

 

TSM Vets/Shit Folders bracket:

1. Slayer vs. 16. Matt Young (Matt's a dummy sometimes, but he means well. Slayer can post well at times, but he's very strange.)

2. Mole vs. 15. Bobby Peru (Special K) (Mole is a complete buffoon.)

3. Banky Edwards/Oedipus Rex (Czech Republic) vs. 14. bigolsmitty (Czech's quality has dropped considerably through the years, but he has his moments. The other one is horrible.)

4. Queen Leelee (Princess Leena) vs. 13. snuffbox (I'm a sour, nasty bitch that hates everyone. My tits are the only thing that can carry me in popularity contests. snuffbox is terrible, and I want him to advance.)

5. CWMwasmurdered (CobainWasMurdered) vs. 12. NYU (Yuck... 2 Clique A idiots. CWM can be fine at times when he stops the "I don't care about messageboards, but you do lolz" shtick. The other one is simply a troll everywhere, another one that should be banned.)

6. MrRant vs. 11. Smues (Rant's a dick that posts weird stuff. All I know about the other guy is he paid to be a mod. Meh.)

7. FFMS (FrigidSoul/Failed Mascot) vs. 10. BX (That BX guy is annoying as fuck with his "I've been here forever, yet I'm clueless about everything and don't realize it" shit. Frigid is Frigid.)

8. bob_barron vs. 9. Superstar (Superstar is a good kid. bob's a scary stalker.)

 

Sports Folder bracket:

1. alkeiper vs. 16. alfdogg (Al is probably the only respectable mod in our staff. alfdogg is Clique A bullshit, and horrible outside of NBA posts.)

2. Lord of the Curry vs. 15. NoCalMike (LOTC is annoying as hell. Mike is ok, although he creeps me out often.)

3. Kingofthe909 vs. 14. Mik (Both are ok in the sports forum. They're fine.)

4. Ripper vs. 13. treble_charged (Ripper is very knowledgeable, and hot. But, whiny about racism. Can't win 'em all. Treble is another Clique A freak that secretly stalks me on here.)

5. Cartman vs. 12. The Max (Max is a dick in the hockey thread. Cartman is kinda slow, but whatever.)

6. Porter vs. 11. The Man In Blak (Porter is a weird cat, but meh. The other is a smarmy fuck.)

7. Vitamin X vs. 10. Spaceman Spiff (VX is fine to me, now. But, I always enjoy Spiff.)

8. CanadianGuitarist vs. 9. Marvinisalunatic (I prefer Marvin when he's not doing the WP v2.0 shit.)

 

The Awesomely Mediocre and/or Unknown bracket:

1. admin (aka Mike the admin/adminbot) vs. 16. Muggy Bogues (Fuck Adminbot. He's not really a poster here.)

2. gary floyd (fka lovecraft321 or something like that) vs. 15. razazteca (Good Lord... I had to choose one.)

3. CanadianChris vs. 14. Imarkout4ElDandy (Chris should be in the Sports section... he's a good poster. The other is a stupid asshole.)

4. redbaron51 vs. 13. UseTheSledgeHammerUh (UTSU's need to quit the asshole shtick.)

5. Scroby vs. 12. AndrewTS (Hate both of them... but, at least Andrew knows his shit, while Scroby is a drooling moron.)

6. Hawk52 vs. 11. Hawk 34 (I've never noticed the other Hawk. 34 is a solid poster, whatever you asshole say about him.)

7. Hunter's Torn Quad vs. 10. Invader3k (HTQ is horrible in every way.)

8. Vampiro69 vs. 9. DrVenkman (fka Stephen Gray, the guy who used to write good articles on wrestling back in the day) (Both are ok to me.)

[Hank Kingsley 0]

Incandenza

Tzar Lysergic (Agent of Oblivion)

Edwin MacPhisto

EricMM

k thx (chave)

Sex Machine Gun (Kotzenjunge)

Sensei John Kreese

Ravenbomb

 

TSM Vets/Shit Folders bracket:

Slayer

Mole

Banky Edwards/Oedipus Rex (Czech Republic)

Queen Leelee (Princess Leena)

CWMwasmurdered (CobainWasMurdered)

Smues

FFMS (FrigidSoul/Failed Mascot)

Superstar

 

Sports Folder bracket:

alkeiper

NoCalMike

Mik

treble_charged

The Max

The Man In Blak

Vitamin X

CanadianGuitarist

 

The Awesomely Mediocre and/or Unknown bracket:

Muggy Bogues

gary floyd (fka lovecraft321 or something like that)

CanadianChris

redbaron51

AndrewTS

Hawk52

Invader3k

DrVenkman (fka Stephen Gray, the guy who used to write good articles on wrestling back in the day)

[Gary Floyd 0]

Elite Snobs/Boardum/Pit bracket:

1. Incandenza vs. 16. Youth N Asia

2. Tzar Lysergic (Agent of Oblivion) vs. 15. KOAB (King of All Blacks)

3. Edwin MacPhisto vs. 14. Black Lushus (Edwin's post about his roomates automatically made him one of my favorite posters)

4. dr. rosenpenis (Banky) vs. 13. EricMM (I don't agree with Banky on a lot, but I'm starting to like him)

5. justsoyouknow vs. 12. k thx (chave)

6. Sex Machine Gun (Kotzenjunge) vs. 11. Carnival (fka Carnivalizcoming) (He may hate me all the sudden, but I still think he's cool. Plus, Carnival doesn't post much here as much as he used to)

7. Sensei John Kreese vs. 10. kkktookmybabyaway

8. Captain of Outer Space vs. Ravenbomb

 

TSM Vets/Shit Folders bracket:

1. Slayer vs. 16. Matt Young (Why would ANYONE vote for Matt, especially over Slayer?)

2. Mole vs. 15. Bobby Peru (Special K)

3. Banky Edwards/Oedipus Rex (Czech Republic) vs. 14. bigolsmitty (Because Czech rules)

4. Queen Leelee (Princess Leena) vs. 13. snuffbox

5. CWMwasmurdered (CobainWasMurdered) vs. 12. NYU

6. MrRant vs. 11. Smues

7. FFMS (FrigidSoul/Failed Mascot) vs. 10. BX

8. bob_barron vs. 9. Superstar

 

Sports Folder bracket:

1. alkeiper vs. 16. alfdogg

2. Lord of the Curry vs. 15. NoCalMike

3. Kingofthe909 vs. 14. Mik

4. Ripper vs. 13. treble_charged

5. Cartman vs. 12. The Max (who are these guys?)

6. Porter vs. 11. The Man In Blak

7. Vitamin X vs. 10. Spaceman Spiff

8. CanadianGuitarist vs. 9. Marvinisalunatic

 

The Awesomely Mediocre and/or Unknown bracket:

1. admin (aka Mike the admin/adminbot) vs. 16. Muggy Bogues (I'm not voting for a man who temprarily allowed Cronoyasha to return)

2. gary floyd vs. 15. razazteca

3. CanadianChris vs. 14. Imarkout4ElDandy

4. redbaron51 vs. 13. UseTheSledgeHammerUh

5. Scroby vs. 12. AndrewTS

6. Hawk52 vs. 11. Hawk 34

7. Hunter's Torn Quad vs. 10. Invader3k

8. Vampiro69 vs. 9. DrVenkman

[Guest Smues]

When does voting end?

 

THE MATCHUPS:

Elite Snobs/Boardum/Pit bracket:

1. Incandenza vs. 16. Youth N Asia

2. Tzar Lysergic [/b vs. 15. KOAB

3. Edwin MacPhisto vs. 14. Black Lushus

4. dr. rosenpenis vs. 13. EricMM

5. justsoyouknow vs. 12. k thx

6. Sex Machine Gun vs. 11. Carnival

7. Sensei John Kreese vs. 10. kkktookmybabyaway

8. Captain of Outer Space vs. Ravenbomb

 

TSM Vets/Shit Folders bracket:

1. Slayer vs. 16. Matt Young

2. Mole vs. 15. Bobby Peru

3. Banky Edwards/Oedipus Rex vs. 14. bigolsmitty

4. Queen Leelee vs. 13. snuffbox

5. CWMwasmurdered vs. 12. NYU

6. MrRant vs. 11. Smues

7. FFMS vs. 10. BX

8. bob_barron vs. 9. Superstar

 

Sports Folder bracket:

1. alkeiper vs. 16. alfdogg

2. Lord of the Curry vs. 15. NoCalMike

3. Kingofthe909 vs. 14. Mik

4. Ripper vs. 13. treble_charged

5. Cartman vs. 12. The Max

6. Porter vs. 11. The Man In Blak

7. Vitamin X vs. 10. Spaceman Spiff

8. CanadianGuitarist vs. 9. Marvinisalunatic

 

The Awesomely Mediocre and/or Unknown bracket:

1. admin vs. 16. Muggy Bogues

2. gary floyd vs. 15. razazteca

3. CanadianChris vs. 14. Imarkout4ElDandy

4. redbaron51 vs. 13. UseTheSledgeHammerUh

5. Scroby vs. 12. AndrewTS

6. Hawk52 vs. 11. Hawk 34

7. Hunter's Torn Quad vs. 10. Invader3k

8. Vampiro69 vs. 9. DrVenkman

[bob_barron 0]

1. Incandenza- Inc's posts are funny and he listens to bands that I have never heard of.

2. Tzar Lysergic (Agent of Oblivion) KOAB's Ahmed Johnson sig scares me

3. Edwin MacPhisto U2 fans gotta stick together

13. Banky Banky posted something not in lowercase. I respect that.

12. k thx (chave)- JSYK can be pretty terrible

11. Carnival (fka Carnivalizcoming) I like the name Ethan

10. kkktookmybabyaway- KKK's my nigga

9. Ravenbomb- Seems like a cool guy

 

TSM Vets/Shit Folders bracket:

1. Slayer- No contest

15.Bobby Peru (Special K)- One of the better posters here

3. Banky Edwards/Oedipus Rex (Czech Republic)- Come on, he's Czech Republic

13. snuffbox- I like Barry Goldwater

5. CWMwasmurdered (CobainWasMurdered)- He blames his autism for why he takes board drama so seriously. That's awesome

11. Smues- Rant's terrible and us Braves fans have to stick together

10. BX- Even though he hates me, I like BX

8. bob_barron

 

Sports Folder bracket:

16. alfdogg- Ugh- a Pacers or Phillies fan? Hmmm. al once threatened to suspend me, so alf wins

2. Lord of the Curry- He's from Ontario

3. Kingofthe909- Can't vote for a Marlins fan.

13. treble_charged- Go Leafs Go

12. The Max- the max brings the good in the hockey threads

11. The Man In Blak

10. Spaceman Spiff- Gazizza my dilznoofus

8. CanadianGuitarist

 

The Awesomely Mediocre and/or Unknown bracket:

16. Muggy Bogues- didn't muggy have a moustache?

2. gary floyd (fka lovecraft321 or something like that)

3. CanadianChris- Gotta vote for the hockey fans

13. UseTheSledgeHammerUh- Except here b/c the Lance Armstrong stuff was awesome

5. Scroby

6. Hawk52 Who is Hawk 52? Well, he's not Choken

10. Invader3k- HTQ suspended me. Invader wants to murder the ghetto and immigrants. Hmmmmm. I'll go with Invader

9. DrVenkman- I think Venkam is an Office fan, so hey

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

My picks as listed:

 

Elite Snobs/Boardum/Pit bracket:

1. Incandenza

2. Tzar Lysergic (Agent of Oblivion)

14. Black Lushus

13. EricMM

12. k thx (chave)

6. Sex Machine Gun (Kotzenjunge)

10. kkktookmybabyaway

8. Captain of Outer Space

 

TSM Vets/Shit Folders bracket:

1. Slayer

15. Bobby Peru (Special K)

3. Banky Edwards/Oedipus Rex (Czech Republic)

4. Queen Leelee (Princess Leena)

5. CWMwasmurdered (CobainWasMurdered)

6. MrRant

7. FFMS (FrigidSoul/Failed Mascot)

8. bob_barron

 

Sports Folder bracket:

1. alkeiper (That was a tough pick)

15. NoCalMike

3. Kingofthe909

4. Ripper

12. The Max

6. Porter

7. Vitamin X

9. Marvinisalunatic (!)

 

The Awesomely Mediocre and/or Unknown bracket:

16. Muggy Bogues

2. gary floyd (fka lovecraft321 or something like that)

3. CanadianChris

4. redbaron51

12. AndrewTS

11. Hawk 34

7. Hunter's Torn Quad

9. DrVenkman (fka Stephen Gray, the guy who used to write good articles on wrestling back in the day)

[BUTT 0]

7. Sensei John Kreese vs. 10. kkktookmybabyaway (I can't stand either,)

Girl you hurtin' me!

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

I honestly have no problem with Marvin. I don't get the disdain for him. But I like myself more.

 

 

Elite Snobs/Boardum/Pit bracket:

1. Incandenza vs. 16. Youth N Asia

2. Tzar Lysergic (Agent of Oblivion) vs. 15. KOAB (King of All Blacks)

3. Edwin MacPhisto vs. 14. Black Lushus

4. dr. rosenpenis (Banky) vs. 13. EricMM

5. justsoyouknow vs. 12. k thx (chave)

6. Sex Machine Gun (Kotzenjunge) vs. 11. Carnival (fka Carnivalizcoming)

7. Sensei John Kreese vs. 10. kkktookmybabyaway

8. Captain of Outer Space vs. Ravenbomb

 

TSM Vets/Shit Folders bracket:

1. Slayer vs. 16. Matt Young I never, ever, ever had a problem with Matt.

2. Mole vs. 15. Bobby Peru (Special K)

3. Banky Edwards/Oedipus Rex (Czech Republic) vs. 14. bigolsmitty - Sorry, comrade. Hayden Sikh is still fresh in my mind.

4. Queen Leelee (Princess Leena) vs. 13. snuffbox

5. CWMwasmurdered (CobainWasMurdered) vs. 12. NYU

6. MrRant vs. 11. Smues

7. FFMS (FrigidSoul/Failed Mascot) vs. 10. BX

8. bob_barron vs. 9. Superstar

 

Sports Folder bracket:

1. alkeiper vs. 16. alfdogg

2. Lord of the Curry vs. 15. NoCalMike

3. Kingofthe909 vs. 14. Mik

4. Ripper vs. 13. treble_charged

5. Cartman vs. 12. The Max

6. Porter vs. 11. The Man In Blak

7. Vitamin X vs. 10. Spaceman Spiff - Dance with who brung ya.

8. CanadianGuitarist vs. 9. Marvinisalunatic

 

The Awesomely Mediocre and/or Unknown bracket:

1. admin (aka Mike the admin/adminbot) vs. 16. Muggy Bogues Grossly underrated.

2. gary floyd (fka lovecraft321 or something like that) vs. 15. razazteca Marks for A Christmas Story. Earned his vote.

3. CanadianChris vs. 14. Imarkout4ElDandy - CC belongs in the sports bracket, but a good guy regardless of seeding.

4. redbaron51 vs. 13. UseTheSledgeHammerUh

5. Scroby vs. 12. AndrewTS

6. Hawk52 vs. 11. Hawk 34

7. Hunter's Torn Quad vs. 10. Invader3k

8. Vampiro69 vs. 9. DrVenkman (fka Stephen Gray, the guy who used to write good articles on wrestling back in the day)

[The Man in Blak 0]

1. Incandenza vs. 16. Youth N Asia

2. Tzar Lysergic (Agent of Oblivion) vs. 15. KOAB (King of All Blacks)

3. Edwin MacPhisto vs. 14. Black Lushus

4. dr. rosenpenis (Banky) vs. 13. EricMM

5. justsoyouknow vs. 12. k thx (chave)

6. Sex Machine Gun (Kotzenjunge) vs. 11. Carnival (fka Carnivalizcoming)

7. Sensei John Kreese vs. 10. kkktookmybabyaway

8. Captain of Outer Space vs. Ravenbomb

 

What is a "Clique A"?

 

1. Slayer vs. 16. Matt Young

2. Mole vs. 15. Bobby Peru (Special K)

3. Banky Edwards/Oedipus Rex (Czech Republic) vs. 14. bigolsmitty

4. Queen Leelee (Princess Leena) vs. 13. snuffbox

5. CWMwasmurdered (CobainWasMurdered) vs. 12. NYU

6. MrRant vs. 11. Smues

7. FFMS (FrigidSoul/Failed Mascot) vs. 10. BX

8. bob_barron vs. 9. Superstar

 

From what I hear, snuffbox has a better set of tits anyway.

 

1. alkeiper vs. 16. alfdogg

2. Lord of the Curry vs. 15. NoCalMike

3. Kingofthe909 vs. 14. Mik

4. Ripper vs. 13. treble_charged

5. Cartman vs. 12. The Max

6. Porter vs. 11. The Man In Blak

7. Vitamin X vs. 10. Spaceman Spiff

8. CanadianGuitarist vs. 9. Marvinisalunatic

 

Really idiotic seeding here, putting the moderator that drives virtually all of the basketball discussion around here in the last seed.

 

1. admin (aka Mike the admin/adminbot) vs. 16. Muggy Bogues

2. gary floyd (fka lovecraft321 or something like that) vs. 15. razazteca

3. CanadianChris vs. 14. Imarkout4ElDandy

4. redbaron51 vs. 13. UseTheSledgeHammerUh

5. Scroby vs. 12. AndrewTS

6. Hawk52 vs. 11. Hawk 34

7. Hunter's Torn Quad vs. 10. Invader3k

8. Vampiro69 vs. 9. DrVenkman (fka Stephen Gray, the guy who used to write good articles on wrestling back in the day)

 

If we vote Admin off of the island, we won't get updates to the TSM Arcade whenever the board goes down.

[Black Lushus 0]

thank god, first round knock out!

[Slayer 0]

Really idiotic seeding here, putting the moderator that drives virtually all of the basketball discussion around here in the last seed.

On the other hand, he is alfdogg

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Why are Kreese and the Capt. placed with us? (No offense to either.)

[Dobbs 3K 0]

I can't believe I'm up against HTQ. That's somewhat amusing.

 

My vote will be up shortly.

[snuffbox 0]

Elite Snobs/Boardum/Pit bracket:

1. Incandenza

2. Tzar Lysergic (Agent of Oblivion)

3. Edwin MacPhisto

4. dr. rosenpenis (Banky)

12. k thx (chave)

6. Sex Machine Gun (Kotzenjunge)

7. Sensei John Kreese

Ravenbomb

 

TSM Vets/Shit Folders bracket:

1. Slayer

15. Bobby Peru (Special K)

3. Banky Edwards/Oedipus Rex (Czech Republic)

13. snuffbox

5. CWMwasmurdered (CobainWasMurdered)

11. Smues

7. FFMS (FrigidSoul/Failed Mascot)

8. bob_barron

 

Sports Folder bracket:

1. alkeiper

15. NoCalMike

3. Kingofthe909

13. treble_charged

12. The Max

The Man In Blak

7. Vitamin X

8. CanadianGuitarist

 

The Awesomely Mediocre and/or Unknown bracket:

16. Muggy Bogues

2. gary floyd (fka lovecraft321 or something like that)

3. CanadianChris

4. redbaron51

5. Scroby

6. Hawk52

10. Invader3k

9. DrVenkman (fka Stephen Gray, the guy who used to write good articles on wrestling back in the day)

[Dobbs 3K 0]

My votes, with no explanations really needed:

 

THE MATCHUPS:

Elite Snobs/Boardum/Pit bracket:

1. Incandenza vs. 16. Youth N Asia

2. Tzar Lysergic (Agent of Oblivion) vs. 15. KOAB (King of All Blacks)

3. Edwin MacPhisto vs. 14. Black Lushus

4. dr. rosenpenis (Banky) vs. 13. EricMM

5. justsoyouknow vs. 12. k thx (chave)

6. Sex Machine Gun (Kotzenjunge) vs. 11. Carnival (fka Carnivalizcoming)

7. Sensei John Kreese vs. 10. kkktookmybabyaway

8. Captain of Outer Space vs. Ravenbomb

 

TSM Vets/Shit Folders bracket:

1. Slayer vs. 16. Matt Young

2. Mole vs. 15. Bobby Peru (Special K)

3. Banky Edwards/Oedipus Rex (Czech Republic) vs. 14. bigolsmitty

4. Queen Leelee (Princess Leena) vs. 13. snuffbox

5. CWMwasmurdered (CobainWasMurdered) vs. 12. NYU

6. MrRant vs. 11. Smues

7. FFMS (FrigidSoul/Failed Mascot) vs. 10. BX

8. bob_barron vs. 9. Superstar

 

Sports Folder bracket:

1. alkeiper vs. 16. alfdogg

2. Lord of the Curry vs. 15. NoCalMike

3. Kingofthe909 vs. 14. Mik

4. Ripper vs. 13. treble_charged

5. Cartman vs. 12. The Max

6. Porter vs. 11. The Man In Blak

7. Vitamin X vs. 10. Spaceman Spiff

8. CanadianGuitarist vs. 9. Marvinisalunatic

 

The Awesomely Mediocre and/or Unknown bracket:

1. admin (aka Mike the admin/adminbot) vs. 16. Muggy Bogues

2. gary floyd (fka lovecraft321 or something like that) vs. 15. razazteca

3. CanadianChris vs. 14. Imarkout4ElDandy

4. redbaron51 vs. 13. UseTheSledgeHammerUh

5. Scroby vs. 12. AndrewTS

6. Hawk52 vs. 11. Hawk 34

7. Hunter's Torn Quad vs. 10. Invader3k

8. Vampiro69 vs. 9. DrVenkman (fka Stephen Gray, the guy who used to write good articles on wrestling back in the day)

[Guest Vitamin X]

I've got 10 ballots counted, and so far Czech has the only shutout at the moment, with Inc, AoO, Max, CanadianGuitarist, Slayer, CWM, and Muggy, as well as CanadianChris and redbaron51 all having notable blowouts.

 

What is a "Clique A"?

The "elite" posters of the board and some of the few they like. Had PLAGIARISM! and/or FOOSTER~ been nominated, they also would've been placed here. Which is why SJK and Captain of Outer Space get in that group, and also because they don't quite count as Vets, but not mediocre or Sports-oriented either. I figured they could be grouped in with the elites.

 

Really idiotic seeding here, putting the moderator that drives virtually all of the basketball discussion around here in the last seed.

Originally I had alf as #2, but I wanted to get the two mods with names starting with "al-" out of the way first. Same reasoning as to the Hawk-Hawk matchup.

[The Man in Blak 0]

It was a joke.

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

It appears that Gene and I have been made unwitting partners in a ferocious race war. I've always feared this might happen.

[Guest Vitamin X]

It was a joke.

 

Oh, a joke. I get jokes!

[BUTT 0]

Elite Snobs/Boardum/Pit bracket:

1. Incandenza vs. 16. Youth N Asia (How could I not vote for the man that I shamelessly rip off in every post?)

2. Tzar Lysergic (Agent of Oblivion) vs. 15. KOAB (King of All Blacks) (Agent is a great mod and just seems like an all-around awesome dude)

3. Edwin MacPhisto vs. 14. Black Lushus (Edwin is an Andrew W.K. fan, so he gets the vote)

4. dr. rosenpenis (Banky) vs. 13. EricMM (For some reason, Banky's posting in all lowercase somehow makes his posts much funnier. Please don't ever hit that shift key again)

5. justsoyouknow vs. 12. k thx (chave) (I liked JSYK best as Modern Man's Hustle (that was him, right), especially for his "Exclusive Pics of Kotzenjunge Getting High" thread)

6. Sex Machine Gun (Kotzenjunge) vs. 11. Carnival (fka Carnivalizcoming) (I like Kotz, but Carnival really has something special, which is that he somehow can remain endearing even when making really awful posts, like in the Degrassi thread at the Pit where he wrote "Hey ellie, we call Omaha the city that cums on your face! lol city". Not to say that all of his posts are bad, but the ones that are are very very bad, and I still love them!)

7. Sensei John Kreese vs. 10. kkktookmybabyaway (Obvious)

8. Captain of Outer Space vs. Ravenbomb (I actually really like the Captain, but I fear that I would have a hard time defeating this board enigma in the second round, so I can't give him my vote)

 

TSM Vets/Shit Folders bracket:

1. Slayer vs. 16. Matt Young (I support Slayer's continued use of witty puns on board members' names)

2. Mole vs. 15. Bobby Peru (Special K) (Special K makes hilarious posts which feature strange sayings and bad grammar and which make you think he is on drugs. He wins.)

3. Banky Edwards/Oedipus Rex (Czech Republic) vs. 14. bigolsmitty (Czech picked me as the winner of this thing! He gets my vote)

4. Queen Leelee (Princess Leena) vs. 13. snuffbox (Apparently Leena can't stand the Sensei! That is OK as she still gets my vote as I feel that this tournament will be less interesting if it turns out to be a 100% sausage-fest, as opposed to the 98.4% it is now)

5. CWMwasmurdered (CobainWasMurdered) vs. 12. NYU (I still love NYU for his rant on Coffey back in the day when Loss suggested Coffey as the best example of a poster who contributes to the wrestling folders)

6. MrRant vs. 11. Smues (Rant is hilarious, although I usually make a note of staying away from his threads)

7. FFMS (FrigidSoul/Failed Mascot) vs. 10. BX (The man created "The room.....it's spinning" so he gets the bye)

8. bob_barron vs. 9. Superstar (It's Bob. I couldn't vote for anyone over Bob (except myself of course!)

 

Sports Folder bracket:

1. alkeiper vs. 16. alfdogg (I am more familar with alf than al, so he wins)

2. Lord of the Curry vs. 15. NoCalMike (Curry is a good poster who is disliked by many simply because he and his buddy Rudo try to get wrestling fans to have some self-respect and not swallow whatever WWE puts out. Why is he so hated?)

3. Kingofthe909 vs. 14. Mik (Mike spells his name wrong)

4. Ripper vs. 13. treble_charged (I have always been a Ripper fan)

5. Cartman vs. 12. The Max (I don't really know either guy, so I just picked one at random)

6. Porter vs. 11. The Man In Blak (Ditto this case. Of course I know of both posters but I really couldn't tell you about either one)

7. Vitamin X vs. 10. Spaceman Spiff (The creator of this thread, it would just be wrong not to vote for him!)

8. CanadianGuitarist vs. 9. Marvinisalunatic (I believe CG once said that he hates America. That's not OK with me!)

 

The Awesomely Mediocre and/or Unknown bracket:

1. admin (aka Mike the admin/adminbot) vs. 16. Muggy Bogues (Mike wins for making the fixes to his site that I suggested)

2. gary floyd (fka lovecraft321 or something like that) vs. 15. razazteca (I vote for the weird horror movie freak guy)

3. CanadianChris vs. 14. Imarkout4ElDandy (My running buddy at the 'Pedia!)

4. redbaron51 vs. 13. UseTheSledgeHammerUh (Despite my not agreeing with all his behavior, such as jerking off on a girl's leg, he did create a fairly good WCW history site, which unfortunately is now obsolete since Cawthon has created a site on the same subject matter which is better and more comprehensive even in its early stages. Oh well)

5. Scroby vs. 12. AndrewTS (Andrew knows way too much about video games, but I probably do too. So he gets my vote)

6. Hawk52 vs. 11. Hawk 34 (The one with the bigger number must be better!)

7. Hunter's Torn Quad vs. 10. Invader3k (Despite his condescending attitude towards a lot of posters, he does know a hell of a lot about wrestling and brings much to the table in the WWE folder)

8. Vampiro69 vs. 9. DrVenkman (fka Stephen Gray, the guy who used to write good articles on wrestling back in the day) (If he used to write good articles, I'll take your word for it. I don't know much about either poster)

[BUTT 0]

Why are Kreese and the Capt. placed with us? (No offense to either.)

I wondered that too, but I don't fit into any other category. I see nothing wrong with the Cap'n being in your ranks, though.

[Big Ol' Smitty 0]

Elite Snobs/Boardum/Pit bracket:

1. Incandenza vs. 16. Youth N Asia

2. Tzar Lysergic (Agent of Oblivion) vs. 15. KOAB (King of All Blacks)

3. Edwin MacPhisto vs. 14. Black Lushus

4. dr. rosenpenis (Banky) vs. 13. EricMM

5. justsoyouknow vs. 12. k thx (chave)

6. Sex Machine Gun (Kotzenjunge) vs. 11. Carnival (fka Carnivalizcoming)

7. Sensei John Kreese vs. 10. kkktookmybabyaway

8. Captain of Outer Space vs. Ravenbomb

 

TSM Vets/Shit Folders bracket:

1. Slayer vs. 16. Matt Young

2. Mole vs. 15. Bobby Peru (Special K)

3. Banky Edwards/Oedipus Rex (Czech Republic) vs. 14. bigolsmitty

4. Queen Leelee (Princess Leena) vs. 13. snuffbox

5. CWMwasmurdered (CobainWasMurdered) vs. 12. NYU

6. MrRant vs. 11. Smues

7. FFMS (FrigidSoul/Failed Mascot) vs. 10. BX

8. bob_barron vs. 9. Superstar

 

Sports Folder bracket:

1. alkeiper vs. 16. alfdogg

2. Lord of the Curry vs. 15. NoCalMike

3. Kingofthe909 vs. 14. Mik

4. Ripper vs. 13. treble_charged

5. Cartman vs. 12. The Max

6. Porter vs. 11. The Man In Blak

7. Vitamin X vs. 10. Spaceman Spiff

8. CanadianGuitarist vs. 9. Marvinisalunatic

 

The Awesomely Mediocre and/or Unknown bracket:

1. admin (aka Mike the admin/adminbot) vs. 16. Muggy Bogues

2. gary floyd (fka lovecraft321 or something like that) vs. 15. razazteca

3. CanadianChris vs. 14. Imarkout4ElDandy

4. redbaron51 vs. 13. UseTheSledgeHammerUh

5. Scroby vs. 12. AndrewTS

6. Hawk52vs. 11. Hawk 34

7. Hunter's Torn Quad vs. 10. Invader3k

8. Vampiro69 vs. 9. DrVenkman (fka Stephen Gray, the guy who used to write good articles on wrestling back in the day)

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

CanadianGuitarist vs. 9. Marvinisalunatic (I believe CG once said that he hates America. That's not OK with me!)

 

I doubt I ever outright said it. I probably implied it. That's ok. I want Marvin to get a few votes.

[BUTT 0]

Now, don't get me wrong as I hate America and love weed.

 

But they were right to do this. If I kill an American while vacationing in said country, shouldn't it be right for the U.S police to put a warrant out for me?

 

And the article clearly said the pot grown wound up in American hands.

 

Having said that, youse Yankees gotta relax on those pot laws.

 

 

I feel ashamed for remembering this post. I need Banky to come in and make fun of me right now.