My Humps

[starvenger 0]

Just for the sake of comparison.

 

Somewhere in the back of my head, I kind of assumed this song was always meant to be self-parody of how shallow hip hop can be, but the message was lost on 99% of music consumers.

So I guess we should look at the lyrics:

 

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk?

I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,

Get you love drunk off my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,

My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)

 

I drive these brothers crazy,

I do it on the daily,

They treat me really nicely,

They buy me all these ices.

Dolce & Gabbana,

Fendi and NaDonna

Karan, they be sharin'

All their money got me wearin' fly

Brother I ain't askin,

They say they love my ass ‘n,

Seven Jeans, True Religion's,

I say no, but they keep givin'

So I keep on takin'

And no I ain't taken

We can keep on datin'

I keep on demonstrating.

 

My love (love), my love, my love, my love (love)

You love my lady lumps (love),

My hump, my hump, my hump (love),

My humps they got you,

 

She's got me spending.

(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.

She's got me spendin'.

(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me

 

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside that trunk?

I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,

Get you love drunk off my hump.

What you gon' do with all that ass?

All that ass inside them jeans?

I'm a make, make, make, make you scream

Make you scream, make you scream.

Cos of my hump (ha), my hump, my hump, my hump (what).

My hump, my hump, my hump (ha), my lovely lady lumps (Check it out)

 

I met a girl down at the disco.

She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.

I could be your baby, you can be my honey

Let's spend time not money.

I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,

Milky, milky cocoa,

Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

 

They say I'm really sexy,

The boys they wanna sex me.

They always standing next to me,

Always dancing next to me,

Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.

Lookin' at my lump, lump.

You can look but you can't touch it,

If you touch it I'ma start some drama,

You don't want no drama,

No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama

So don't pull on my hand boy,

You ain't my man, boy,

I'm just tryn'a dance boy,

And move my hump.

 

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.

My lovely lady lumps (lumps)

My lovely lady lumps (lumps)

My lovely lady lumps (lumps)

In the back and in the front (lumps)

My lovin' got you,

 

She's got me spendin'.

(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.

She's got me spendin'.

(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

 

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside that trunk?

I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,

Get you love drunk off my hump.

What you gon' do with all that ass?

All that ass inside them jeans?

I'ma make, make, make, make you scream

Make you scream, make you scream.

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside that trunk?

I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,

Get you love drunk off this hump.

What you gon' do wit all that breast?

All that breast inside that shirt?

I'ma make, make, make, make you work

Make you work, work, make you work.

 

(A-ha, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha) [x4]

 

She's got me spendin'.

(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spendin' time on me

She's got me spendin'.

(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

 

[Will.i.am]

So real [x17]

So basically, it's talking about a girl who will take as much advantage of you as she can. Or perhaps a story of how Stacy Ferguson is milking her fame for all it's worth.

 

By the way, isn't it odd (dare I say, ironic?) that a former member of an 80's kid's show (Alanis on YCDTOTV) is parodying a former member of another 80's kid's show (Fergie, Kids Incorporated)?

[godthedog 0]

if you just change the word "humps" to "cunt," that would seriously make a stellar lords of acid song. that's the only change you'd have to make. keep the shitty sing-song female vocal style, keep the shitty dance beat; just change that one word and it'll sound exactly like lords of acid.

[EricMM 0]

And yet I occasionally enjoy LoA and hate BEP, especially their newer radio stuff.

 

I've heard a few songs of theirs I like, but never on the radio. Fergie wasn't ALWAYS in the group.

 

And her ass is not all that That look in that video is 80% her jeans.

[starvenger 0]

And her ass is not all that That look in that video is 80% her jeans.

I'd rather watch her wiggle her ass than look at her face, to be honest...

[Ripper 0]

Fergie's ass isn't all anything. It would have to exist to be something. That girls as is concave. Alanis is buffie the body compared to her.

 

Ripper - just made a few people use google.

[starvenger 0]

Fergie's ass isn't all anything. It would have to exist to be something. That girls as is concave. Alanis is buffie the body compared to her.

 

Ripper - just made a few people use google.

I think older Canadians already knew that about Alanis. If you can find videos from her "pop princess" phase (late 80s) you'd probably get the best example. You can see snippets of it in her

.

[EricMM 0]

I was trying to be nice RE: Fergie, I guess, Ripper.

 

I will always wonder why SHE released THAT song.

 

Heehee

 

"My Bumps"

[Ripper 0]

I'll never understand why a girl with a nice set of breast keeps trying to focus attention on her non existant BUTT. Its like her and Kelis wrote songs and as a joke decided to just switch.

[godthedog 0]

And yet I occasionally enjoy LoA and hate BEP, especially their newer radio stuff.

 

well, lords of acid are trying to be funny and black-eyed peas are a joke, so there's really no mystery to liking the former more than the latter.

 

 

holy shit that "8 easy steps" song is atrocious. and the mismatched mouth is creepy.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

I'll never understand why a girl with a nice set of breast keeps trying to focus attention on her non existant BUTT.

Her breasts are too close to her face.

[luke-o 0]

Wow, when you actually listen to the lyrics, they are really shit.

 

That video was hillarious.