Hoff 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2007 I dunno, just post useless things you've learned today, or recently. You can number them if you'd like, like a list format. Tonight I learned that Domino's has a minimum delivery fee of $9. That's a weird number, isn't it? You'd think $10, for the aesthetics of it if nothing else. But now I know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
luke-o 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2007 *elephant noise* I learnt that is really funny in posts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob Anybody 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2007 A mixed drink with Gatorade, vodka, and Red Bull is a "Hydrated Russian Matador". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2007 flavored massage oil doesnt exactly mean that it tastes good Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twisted Intestine 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2007 It's easier for me to get up at 7AM than 8AM. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twisted Intestine 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2007 1) Avril Lavene(I don't care how to spell that name correctly) is popular on my college radio, as this is the second song of hers that's played since I've been sitting here for the past 10 minutes. 2) The girl sitting on the computer beside me is a fan, as she's singing along. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2007 Lavigne Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2007 The Artic was named because it was the region of the bears, under Ursa Major (arktos is Greek for bear). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianGuitarist 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2007 A realtor in Windsor,Ontario thinks a backyard is an excellent place for "child-watching". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChris 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2007 People drive just as stupidly during the last snowstorm of the year as during the first. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2007 Black people are usually funnier than white people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2007 *watches the news* white people are nuttier than black people okay, I already knew that, but this enforces it further. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 16, 2007 Black, stop being racist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2007 Black, stop being racist. 2. Black Lushus is a racist bastard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2007 *watches the news* white people are nuttier than black people okay, I already knew that, but this enforces it further. the guy was asaian, that's closer to black than white. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Open the Muggy Gate 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2007 flavored massage oil doesnt exactly mean that it tastes good Ok, how the hell did we all miss THIS? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 *watches the news* white people are nuttier than black people okay, I already knew that, but this enforces it further. the guy was asaian, that's closer to black than white. well that certainly does explain it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USC Wuz Robbed! 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 Alkeiper will suspend people for messing up fantasy leagues, but not for flamebaiting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 who's flamebaiting? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USC Wuz Robbed! 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 No one lately. I'm speaking in general. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scroby 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 I just learned my roommate's cat is eating the plants be seeing her throw up a blade of the plant she was eating. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 Cats are fucked up. Mine wanted to come with me to do laundry, so I was all "fuck it" and let her out. She bolts down the hall. After a few minutes, I got her to come into the laundry room. As soon as the door shut she freaked the fuck out and started pawing at the door. I took her back home. She immediately tried to get out again. Simply stunning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scroby 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 My roomie's cat is freaking weird. 1st. Fat cat with no tail (minx, which is awesome because my old cat was the same way) 2nd. She'll sit down, stare at you, then meow at you for no reason. She won't come towards you or anything, she'll just meow at you. 3rd. You touch her, she meows. 4th. She will randomly run from room to room. Why, you ask? I have no clue, she just does it. 5th. When she uses the litter box, for some reason, she pounds her feet into it or slams around it. I guess its her way of letting you know she's using the litter box, but still. 6th. When you put her food bowl down so she can eat (cause she's to fat to jump high enough to reach it) or re-fill the water dish, she will run at the bowl like she hasn't ate or drank anything in ages. Oh! and for something not to do with the cat. On Friday, I learned that when hit with a Tiki Torch...it will sting...it will sting a lot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
... 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 Southern Alberta was founded by Mormons. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 Elephant noise? What retarded fucking in-joke went over my head this time? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 Elephant noise? What retarded fucking in-joke went over my head this time? it's from the edited version of that Missy Elliot song "Work It"..."If you have a big -edit- let me search ya"...the edit is an elephant noise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golgo 13 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 It's solely a Hoff thing at any rate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 As the drummer boy go pa-rum-pa-pum-pum, gimme some some summa dis in a bun Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 Mr S -fancy L type thing that probably represents a pound but I don't know how to type the symbol on the computer - im Citrus seems like a very bitter guy. I think it's the green font that's doing it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Failed Bridge 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 flavored massage oil doesnt exactly mean that it tastes good Ok, how the hell did we all miss THIS? nobody missed it. We're all just trying to recover and move on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
