Prime Time Andrew Doyle 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2007 Inspired by this http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story...5012432,00.html FREMANTLE's Des Headland is expected to claim provocation as a mitigating factor after being charged with striking West Coast's Adam Selwood in a fiery western derby at Subiaco Oval on Saturday. An irate Headland was reported after launching into Selwood at the 20-minute mark of the third quarter in an off-the-ball scuffle during the Eagles' 14.17 (101) to 11.4 (70) victory over the Dockers. Headland, who started the quarter in excellent fashion, complained that Selwood had allegedly called his daughter, Madison, "a slut". Headland has a tattoo of his 6 year old daughter on his right bicep. supposedly the conversation went like this Selwood: "I fucked her last night mate" Headland: "What the hell did you say. She is only six years old." Selwood: "Yeah, She's a slut" There was also another football player, Brett Montgomery, who a couple of years back sledged Adam Ramanauskas who was recovering from cancer and told him that the Chemo fried his brain. Before that a West Indies cricket player, Ramnaresh Sarwan, sledged Australian cricket player Glen McGrath's wife who had breast cancer. McGrath was talking shit to the Indies player when this was said. McGrath to Sarwan: How does Brian Lara's cock taste? Sawan back to McGrath: I don't know. Ask your wife. so what are the best insults or sledgs you have either heard or said. Edit: Here is Headlands father father calling in a radio show about the issue http://media.putfile.com/Dessies-father-calls-6PR The team the player that made the comment about the daughter has a pretty shitty culture. Several players have been done for drink driving, last September on an end of season trip a player supposedly overdosed on drugs in Vegas and had to be resuscitated after flat lining. Their former captain was stripped of the captaincy after running from a booze bus, leaving his girlfriend in the car and wading through a river to avoid getting breathe tested. The same former captain was suspended indefinitely after attending a club function hung over and an addiction to Ice. He is currently doing a stint in rehab in LA. Some of his team mates got into a fight at a club family day over his addiction. Another of their star players was caught on police tapes talking to a convicted drug dealer about the ketamine that he brought from him and the effects it had on him. also, after the game in question, the player that was awarded the Best on the Ground medal dropped the f-bomb in giving his acceptance speech, with it being broadcast on national T.V & Radio. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Man in Blak 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2007 It's stuff like this that will forestall the inevitable globalization of our cultures. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Eagle Man Report post Posted April 16, 2007 I don't know what to make of "best sledge or insult." What I do know is that my favorite Sledge insult is "I only associate with high class tits and ass," with "hey 12 posts, keep it down" close behind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2007 Let's not forget "Free Formed Man Servant" or "I took advanced classes in computer something-or-other, so I know more about computers than you, retard" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tzar Lysergic Report post Posted April 16, 2007 One time at work, this one eyed kid almost hit the machine I was driving, so I called him a cycloptic cocksucker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Eagle Man Report post Posted April 16, 2007 The collision of highbrow and lowbrow vocabulary is what makes it work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tzar Lysergic Report post Posted April 16, 2007 Alliteration. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Eagle Man Report post Posted April 16, 2007 Not to mention the consonance of "-cloptic," "cock," and "ker," plus "cy-" and "suck." Wow. That is put together. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tzar Lysergic Report post Posted April 16, 2007 I was inspired. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianGuitarist 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2007 It's not that fun to say like the big word/small word theory, and in fact it's a little long. But I'm extremely proud of this one. A co-worked found out my bank pin number and wrote it in our communication log for all to see. My written response underneath was: "Steve is not the only Stickland who knows my banking habits. His sister (who incidentally, I hit on for spite a week prior) knows about how I withdrawl". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Eagle Man Report post Posted April 17, 2007 Sorry, gotta freak out here: withdraw, or withdrawal. "Withdrawl" is how people speak in Georgia. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
geniusMoment 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 What's a sledge? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 TIME TO PLAY THE *elephant noise* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 Da-na-na-na-na-naaaaaah! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 You could have a steam train Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 If youd just lay down your tracks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 You could have an aeroplane flying Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 If you bring your blue sky back Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 All you do is call me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 Ill be anything you need Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 You could have a big dipper Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 Going up and down, all around the bends Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 You could have a bumper car, bumping Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 This amusement never ends Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 I want to be your sledgehammer Why dont you call my name Oh let me be your sledgehammer This will be my testimony Show me round your fruitcage cos I will be your honey bee Open up your fruitcage Where the fruit is as sweet as can be Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 I want to be your sledgehammer Why dont you call my name Youd better call the sledgehammer Put your mind at rest Im going to be-the sledgehammer This can be my testimony Im your sledgehammer Let there be no doubt about it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 Sledge sledge sledgehammer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 Ive kicked the habit Shed my skin This is the new stuff I go dancing in, we go dancing in Oh wont you show for me And I will show for you Show for me, I will show for you Yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do mean you Only you Youve been coming through Going to build that power Build, build up that power, hey Ive been feeding the rhythm Ive been feeding the rhythm Going to feel that power, build in you Come on, come on, help me do Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you Ive been feeding the rhythm Ive been feeding the rhythm Its what were doing, doing All day and night Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Copper Feel 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 What a brilliant board trend! Koab? More like King Of Redundant Crap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
