Giuseppe Zangara Posted April 21, 2007 Report Posted April 21, 2007 Title: Remember when, in Oldboy, the guy found out he'd been fucking his daughter? Body: How do you suppose that fit into the VT killer's manifesto.
Guest Richard McBeef Posted April 21, 2007 Report Posted April 21, 2007 I've always considered doing a thread like this.
Matt Young Posted April 21, 2007 Report Posted April 21, 2007 Title: "Guess What Is In The Above Poster's Asshole" Body: Besides poo LOL2007
Giuseppe Zangara Posted April 21, 2007 Author Report Posted April 21, 2007 Title: Shocking new photo of Virginia Tech killer surfaces Body:
Giuseppe Zangara Posted April 21, 2007 Author Report Posted April 21, 2007 Basically, I'm getting soft in my old age, what with second guessing and not going through with my potentially offensive thread ideas.
Edwin MacPhisto Posted April 21, 2007 Report Posted April 21, 2007 Tonight I lied to my coworkers and told them that the Virginia Tech thing was entering my limited pantheon of Stuff I Will Never Make Fun Of, which also includes cancer and September 11. Really it's just cancer; 9/11's ship sailed years ago, and I'll probably be an asshole about this within a year or so, maybe in time for the VT game this football season. I once thought about making a thread tangentially related to Weezer every week just to see if Czech would set himself on fire, but that was way too long term an effort.
Guest Richard McBeef Posted April 21, 2007 Report Posted April 21, 2007 Example? That actually seems like a pretty fascinating way to drive me nuts.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted April 21, 2007 Report Posted April 21, 2007 There are a ton of Vick jokes to do with VT..Ive heard a few already..
Dobbs 3K Posted April 21, 2007 Report Posted April 21, 2007 "My real feelings on Muslims..." I laughed at the "upgraded" picture. Does that make me a bad person?
Edwin MacPhisto Posted April 21, 2007 Report Posted April 21, 2007 Example? That actually seems like a pretty fascinating way to drive me nuts. Maybe a thread like Songs You Appreciate Infinitely More When Drunk and at a Party. In the 7th or so post, I'd say something about how this one time "Say It Ain't So" came on at 2 in the morning, and... Or Oh God, the 90s Were Eight Years Ago, talking about how I feel old and which music has held up and why. The endstage of all this would probably be a bunch of posts in all-caps like SHIMMERING POWER-POP, all in one big blitz like one of those Pavlovian training sessions in Clockwork Orange.
Guest Richard McBeef Posted April 22, 2007 Report Posted April 22, 2007 Example? That actually seems like a pretty fascinating way to drive me nuts. Maybe a thread like Songs You Appreciate Infinitely More When Drunk and at a Party. In the 7th or so post, I'd say something about how this one time "Say It Ain't So" came on at 2 in the morning, and... Or Oh God, the 90s Were Eight Years Ago, talking about how I feel old and which music has held up and why. The endstage of all this would probably be a bunch of posts in all-caps like SHIMMERING POWER-POP, all in one big blitz like one of those Pavlovian training sessions in Clockwork Orange. Awesome. You never should've aborted that. You always know just which buttons to push.
Copper Feel Posted April 22, 2007 Report Posted April 22, 2007 When I first started posting here I wanted to create a thread with the title "Hey *poster name* you gay ho" and content that read "the reason I called the police is because you're fat", to this day I have no idea why. Well I do, because I was 13, but still.
Art Sandusky Posted April 22, 2007 Report Posted April 22, 2007 I nearly made a thread once called "Federal Agents Mad/'cause I'm flagrant" in CE about the NYPD and other law enforcement agencies tracking people who belong to protest groups.
Guest Richard McBeef Posted April 22, 2007 Report Posted April 22, 2007 I was gonna start a thread about sandal tan. I've got some baaaad sandal tan right now.
Big Ol' Smitty Posted April 23, 2007 Report Posted April 23, 2007 I nearly made a thread once called "Federal Agents Mad/'cause I'm flagrant" in CE about the NYPD and other law enforcement agencies tracking people who belong to protest groups. I was thinking about "Tapped my cell/and the phone in the basement" for the NSA Wiretapping thread. Well, I wish I was.
Big Ol' Smitty Posted April 23, 2007 Report Posted April 23, 2007 Tonight I lied to my coworkers and told them that the Virginia Tech thing was entering my limited pantheon of Stuff I Will Never Make Fun Of, which also includes cancer and September 11. Really it's just cancer; 9/11's ship sailed years ago, and I'll probably be an asshole about this within a year or so, maybe in time for the VT game this football season. I was at dinner with fiancee and another couple (that I don't know very well) last night. I was talking about how I was teaching about the Holocaust. They asked what I was doing to teach it and I, without thinking, started joking about how I was going to have my classes do a Holocaust Idol TV show. Luckily, they liked tasteless humor. I one day wish to live in a world where you can tell a hilarious AIDS joke.
Edwin MacPhisto Posted April 23, 2007 Report Posted April 23, 2007 You live in that world already, smitty. You just gotta embrace it.
Gary Floyd Posted April 23, 2007 Report Posted April 23, 2007 I one day wish to live in a world where you can tell a hilarious AIDS joke. "AIDS is now funny!"
Guest Vitamin X Posted April 24, 2007 Report Posted April 24, 2007 Beyond the Valley of the Dolls Roger Ebert's greatest masterpiece Seriously, a great fucking movie. Just entertaining to watch. Unfortunately, there's no room in the movies folder for indie/cult/foreign films, only horror and mass-produced pap. Oh, and really obsessive TV shows, apparently. Not that I'm any less guilty in participating in those other threads, but it could use some spicing up.
Dandy Posted April 24, 2007 Report Posted April 24, 2007 I one day wish to live in a world where you can tell a hilarious AIDS joke. Not an AIDS joke, but I have a bunch of jokes I call party stoppers. Here's one: "What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?" "Cancer."
Giuseppe Zangara Posted April 24, 2007 Author Report Posted April 24, 2007 Vitamin X isn't Incandenza, though.
k thx Posted April 26, 2007 Report Posted April 26, 2007 I was going to do a TSM comics thread, with cartoon strips photoshopped to refer to TSM posters. I did one based on the boards infatuation with Leena, then lost motivation. I'll do it one day and it will be awesome.
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