The OAO Raw for May 21st Thread

[Mecca]

I enjoy how his video will get no reaction because I doubt that many wrestling fans even know who the hell he is....

you mean the nerdy white people

 

Basically.........I mean the metal stuff they probably don't know who those bands are either but when they go to Timbaland I bet the reactions are hilarious.

 

What's strange is that SD's key demo would be more suited for Timbaland then Ozzy.

 

They probably didn't want to risk putting Ozzy in front of a live mic.

[RonL21]

God, they referenced the 1995 incident.

*cries*

 

1995 was a long time ago

[TheFranchise]

Hardys/WGTT at ONS.

 

I missed the first hour of Raw..is this actually happening or were you just calling it in advance?

It's not confirmed. WGTT were just at ringside for the tag match. Ended with the RedNecks saving Hardys from WGTT and Nitro/Dykstra beatdown.

[Conspiracy_Victim]

What I want to know is, all the heels get to hear JR laying the badmouth on them, calling them bastard and such. How come they don't beat him down on a weekly basis? If someone called me a bastard I know I'D be pretty perturbed.

[The Amazing Rando]

Where was Rebecca in 2002 when Michaels was getting his with a sledgehammer?

 

 

She doesn't wanna fuck with HHH, but she could probably take Orton.

[BorneAgain]

Odd that a two and half years ago, you had Michaels cradling Orton's head during the latter's concussion days.

[foleyfanforever88]

Hardys/WGTT at ONS.

 

I missed the first hour of Raw..is this actually happening or were you just calling it in advance?

It's not confirmed. WGTT were just at ringside for the tag match. Ended with the RedNecks saving Hardys from WGTT and Nitro/Dykstra beatdown.

 

Damn. What was the tag match? Hardys vs Nitro/Kenny?

[TheFranchise]

One last call for the night, Shane gets involved and costs Umaga.

[Hawk 34]

I love when Orton hits a dead end and they go back to the legend killer gimmick to get him back on track.

[TheFranchise]

Hardys/WGTT at ONS.

 

I missed the first hour of Raw..is this actually happening or were you just calling it in advance?

It's not confirmed. WGTT were just at ringside for the tag match. Ended with the RedNecks saving Hardys from WGTT and Nitro/Dykstra beatdown.

 

Damn. What was the tag match? Hardys vs Nitro/Kenny?

Yeah. Hardy's over clean.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh]

I love how

 

A) Batista's thigh is taped up but he sells the knee

 

and

 

B) Edge 100% no-sells the spinebuster

[Perfection]

woohoo another boring umaga/lashley match.

[Mecca]

I love how

 

A) Batista's thigh is taped up but he sells the knee

 

and

 

B) Edge 100% no-sells the spinebuster

 

Maybe Edge is throwing a big fuck you at HHH by doing that since Batista is his boy.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh]

I know he can kick my ass and all, but ever since Khali has gotten the big monster push, everytime I see Umaga I just see a fat clown.

[BorneAgain]

I know he can kick my ass and all, but ever since Khali has gotten the big monster push, everytime I see Umaga I just see a fat clown.

Umaga's look progressively less threatening ever since he got paired with Vince.

[Thanks for the Fish]

Hell Viscera is more imposing than Umaga. I think it's time to contract Rosey and unleash a Savage Tagteam, to battle with the Hip Hoppers, the Highlanders, The RedNex, the Hardy Boyz and WGTT...

[Conspiracy_Victim]

So Umaga dominated Lashley and had him laid out on the floor, and he gets himself DQd? Huh? Why depend on Shane-O-Mac when Umaga had him beat?

[Thanks for the Fish]

What ink did Batista get on his thigh anyways?

[Conspiracy_Victim]

Yeah, someone needs to shoot that Berries and Cream whatever he's supposed to be. He really creeps me out.

[BorneAgain]

So Umaga dominated Lashley and had him laid out on the floor, and he gets himself DQd? Huh? Why depend on Shane-O-Mac when Umaga had him beat?

In kayfabe, Umaga's not thinking as straight without Estrada.

[Brocklock]

That one woman in the HBK shirt in the front row is Lashley's cheering section. She's been going wild all night for Lashley. I think she was the one that yelled out "I hope you choke on that apple" at Carlito as well. Her lame antics and the mystery music have been the highlights of this raw.

[The Amazing Rando]

Yeah, someone needs to shoot that Berries and Cream whatever he's supposed to be. He really creeps me out.

 

SEE THE BABY!

[Conspiracy_Victim]

Yeah, someone needs to shoot that Berries and Cream whatever he's supposed to be. He really creeps me out.

 

SEE THE BABY!

 

Nowhere NEAR as bad. Not even the FF X-2 JPop commercial was as bad as this one.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh]

The "new kid on the block" has gray hair.

[trackc53]

i can't believe there's no updated ring gear for Shane-0-Mac. Weren't they released around the same time as those DX jerseys in like..99??

[UseTheSledgehammerUh]

Come SHEE TEH BABY was awesome.

[Conspiracy_Victim]

i can't believe there's no updated ring gear for Shane-0-Mac. Weren't they released around the same time as those DX jerseys in like..99??

 

The true classics never go out of style. Plus they probably have a warehouse full of them they made up during his red hot Test and Kane rivalries.

[BorneAgain]

I miss the days of X-Pac fued era Shane, who had to use every dirty heel trick just to survive, let alone score offense.

[Downhome]

Why don't they just have Vince or Umaga "attack" Shane?

 

I know, I know, you can't think like that.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh]

Shane McMahon main eventing Raw = my two favorite eras, the Attitude Era (McMahon Vs. DX, McMahon Vs. Rock) and the "Invasion" of 2001 (I know they fucked it up, but it was some of the best pure wrestling and freshest, coolest match-ups ever).

 

Sadly, Shane Vs. Lashley is main eventing during the "Shitty" era of 2002-2007.