Ya Know Guys...

[The Niggardly King]

I've come to the realization that I... The King Of All Blacks... I have simply hit my plateau. I'm never going to excel much more than this. I'll never be a mod, or considered one of the elite. Things aren't going to get much better than this, and I don't wanna stick around and sully this great amount of work that I have put up... no need to tarnish my legacy.

 

So there's only one thing for me to do... and that's to retire. I've had a great run, but like Kenny Rogers said. "You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em, know when to walk away and know when to run." Well, it's my time to walk away.

 

I bow out gracefully, and I might return one day... but it doesn't look that way right now.

 

Goodbye all.

[DrVenkman PhD]

Not in reference to you because it might end up legit, but I love that a forum founded on pro wrestling has so many fake retirements. Marvin, Czech, Me, Leena - and that's just since March (or whenever Marvin did his whole act - January? Late 2006?)

 

See you in a few weeks, KOAB.

[Black Lushus]

he'll be back when his momma puts the electricity bill in his name.

[Cheech Tremendous]

Well we can all hope that this one will stick.

[Gary Floyd]

He'll be back. They usually come back.

[Guest Vitamin X]

At least we won't have to look at half-naked Brady Quinn pictures anymore.

[Matt Young]

So, who's the new king? Will the new king of blacks actually be 100% black? I nominate Ripper.

[DrVenkman PhD]

I nominate Matt Young and Ortonsault.

[Black Lushus]

So, who's the new king? Will the new king of blacks actually be 100% black? I nominate Ripper.

 

Malcolm X, a prominent leader of black men, was not 100% black...

[Cheech Tremendous]

Malcolm also wasn't the king of all blacks now was he?

[Black Lushus]

eh close enough...that other nigga didn't control them all either, ya know?

[Matt Young]

I nominate Matt Young and Ortonsault.

 

I am mad niggerish.

[Spaceman Spiff]

Did you steal this from DVDVR?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

needs a wacky word filter tossed in if so.

[Gary Floyd]

So, who's the new king? Will the new king of blacks actually be 100% black? I nominate Ripper.

I nominate Idi Amin.

[luke-o]

Why not Morgan Freeman? He was the orginal black power ranger after all.

[Spaceman Spiff]

James Earl Jones

[foleyfanforever88]

Charlie Haas

[Matt Young]

Akeem.

[Guest George's Box]

Just to clarify, I don't think I ever intended to leave the board forever and ever. I just didn't have the Internet for a few days, and figured it was a good time to kind of take a break. I was gone over two weeks, which is pretty long in Internet time.

[DrVenkman PhD]

Yeah, two weeks is a long time on the Netclock. I was also gone 2.5 weeks and never intended to stay gone, but I noted it anyway. While you may not have INTENDED to leave, you did say "Winning this [2007 Poster Tournament] is clearly the most I can accomplish here. Time to go win over a new forum" or something similar, followed by 2 weeks of nothing. I always assumed your original comment was tongue in cheek, but after 10 days you begin to wonder...

[MarvinisaLunatic]

I should be King of the Hairless

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needs a wacky word filter tossed in if so.

 

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[DrVenkman PhD]

I should be King of the Hairless

 

The magic is gone.

[Guest]

Just change your name or get a new one, brother. There, problem solved.

 

You can't retire, you need to come back strong with a new name. New era, motherfucker. You can't be like Jay-Z where everyone just forgot about your shit 3 weeks after you left. You've got to come back fresh and better than ever.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I realize this may be my shittest post to date.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I stayed away for several months after I had my name deleted. Hindsight being 20/20 it was just as lame as doing a retirement thread. But considering how big a post whore I was I think staying away for as long as I did was impressive in an incredibly lame way.

[Slayer]

It's better to sneak quietly out the back than make a loud exit out the front

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

yup

[Carnival]

KOAB said i was next in line.

[Twisted Intestine]

If I left for two weeks and came back no one would even notice

 

In fact, I'm sure I probably have gone a few weeks at a time without posting...

 

That's it, I demand more recognition! From now on whenever I don't feel like posting for a week or two, I'm making a thread about it! When I return I will make a welcome back thread.

 

Last night I had a dream about Milky.. and Kotz. My second TSM dream! woo.. Pretty much, we were pretending to be pacman in the snow, when aliens invaded.