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Guest Tzar Lysergic
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I'll give you time off for rehab from being dumb.

Guest Vitamin X
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You had some posts outside of it as well. Don't tell me you tried to keep that posting under control.

Guest George's Box
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I took a nap for two hours, just drank a can of Diet Mountain Dew, and my failure to have eaten anything all day gave it the most vile and horrendous aftertaste.

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Why not eat for a whole day? Even if you're trying to lose weight (I obviously have no knowledge of your physical status) that is an extremely unhealthy way to go about doing so.

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Most of the time I eat once, maybe twice a day. I'm a really small guy, though, so I don't think that I need that much food to survive.

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I used to be able to put entire Cici's chains out of business singlehandedly. But my stomach shrunk or something as I got older, I can't eat half as well as I could.

Guest Vitamin X
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hey dumbass I'm drunk too, and I can type this time! ha!

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KOAB you are nothing compaired to my friend who decided to drink 2/3 of a bottle of captain morgans dark rum in a 30 minute period, after he had eaten the most elaborate buffet at a family reunion. He then decided to throw about 15 bottles of beer off of my balcony. This wouldn't have been so bad had he not just an hour earlier thrown up inside my friends vehicle while we were driving on the highway. Not only was this intollerable, there were no windows for him to throw up out of and he decided to paint my arm as a target. As well he left more then five towels in my fathers bathroom covered in regurgitate. Meanwhile you decided to spend your night alone drinking trying to hit on women half your age and who you would never have more then an MSN conversation with. I don't know you and have only seen two messages by you and I am already sick, disgusted, and insulted. Fifteen year olds are not something you should consider after a night of drinking. Perhaps past her twenties as she has some idea what she is doing. If I were you I would continue with the boose, however keep it to a minimal especially since you are clearly depressed and spend your nights alone pretending to have a party with fifteen year old girls.

Guest George's Box
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wildpegasus + a fashionably ironic TSM poster = B@RTOK

  • 2 weeks later...
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KOAB you are nothing compaired to my friend who decided to drink 2/3 of a bottle of captain morgans dark rum in a 30 minute period, after he had eaten the most elaborate buffet at a family reunion. He then decided to throw about 15 bottles of beer off of my balcony. This wouldn't have been so bad had he not just an hour earlier thrown up inside my friends vehicle while we were driving on the highway. Not only was this intollerable, there were no windows for him to throw up out of and he decided to paint my arm as a target. As well he left more then five towels in my fathers bathroom covered in regurgitate. Meanwhile you decided to spend your night alone drinking trying to hit on women half your age and who you would never have more then an MSN conversation with. I don't know you and have only seen two messages by you and I am already sick, disgusted, and insulted. Fifteen year olds are not something you should consider after a night of drinking. Perhaps past her twenties as she has some idea what she is doing. If I were you I would continue with the boose, however keep it to a minimal especially since you are clearly depressed and spend your nights alone pretending to have a party with fifteen year old girls.

 

...Stop following me.

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