Oh Christ

[The Niggardly King 0]

My gut hurtas

[Jingus 0]

I told ya. Pepto bismal. Might still not be too late.

[Copper Feel 0]

Yeah, I have nothing to say in this thread.

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

I'll give you time off for rehab from being dumb.

[Black Lushus 0]

KOAB, you were lookin for booty on MySpace and AIM while drunk posting here to pass the time last night....amirite?

[The Niggardly King 0]

Yeah, Black.

 

How the hell do I get suspended from just posting in the shithole of TSM? Is this a first?

[Guest Vitamin X]

You had some posts outside of it as well. Don't tell me you tried to keep that posting under control.

[The Niggardly King 0]

I did? Wow... I was really that bad?

 

Wow

[Guest Vitamin X]

Welcome to the club.

[Failed Bridge 0]

I woke up this morning with massive gas pains that were only eased by explosive diahrea. I feel your pain KOAB

[Guest George's Box]

I took a nap for two hours, just drank a can of Diet Mountain Dew, and my failure to have eaten anything all day gave it the most vile and horrendous aftertaste.

[Copper Feel 0]

Why not eat for a whole day? Even if you're trying to lose weight (I obviously have no knowledge of your physical status) that is an extremely unhealthy way to go about doing so.

[The Niggardly King 0]

Some people get so busy or have so much on their mind that they forget.

[Sly 0]

Most of the time I eat once, maybe twice a day. I'm a really small guy, though, so I don't think that I need that much food to survive.

[Jingus 0]

I used to be able to put entire Cici's chains out of business singlehandedly. But my stomach shrunk or something as I got older, I can't eat half as well as I could.

[Copper Feel 0]

Hell, I feel starved if I eat less than 4 or 5 times a day and I can only pack about 10 1/2 stone on to a 6"3 frame.

[The Niggardly King 0]

someone remind ne never ti drunki agaijnd

[Guest Vitamin X]

hey dumbass I'm drunk too, and I can type this time! ha!

[Sideburnious 0]

I was drinking last night but just decided to sleep it off. I had some crazy dreams though.

[B@RTOK 0]

KOAB you are nothing compaired to my friend who decided to drink 2/3 of a bottle of captain morgans dark rum in a 30 minute period, after he had eaten the most elaborate buffet at a family reunion. He then decided to throw about 15 bottles of beer off of my balcony. This wouldn't have been so bad had he not just an hour earlier thrown up inside my friends vehicle while we were driving on the highway. Not only was this intollerable, there were no windows for him to throw up out of and he decided to paint my arm as a target. As well he left more then five towels in my fathers bathroom covered in regurgitate. Meanwhile you decided to spend your night alone drinking trying to hit on women half your age and who you would never have more then an MSN conversation with. I don't know you and have only seen two messages by you and I am already sick, disgusted, and insulted. Fifteen year olds are not something you should consider after a night of drinking. Perhaps past her twenties as she has some idea what she is doing. If I were you I would continue with the boose, however keep it to a minimal especially since you are clearly depressed and spend your nights alone pretending to have a party with fifteen year old girls.

[Guest George's Box]

wildpegasus + a fashionably ironic TSM poster = B@RTOK

[The Niggardly King 0]

KOAB you are nothing compaired to my friend who decided to drink 2/3 of a bottle of captain morgans dark rum in a 30 minute period, after he had eaten the most elaborate buffet at a family reunion. He then decided to throw about 15 bottles of beer off of my balcony. This wouldn't have been so bad had he not just an hour earlier thrown up inside my friends vehicle while we were driving on the highway. Not only was this intollerable, there were no windows for him to throw up out of and he decided to paint my arm as a target. As well he left more then five towels in my fathers bathroom covered in regurgitate. Meanwhile you decided to spend your night alone drinking trying to hit on women half your age and who you would never have more then an MSN conversation with. I don't know you and have only seen two messages by you and I am already sick, disgusted, and insulted. Fifteen year olds are not something you should consider after a night of drinking. Perhaps past her twenties as she has some idea what she is doing. If I were you I would continue with the boose, however keep it to a minimal especially since you are clearly depressed and spend your nights alone pretending to have a party with fifteen year old girls.

 

...Stop following me.