OAO ECW Thread for 6/12

[Omar20003000 0]

You just know someone will actually die next week and no one will buy it.

 

Vince McMahon actually dies.... and everyone will still believe he is faking it

[Mecca 0]

I hope people don't boo when Vince actually does die some years down the line.

[UZI Suicide 0]

I'd love to know what is really going through Joey Styles' mind right now.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

You just know someone will actually die next week and no one will buy it.

 

Vince McMahon actually dies.... and everyone will still believe he is faking it

 

 

No, they'll have to keep saying it was the car bomb that did it.

[Hawk 34 0]

You know Vince would have wanted a Tommy Dreamer-Balls match in his honor.

[Downhome 0]

We get Dreamer vs. Balls Extreme Rules? Heck, maybe McMahon should "die" every week.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Vince actually killed himself to get people talking and everyone's all "it's an angle!". Fucking ridiculous.

 

Consider tonight's show the begin of "New ECW: Year Two", by the way.

[BorneAgain 0]

I'd love to see some live backstage segment where Vince is accidently in the background.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

I'd love to know what is really going through Joey Styles' mind right now.

 

 

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD!! (what am I DOING?!)

[The Amazing Rando 0]

I'd love to see some live backstage segment where Vince is accidently in the background.

 

 

...driving a forklift.

[Hawk 34 0]

I'd love to know what is really going through Joey Styles' mind right now.

 

Sure beats selling coins on Home Shopping Network.

[UZI Suicide 0]

Why the fuck is there a kitchen sink under the ring?

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Why the fuck is there a kitchen sink under the ring?

 

So Hornswoggle can wash his hands.

[Hawk 34 0]

Why the fuck is there a kitchen sink under the ring?

 

For Hornswoggle.

 

Rando always beats me, always. I'm car-bombing his limo.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Balls is lucky Vince died or he would've been fired for that super fake-looking tumble over the ropes.

[UZI Suicide 0]

I'm surprised they aren't making all the wrestlers wear black arm bands.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Why the fuck is there a kitchen sink under the ring?

 

For Hornswoggle.

 

Rando always beats me, always. I'm car-bombing his limo.

 

 

I HAVE A LIMO? WHERE?

 

 

*BOOM*

 

 

 

FUCK!

[BorneAgain 0]

We need an Orton comment by somebody in the next week.

 

Heel: You McMahons need to stop praying to heaven because he's not up there. He's down there... in hell.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Why is Dreamer still wearing that ugly-ass "O" shirt. The Originals won the feud.

[tekcop 0]

If every match is a tribute to Vince, shouldn't we be getting a bunch of handicap matches, battle royals, and hoss squashes?

[BorneAgain 0]

If every match is a tribute to Vince, shouldn't we be getting a bunch of handicap matches, battle royals, and hoss squashes?

Not to mention the obvious "Kiss My Ass" match.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

This is like watching a bunch of 8 year olds run around having a backyard match.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

What do they really need the tables under the ring for? I've never seen them put one up in the case of an announce table breaking.

[fazzle 0]

sure Tommy. Way to beat down on a guy who was already exhausted from a grueling match last night. Big man.

[JustJoe2k5 0]

Has Dreamer always had that "Man in the Box" knockoff theme music?

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

Benoit and Punk vs. Burke and Cor Von! Awesome.

[BorneAgain 0]

I love how obviously Tommy isn't selling the Vince stuff.

[tekcop 0]

I'm super-duper excited for this main event, guys.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Man that could be the lamest table break ever.

 

Match went from "horribly fake and slow" to "old school ECW match but one of the bad ones".

 

I like the main event!

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Most talkative ECW thread this year, easily.