goldengreek Posted July 3, 2007 Report Posted July 3, 2007 Going to greece for 7 weeks. I am naturally dark, have olive skin color so I dont care about the protection. Whats the best protuct out there?
Ripper Posted July 3, 2007 Report Posted July 3, 2007 There is a joke somewhere concerning your mom and black man cum, but I am just to tired to make it. Anyway.... Try this: http://www.skinenergizer.com/tan.htm It has Emu oil in it. Thats what I use. I am actually a albino redheaded white guy.
MrRant Posted July 3, 2007 Report Posted July 3, 2007 There is a joke somewhere concerning your mom and black man cum, but I am just to tired to make it. Anyway.... Try this: http://www.skinenergizer.com/tan.htm It has Emu oil in it. Thats what I use. I am actually a albino redheaded white guy. Ripper - Too tired to make black man cumming on white(ish) chick jokes since 2005.
MrRant Posted July 3, 2007 Report Posted July 3, 2007 The other option is Crisco. When you start to sizzle, turn over.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted July 4, 2007 Report Posted July 4, 2007 Ripper doesn't have to worry about this -- He's got a PERMANENT TAN! God, why did that "after school special/Saturday morning cartoon" PSA pop into my head all of a sudden? Anyone else remember those stupid “kids get involved in some drama/video stops and a celebrity tells us why being bad is wrong/kids resolve problem when video resumes” clips?
Jingus Posted July 4, 2007 Report Posted July 4, 2007 But seriously, most of those tan-in-a-bottle concoctions are pretty worthless. I saw some of that shit turn a guy Incredible Hulk colors one time.
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