Best sun tan lotion to get you super dark?

[goldengreek 0]

Going to greece for 7 weeks. I am naturally dark, have olive skin color so I dont care about the protection. Whats the best protuct out there?

[Ripper 0]

There is a joke somewhere concerning your mom and black man cum, but I am just to tired to make it.

 

 

Anyway....

 

Try this: http://www.skinenergizer.com/tan.htm

 

It has Emu oil in it. Thats what I use. I am actually a albino redheaded white guy.

 

 

[MrRant 0]

There is a joke somewhere concerning your mom and black man cum, but I am just to tired to make it.

 

 

Anyway....

 

Try this: http://www.skinenergizer.com/tan.htm

 

It has Emu oil in it. Thats what I use. I am actually a albino redheaded white guy.

 

 

Ripper

 

- Too tired to make black man cumming on white(ish) chick jokes since 2005.

[MrRant 0]

The other option is Crisco. When you start to sizzle, turn over.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Ripper doesn't have to worry about this -- He's got a PERMANENT TAN!

 

God, why did that "after school special/Saturday morning cartoon" PSA pop into my head all of a sudden?

 

Anyone else remember those stupid “kids get involved in some drama/video stops and a celebrity tells us why being bad is wrong/kids resolve problem when video resumes” clips?

[Jingus 0]

But seriously, most of those tan-in-a-bottle concoctions are pretty worthless. I saw some of that shit turn a guy Incredible Hulk colors one time.