OAO Raw Thread - July 9, 2007

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Happy birthday Shelton.

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If only he knew how to work.

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Why does Torrie Wilson's theme play whenever women walk backstage at Raw?

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Why does Torrie Wilson's theme play whenever women walk backstage at Raw?

 

 

They play that shit on a loop back there to calm down the crazies.

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So, do they do the kiss tonight or hype it for next week?

 

 

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Lillian should've announced the ridiculous stip for Shelton, Gary Michael Capetta style. ala "...and he is the SEXIEST WRESTLER IN WCW, THE ZEEEEEEE MANNNN!"

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Haas has been standing back there waiting.

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Ok, that was actually a good setup for Simmons.

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You're not doing a lot to break down the negative steretypes about wrestling, guys.

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I admire how they manage to find new outlandish set ups for the DAMN. I figured it had a shelf life of a month but it's still strong.

 

About time for Beth.

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I admire how they manage to find new outlandish set ups for the DAMN. I figured it had a shelf life of a month but it's still strong.

 

 

He should come out at GAB in time to see Dusty Rhodes do a split-legged moonsault.

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Hey! I thought she got fired!

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Ladies and gentlemen we have a Beth Phoenix sighting.

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Beth Phoenix? OH GOD. The Man Beast has returned!

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BETH PHOENIX LIVES!

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Ha, they drag out Beth Phoenix. This Raw is the worst.

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Hey! I thought she got fired!

 

Never believe the internet.

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Melina looks even more like a horse-faced street walker than usual tonight with the tight dress and red stockings.

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I thought Beth hated someone else in storyline

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Beth Phoenix? OH GOD. The Man Beast has returned!

 

NOT BETH PHOENIX~!

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Beth Phoenix? OH GOD. The Man Beast has returned!

 

 

Oh come on. It's like she's Bertha Faye or Bull Nakano.

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Melina looks even more like a horse-faced street walker than usual tonight with the tight dress and red stockings.

 

She also should never wear her hair straight.

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1st backslide win since Kerry von erich

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Hey! I thought she got fired!

 

Never believe the internet.

 

Does that mean I shouldn't believe anything I say?

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Beth Phoenix? OH GOD. The Man Beast has returned!

 

There's far worse........even on the roster right now.

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In a completely unrelated topic, the Home Run Derby is STILL going on. It's now in it's 27th round of competition.

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Hey! I thought she got fired!

 

Never believe the internet.

 

Does that mean I shouldn't believe anything I say?

 

Why not? No one else does.

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They should have had the Great Khali on Larry King tonight.

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You realize you're just encouraging them to hire even more bikini models instead of female wrestlers.

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Lashley talking to Arn Anderson explains him backstabbing Cena.