OAO Raw Thread - July 9, 2007

[EVIL~! alkeiper 0]

Dusty Rhodes is the least over 'Legend' from what I remember from the Survivor Series match when they were being introduced, he got the smallest pop behind Sergeant Slaughter.

Dusty's over, and if he's not give him two minutes on a microphone and he will be.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

That's one hideous match, at any rate. And yeah, Dusty was/is the least over "big deal legend" with the live fans. Hopefully he gets a really good reaction tonight and they can make this match bearable. I guess Cena/Orton is being held off on, as beating an overweight senior citizen doesn't exactly scream "SummerSlam main eventer".

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Dusty is going to get concussed and nobody will be able to tell the difference.

[LooseCannon25 0]

If they give Dusty some mic time for a promo, he'll have the crowd eating out of his hand and going crazy for him during the match.

[Vampiro69 0]

Dusty's charisma is off the charts. He could sell ice to eskimos. He is that good.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Starting off with Lashley. Well, hopefully they won't let him talk or if they do they took his helium away first.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Let's say this match actually would happen...then what would have been the actual main event?

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Psst, JR. No matter what they tell you in the headphones, that's a Powerslam, not a Dominator.

[Vampiro69 0]

Damn, the Coach is back. I wanted Regal.

[Mecca 0]

Psst, JR. No matter what they tell you in the headphones, that's a Powerslam, not a Dominator.

 

That's what they call his powerslam.

[Hawk 34 0]

It feels like they threw in the towel for this show with Cena on King and the derby.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Psst, JR. No matter what they tell you in the headphones, that's a Powerslam, not a Dominator.

 

That's what they call his powerslam.

 

I know. I'm just stating the obvious. There is a move called the "Dominator". What Lashley does is not it.

 

I wanted GM Regal again.

[Vampiro69 0]

Regal against the Sandman? That is a clash of styles if there ever was one.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

OK, I like Coach and Regal being "civil" to each other. This might get quite humorous, given a chance.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Regal against the Sandman? That is a clash of styles if there ever was one.

 

This might even get bowling shoe ugly, bah gawd.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

William Regal should just stand there doing facial expressions while Sandman just runs around him drinking and hitting himself. three stars right there.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

William Regal should just stand there doing facial expressions while Sandman just runs around him drinking and hitting himself. three stars right there.

 

I know I'd enjoy it.

 

In other news, I like to welcome the newest resident of Jobberville, Mr. Santino Marella! Lets all give him a big hand folks!

[Vampiro69 0]

Jobberville Population: Marella, Val Venis, and Sylvan.

 

 

 

[hyperchord24 0]

Why does the WWE keep pushing the "losing streak" angle?

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

NOT VAL VENIS~!

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

NOT VAL VENIS~!

 

Unfortunately yes, Val Venis.

 

And here's the Jobberville tag team. They're waiting for the Major Brothers to take the house down the street so they have someone to talk to.

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Redneck TOTAL ELIMINATION~! for the win.

[Drury37 0]

Santino Morella is about to really flip out.

[Vampiro69 0]

I'm glad that we were able to continue the Val Venis joke.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Ahhh, Santino, you so sly. I give you 5 overness points for that.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Santino Morella is about to really flip out.

 

 

"Either you fuck me or i'm going to tie you up and...oh....shit...did I just say that? Can we start over?"

 

"Honey, this is live..."

 

"SHUT UP BITCH!"

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Santino Morella is about to really flip out.

 

For Maria's sake, if he starts letting a Russian accent slip she needs to run for the hills.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

What the hell was with that creepy Marella/Maria segment and the content of it? Maria trusting the big bad wrestler...ahem...

[Golgo 13 0]

Make Santino into a complete Jersey guido scumbag and he may be worth saving.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

I'm glad that we were able to continue the Val Venis joke.

 

 

You aren't the only one. I'm so proud.