Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2007 For doing what we've all wanted to do.......beat the piss out of Andy Dick. "Jon Lovitz beat up Andy Dick last week at the Laugh Factory after Dick made a comment about the murder of Lovitz' SNL friend, Phil Hartman. Apparently last year Andy Dick went up to Jon Lovitz and, according to Lovitz, "looked at me and said, 'I put the "Phil Hartman hex" on you - you're the next one to die.' I said, 'What did you say?' and he repeated it. I wanted to punch his face in, but I don't hit women." Then when the two ran into each other at the Laugh Factory last Wednesday, Lovitz was expecting an apology for the comment and when he didn't get one he flipped out. Page Six reports: Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, "Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose." Lovitz told Page Six, "All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is an asshole." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maztinho 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2007 More of the story... July 17, 2007 -- IT was fight night at an L.A. comedy club last week when Jon Lovitz roughed up Andy Dick over the murder of their "Saturday Night Live" colleague, Phil Hartman. Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, "Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose." Lovitz told Page Six, "All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is a [bleep]hole." Lovitz and Dick have been at loggerheads since a 1997 Christmas party at Hartman's house, five months before his troubled wife Brynn flipped out, fatally shooting Hartman, then killing herself. "Andy was doing cocaine, and he gave Brynn some after she had been sober for 10 years. Phil was furious about it - and then five months later he's dead," said Lovitz, adding that when he filled in on Hartman's "Newsradio" sitcom, "I told Andy, 'I wouldn't be here now if you hadn't given Brynn that cocaine.' " Last year, Lovitz related, a drunken Dick strolled up to his table at Ago in West Hollywood, rudely downed his guests' peach liqueur drinks, and "looked at me and said, 'I put the "Phil Hartman hex" on you - you're the next one to die.' I said, 'What did you say?' and he repeated it. I wanted to punch his face in, but I don't hit women." When the two ran into each other at the Laugh Factory last Wednesday, "I wanted him to say he was sorry for the 'Phil Hartman hex,' " Lovitz told us. "First he says, 'I don't remember saying that.' Then he leans in and says, 'You know why I said it? Because you said I killed Phil Hartman.' Which I never said. Then he asked me to be in his new movie. "I grabbed him by the shirt and leaned him over and said, 'I don't want to be in your movie! I don't want to be in your life!' I pushed him against the rail. Then I pushed him again really hard. A security guard broke it up. I'm not proud of it . . . but he's a disgusting human being." Dick's rep said he had no comment. Dick's weirdness has been well documented. Last year, he licked the faces of Farrah Fawcett, Carrie Fisher and Patton Oswalt, then groped and bit the hand of Post reporter Mandy Stadtmiller at a comedy-festival taping. Lovitz's righteous indignation is awesome, and should inspire all of us to smash Andy Dick's face into things as much as possible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2007 Couldn't have happened to a nicer man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2007 I'm hoping this is the start of a new trend in Hollywood where if one actor doesn't like another they just settle it by bashing the persons face on a bar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
luke-o 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2007 He was the most annoying thing about News Radio and Less Than Perfect. Good for Lovitz, fuck him up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
starvenger 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2007 Definitely, it would've been fun to see Ned Holness try to beat up Joe Rogan. Well, not fun for Ned, but fun for us. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianGuitarist 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2007 Fucking awesome. Dick was one of the two or three people I'd have loved to slap across the face given the chance. It's gonna be weird watching old Simpsons with him on it now, in particular, when he's yelling all the time in 'A Streetcar Named Marge' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2007 Dick asked him for a bite of banality and Lovitz wasn't having it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darthtiki 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2007 Jon Lovitz has become a folk hero I think Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2007 Morgan Fairchild then appeared and they proceeded to make love next to Dicks unconscious body. Yeah, that's the ticket. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2007 I always liked Jon, and that just makes him even better in my eyes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2007 He was the most annoying thing about News Radio and Less Than Perfect. Good for Lovitz, fuck him up. Lovitz was more annoying on NewsRadio than Andy Dick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scroby 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2007 That's the ticket! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2007 I like to imagine him smashing Andy's face against the wall while saying "it stinks!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scroby 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2007 I like to imagine him smashing Andy's face against the wall while saying "it stinks!" lol, I got it all figured out. Jon Lovitz was in the club and when he saw that Andy Dick was performing he said "Hellooooooo". Lovitz took a seat in the club before Andy went on and during Andy's performance, Lovitz just suddenly stood up, with his index finger pointing in the air and yelled "it stinks"! Lovitz then went on stage and grabbed Andy by his collar, saw the bar and said "that's the ticket" and drugged Dick over to the bar where he (supposely) bashed Andy's head into. After the beat down, the crowd gave Lovitz a standing ovation, in which Lovitz replied "ACTING" then took a bow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2007 washed up actors beating up never-was actors! news at 11! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Baron 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2007 He was the most annoying thing about News Radio and Less Than Perfect. Good for Lovitz, fuck him up. Lovitz was more annoying on NewsRadio than Andy Dick. Jon knew he couldn't replace Phil Hartman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kristianna 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2007 anything involving bodily harm to Andy Dick is A-OK in my book! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Longdogger_Pete 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2007 Jon Lovitz is having the best week ever! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Failed Bridge 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2007 anything involving bodily harm to Andy Dick is A-OK in my book! this girl's a keeper Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boner Kawanger 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2007 I'm disappointed he didn't unleash the fury of....THE WINDMILL! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2007 In related news, Lovitz turned 50 this past Saturday. Happy birthday, you badass! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RepoMan 0 Report post Posted July 25, 2007 I wish Lovitz killed Andy Dick so I could finally get on the board in the Death Pool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
