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Guest Vitamin X
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Dick Cheney will be acting president tomorrow

 

President Bush is scheduled to undergo a colonoscopy tomorrow, meaning that Vice President Cheney will be standing in while the commander in chief has what the White House describes as a routine procedure.

 

AP says the procedure will be performed at Camp David.

 

Back in 2002, Bush was out for about 2 1/2 hours during a similar exam, according to press secretary Tony Snow.

 

Curious about the procedure? This website has more than you want to know about how doctors peer inside the large intestine. A slideshow at the National Library of Medicine says a colonoscopy is very safe, but includes some risk to the patient.

 

Run for your lives!!

Guest Tzar Lysergic
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Anaesthesia mistakes or reactions.

Guest Vitamin X
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My day under Dick Cheney's reign of terror so far isn't going too terribly.

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My day under Dick Cheney's reign of terror so far isn't going too terribly.

Hell, it's even going better than days that I have under Bush.

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Wouldn't you like to be the President who died getting something stuck up his ass?

 

I guess it would be less dignified than choking to death on a pretzel.

 

Oh, and Cheney was only prez for 3 hours, not the whole day.

Guest Vitamin X
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I wonder if he had to take the oath and all.

 

If there was one president who deserved to die while getting something stuck up his ass, it would be Bush. Incredibly fitting for someone so against gay marriage.

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