The most anticipated musical event of 2007 is upon us

[PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH!]

http://ifc.com/static/sections/kelly/trapped.html

[Giuseppe Zangara]

Really, this stopped being amusing after the third chapter. Get over it.

[PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH!]

I don't think you "get" R. Kelly.

[BUTT]

Really, this stopped being amusing after the third chapter. Get over it.

The midget didn't appear until like the 9th chapter. So clearly you are wrong.

[razazteca]

The R. Kelly and Usher song about the twins is better.

[Your Paragon of Virtue]

It's sad he's degenerated into this now. I like his 12 Play era stuff.

[Gary Floyd]

Really, this stopped being amusing after the third chapter. Get over it.

The midget didn't appear until like the 9th chapter. So clearly you are wrong.

It didn't degenerate until Rosie the nosey neighbor came in. So you're wrong.

[vivalaultra]

I still enjoy 'Trapped in the Closet', especially since in the last two chapters, it appears that R. Kelly has completely stopped giving a shit and is just purposely trying to be as ridiculous as he possibly can; I mean, it as always ridiculous, but if you thought the midget was bad, the 13th chapter has R. Kelly dressed up like an old man talking about how he hopes a pigeon takes a shit on his wife's face. And, anyway, at least the whole thing has spawned a couple slightly amusing parodies, such as-'Romeo and Juliet: Trapped in the Closet':