EVIL~! alkeiper Posted August 27, 2007 Report Posted August 27, 2007 Those of you with signatures enabled have doubtless noted the AIM-esqe quotes from various MLB players. The quotes come from a web site called wordupthome.com, which consists entirely of faux IM conversations between various players. While we've seen some quotes here and there, this thread is for re-posting whole conversations, some of which are really humorous. Ryan Howard gets acquainted with the home run derby, which seems to have taken a page from soccer. http://dugout.progressiveboink.com/archive/jon58.html
Brett Favre Posted August 27, 2007 Report Posted August 27, 2007 Looks like Manny Ramirez is back in Boston. http://dugout.progressiveboink.com/archive/nick96.htm
J.B. Buzzkill Posted August 28, 2007 Report Posted August 28, 2007 The Showerhead. Probably not the best, but made me a loyal reader.
devo Posted August 28, 2007 Report Posted August 28, 2007 I'll admit it, I laughed at "Manny Wiing Manny".
J.B. Buzzkill Posted August 28, 2007 Report Posted August 28, 2007 I can't find it now; does anyone have the one which features ARod saying "EAT A DOLPHIN TAGO!"? That fucking KILLED me.
Bored Posted August 28, 2007 Report Posted August 28, 2007 Life Goes On, and So Do Dmitri Mike Hampton is the 7th Best Player in Baseball
KingPK Posted August 28, 2007 Report Posted August 28, 2007 (edited) The 2K sports coverboy is revealed: http://dugout.progressiveboink.com/archive/nick111.htm Tim Donaghy and Pete Rose chat about the LLWS: http://dugout.progressiveboink.com/archive/nick153.htm Edited August 28, 2007 by KingPK
Smartly Pretty Posted August 28, 2007 Report Posted August 28, 2007 http://dugout.progressiveboink.com/archive/nick95.htm That's a series of children's books.
KingPK Posted August 28, 2007 Report Posted August 28, 2007 Mike Hampton is the 7th Best Player in Baseball Close the phone lines, we've got a winner here. Bored owes me a Coke and a new monitor.
Mik Posted August 28, 2007 Report Posted August 28, 2007 i spilled so much drink you would not believe how much drink i spilled
KingPK Posted August 28, 2007 Report Posted August 28, 2007 http://dugout.progressiveboink.com/archive/nick149.htm TheoElDio: We count every MPH you post on the stadium's gun as a save and pay you enough money to see all the Ween, They Might Be Giants, or whatever other crappy nerd rock band concerts you can stomach. SmokeSomeGagne: Even Ozma!?
Spaceman Spiff Posted August 28, 2007 Report Posted August 28, 2007 http://dugout.progressiveboink.com/archive/b35.html Michael_Scarn: The National League MVP ... goes to... Rrrrryan, the temp!
MarvinisaLunatic Posted August 29, 2007 Report Posted August 29, 2007 Nick Markakis TheGiantSilva: EXPLODING DRAGON FISTTTT /begins throwing fastballs all over the place MarkakisRedVelvet: /swings wildly, cowers MarkakisRedVelvet: AAAAAAAAH SSJ_Markakis: RAAAAAAAHHH Sam Perlozzo Oh snap! Nick Markakis has gone Super-Saiyan! TheGiantSilva: NO! How can this BE! How could a lowly rookie achieve what I've...what I've struggled my entire career for! /continues throwing fastballs, because hey SSJ_Markakis: /bat turns to gold /swing swing swing **Online Host** SSJ_Markakis has hit three homeruns in a single game. TheGiantSilva: NO! NOOOOooooo /hovers in place screaming for five episodes /exploooooooodes **Online Host** TheGiantSilva has left the chatroom. MarkakisRedVelvet: /trots bases; is labeled "next (every good baseball player who has ever lived)" by Orioles Hangout haha
Slayer Posted August 29, 2007 Report Posted August 29, 2007 Some of the usernames are funnier than the actual content
The Niggardly King Posted August 29, 2007 Report Posted August 29, 2007 Some of the usernames are funnier than the actual content onthadownlowe and inthemidnighthoward for the win
KingPK Posted August 30, 2007 Report Posted August 30, 2007 I enjoyed GetOffUrEisenreichTheLeaves and AndMyLastName4All (for David Justice)
Bored Posted August 30, 2007 Report Posted August 30, 2007 Endy and a Jones Time to Pick a New Target
Guest Vitamin X Posted August 30, 2007 Report Posted August 30, 2007 In the spirit of LOLcats now comes LOL Jocks. I've seen a couple good ones so far.
EVIL~! alkeiper Posted September 3, 2007 Author Report Posted September 3, 2007 I'd be nice if any caption pictures were funny.
The Niggardly King Posted September 3, 2007 Report Posted September 3, 2007 David Wells and Kirk Gibson fun time ranch
Angel_Grace_Blue Posted September 6, 2007 Report Posted September 6, 2007 The ARod "EAT A DOLLPHIN TAGO!" one, wherein we find out that some first overall picks are better than others: DOLPHIN TAGOS FOR ALL! Next, something I'm sure Al will say is totally not as cool as fake MLB AIM conversations, fake NFL Nintendo DS Pictochat conversations! NFL Pictochat Of course, it might help if the NFL ones weren't several years old (They still have Terrell Owens as an Eagle, lollzerz). Finally, since I'm too lazy to look, can someone track down the various instances of Paplebon playing video games? I know there are two against Farnsworth (One baseball, one football) and another versus Thome (football), but only the Farnsworth-baseball one shows up in the "Index by Player" thing. Or, at least that was it the last time I checked.
EVIL~! alkeiper Posted September 6, 2007 Author Report Posted September 6, 2007 Next, something I'm sure Al will say is totally not as cool as fake MLB AIM conversations, fake NFL Nintendo DS Pictochat conversations! NFL Pictochat Of course, it might help if the NFL ones weren't several years old (They still have Terrell Owens as an Eagle, lollzerz). The server is temporarily unable to service your request due to maintenance downtime or capacity problems. Please try again later. You're right, I can't say I'm impressed.
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