EVIL~! alkeiper 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2007 Those of you with signatures enabled have doubtless noted the AIM-esqe quotes from various MLB players. The quotes come from a web site called wordupthome.com, which consists entirely of faux IM conversations between various players. While we've seen some quotes here and there, this thread is for re-posting whole conversations, some of which are really humorous. Ryan Howard gets acquainted with the home run derby, which seems to have taken a page from soccer. http://dugout.progressiveboink.com/archive/jon58.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brett Favre 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2007 Looks like Manny Ramirez is back in Boston. http://dugout.progressiveboink.com/archive/nick96.htm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
J.B. Buzzkill 0 Report post Posted August 28, 2007 The Showerhead. Probably not the best, but made me a loyal reader. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devo 0 Report post Posted August 28, 2007 I'll admit it, I laughed at "Manny Wiing Manny". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
J.B. Buzzkill 0 Report post Posted August 28, 2007 I can't find it now; does anyone have the one which features ARod saying "EAT A DOLPHIN TAGO!"? That fucking KILLED me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bored 0 Report post Posted August 28, 2007 Life Goes On, and So Do Dmitri Mike Hampton is the 7th Best Player in Baseball Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted August 28, 2007 (edited) The 2K sports coverboy is revealed: http://dugout.progressiveboink.com/archive/nick111.htm Tim Donaghy and Pete Rose chat about the LLWS: http://dugout.progressiveboink.com/archive/nick153.htm Edited August 28, 2007 by KingPK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smartly Pretty 0 Report post Posted August 28, 2007 http://dugout.progressiveboink.com/archive/nick95.htm That's a series of children's books. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted August 28, 2007 Mike Hampton is the 7th Best Player in Baseball Close the phone lines, we've got a winner here. Bored owes me a Coke and a new monitor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mik 0 Report post Posted August 28, 2007 i spilled so much drink you would not believe how much drink i spilled Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted August 28, 2007 http://dugout.progressiveboink.com/archive/nick149.htm TheoElDio: We count every MPH you post on the stadium's gun as a save and pay you enough money to see all the Ween, They Might Be Giants, or whatever other crappy nerd rock band concerts you can stomach. SmokeSomeGagne: Even Ozma!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted August 28, 2007 http://dugout.progressiveboink.com/archive/b35.html Michael_Scarn: The National League MVP ... goes to... Rrrrryan, the temp! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted August 29, 2007 Nick Markakis TheGiantSilva: EXPLODING DRAGON FISTTTT /begins throwing fastballs all over the place MarkakisRedVelvet: /swings wildly, cowers MarkakisRedVelvet: AAAAAAAAH SSJ_Markakis: RAAAAAAAHHH Sam Perlozzo Oh snap! Nick Markakis has gone Super-Saiyan! TheGiantSilva: NO! How can this BE! How could a lowly rookie achieve what I've...what I've struggled my entire career for! /continues throwing fastballs, because hey SSJ_Markakis: /bat turns to gold /swing swing swing **Online Host** SSJ_Markakis has hit three homeruns in a single game. TheGiantSilva: NO! NOOOOooooo /hovers in place screaming for five episodes /exploooooooodes **Online Host** TheGiantSilva has left the chatroom. MarkakisRedVelvet: /trots bases; is labeled "next (every good baseball player who has ever lived)" by Orioles Hangout haha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted August 29, 2007 Some of the usernames are funnier than the actual content Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted August 29, 2007 Some of the usernames are funnier than the actual content onthadownlowe and inthemidnighthoward for the win Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2007 I enjoyed GetOffUrEisenreichTheLeaves and AndMyLastName4All (for David Justice) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bored 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2007 Endy and a Jones Time to Pick a New Target Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2007 Abreuinhalf! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted August 30, 2007 In the spirit of LOLcats now comes LOL Jocks. I've seen a couple good ones so far. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EVIL~! alkeiper 0 Report post Posted September 3, 2007 I'd be nice if any caption pictures were funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted September 3, 2007 David Wells and Kirk Gibson fun time ranch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted September 6, 2007 The ARod "EAT A DOLLPHIN TAGO!" one, wherein we find out that some first overall picks are better than others: DOLPHIN TAGOS FOR ALL! Next, something I'm sure Al will say is totally not as cool as fake MLB AIM conversations, fake NFL Nintendo DS Pictochat conversations! NFL Pictochat Of course, it might help if the NFL ones weren't several years old (They still have Terrell Owens as an Eagle, lollzerz). Finally, since I'm too lazy to look, can someone track down the various instances of Paplebon playing video games? I know there are two against Farnsworth (One baseball, one football) and another versus Thome (football), but only the Farnsworth-baseball one shows up in the "Index by Player" thing. Or, at least that was it the last time I checked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EVIL~! alkeiper 0 Report post Posted September 6, 2007 Next, something I'm sure Al will say is totally not as cool as fake MLB AIM conversations, fake NFL Nintendo DS Pictochat conversations! NFL Pictochat Of course, it might help if the NFL ones weren't several years old (They still have Terrell Owens as an Eagle, lollzerz). The server is temporarily unable to service your request due to maintenance downtime or capacity problems. Please try again later. You're right, I can't say I'm impressed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smartly Pretty 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2007 I miss it already Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
