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You're a goddamn piece of useless shit Vanhalen

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And good sex with a goth chick? Is that even possible? I bet she was still thinking about cutting her wrists even more after doing that with you.

 

I wouldn't really go there, they're some of the best/worst. By now, I feel ashamed of taking advantage of them, but they'll do some crazy shit. Have them cut their wrists during sex, and you suck the blood out of one and then take the blood from the other one and write "whore" on their chest. They get off on shit like that.

Better yet, cut your own wrists, and let them drink it. Sure, by now everybody knows the difference between cutting your wrists to die and the other way. It's not even a cry for help anymore, it's fashion. Or symbolism, and goths are big on symbolism.

 

It's not even a matter of down the street or across the road, if you really want to die, you have to hardcore shiv that shit. It's really a very inefficient way to die. You want to bleed to death, there's tons more arteries that are way more easy to cut.

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A friend of mine's father always said that "everything is symbolic for sex, and sex is symbolic for death." Always made me laugh.

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Damn Adam, you with the "big boys" now, I've known you for over six years now dude and you post all this shit, I mean honestly WTF, we even watched the play off final together.

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Damn Franchise, you with the "big boys" now, I've known you for over six years now dude and you post all this shit, I mean honestly WTF, we even watched the play off final together.

Eh, To be honest Vanhalen, I was okay with you until you posted an anti-Derby tirade in the football thread.

 

Now I just sit back and watch the carnage.

 

& occasionally poke the fire.

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Wasn't exactly "anti Derby", I only really care about the CCC, just wish you guys would come out at teams, and I hated the whole Kenyne Jones saga. Isn't really carnage tbh, the only thing I care about is that I'm off to see War in an hour and I have a full audit tomorrow which won't be much fun, certainatly not this.

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Shitty responses to threads like these are either a) saying that you don't care or; b) trying to derail

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Vanhalen is not a meme. "Vanhalen is not a meme" is a meme.

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Vanhalen is not a meme. "Vanhalen is not a meme" is a meme.

 

" 'Vanhalen is not a meme' is a meme" is a meme

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A friend of mine's father always said that "everything is a meme for sex, and sex is a meme for death." Always made me laugh.

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