NFL WEEK NINE!! All my exes live in Texas.

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Damarvinramu

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Pats/Colts was the highest rated Sunday game in 20 years.

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Marvin, you're acting like the season would be completely turned around if KYLE BOLLER was the starter. That's like saying you would be a lot better if you had hair. The rest of your life will still be just as bad as it was before.

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Anyone catch Ray Lewis throwing the offence under the bus (again)? Something along the lines of, "Our problem is all the turnovers; that's not my problem, I play defence."

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That's awesome.

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Fuck, my monitor is filthy. I saw those two pictures and thought Ray had a tongue stud in one of them.

 

And Baltimore should be throwing the offense under the bus. Maybe their defense would play better if they had some sort of offensive attack to throw out there. I remember back in the Chargers horrific days that they had an above average defense, but they'd be on the field for 45 minutes a game because the offense would just 3-and-out.

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If there was ever a time you could say that the defense wasn't to blame for giving up 5 touchdowns it was monday. The offense really did fuck them over there.

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I honestly cant believe the a QB who is completely incapable of throwing farther than 10 yards and has more fumbles (5) than TDs (2) can remain a starting QB for a team thats 4-4 and still has an outside shot at a playoff run. Boller deserves to be given the starting job from here on out. If I were Boller I'd be wishing I could tear that 1 year contract extension up right now..cause he could be a starter on at least 12 other teams in the NFL right now including the Ravens.

 

11 teams : Jets/Dolphins/Bills/Raiders/Bears/Vikings/Falcons/Panthers/Cardinals/Rams/49ers

 

 

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When it comes to second-string quarterbacks, be careful what you wish for; you just might get it. Take it from me.

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YEAH-UH Part XXXVII?

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I have a "no murderers" rule for YEAH-UH! that I only break for Mr. Baby, who once killed a pet goldfish.

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If I were Boller I'd be wishing I could tear that 1 year contract extension up right now..cause he could be a starter on at least 12 other teams in the NFL right now including the Ravens.

 

11 teams : Jets/Dolphins/Bills/Raiders/Bears/Vikings/Falcons/Panthers/Cardinals/Rams/49ers

 

Jets- They have Kellen Clemens who needs a shot, so no

Dolphins- Cleo Lemon with John Beck waiting in the wings, no

Bills- They have enough quarterbacks that they don't even know who they should start, adding yet another is stupid, no

Raiders- They are just biding time until it's JaMarcus Russell time, no

Bears- No, we already have a Rex Grossman. That's enough.

Vikings- Maybe, but they seem sold on Tarvaris Jackson for some odd reason.

Falcons- With a top 5 pick in the coming draft, they will probably spend it on Brian Brohm, so no. Currently though, that's a maybe.

Panthers- Delhomme's still the man in charge, and Carr and Testaverde are one year fixes, so maybe but I'm leaning towards a no.

Cardinals- Yeah they need to mess up that situation further. No.

49ers- Supplant their heir apparent, Alex Smith? No.

 

In reality you have maybe THREE teams that needs Boller.

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I'm convinced that Marvin knows nothing about anything but HDTV.

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I'm convinced that Marvin knows nothing about anything but HDTV.

 

I'm sure he knows a thing or two about weight benches.

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He doesn't even know much about THAT.

 

But I'm sure we can all agree that he is the guru of whining and bitching, at least for this forum.

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If I were Boller I'd be wishing I could tear that 1 year contract extension up right now..cause he could be a starter on at least 12 other teams in the NFL right now including the Ravens.

 

11 teams : Jets/Dolphins/Bills/Raiders/Bears/Vikings/Falcons/Panthers/Cardinals/Rams/49ers

 

Jets- They have Kellen Clemens who needs a shot, so no

Dolphins- Cleo Lemon with John Beck waiting in the wings, no

Bills- They have enough quarterbacks that they don't even know who they should start, adding yet another is stupid, no

Raiders- They are just biding time until it's JaMarcus Russell time, no

Bears- No, we already have a Rex Grossman. That's enough.

Vikings- Maybe, but they seem sold on Tarvaris Jackson for some odd reason.

Falcons- With a top 5 pick in the coming draft, they will probably spend it on Brian Brohm, so no. Currently though, that's a maybe.

Panthers- Delhomme's still the man in charge, and Carr and Testaverde are one year fixes, so maybe but I'm leaning towards a no.

Cardinals- Yeah they need to mess up that situation further. No.

49ers- Supplant their heir apparent, Alex Smith? No.

 

In reality you have maybe THREE teams that needs Boller.

Im talking about right now, not next year or 5 years from now. Boller is a better option than any of those teams have starting for them this weekend, for numerous reasons not the least of which is that he has starting experience and has a really good arm that is completely underutilized in Brian Billick's "7 yard pass them to death" offense. Had he not signed his extension, Im sure they would have gotten trade offers for him and probably would have traded him by now to one of the above teams. You can't have me believe that the Panthers wouldn't have been interested in Boller over Testaverde for instance.

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You don't make business moves based on "right now".

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Come on. It's everything.

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Kyle Boller isn't a better option for those teams and he's only an attractive option for the Ravens because McNair is having a Bledsoe-like year of turnovers and general screwing up. I can't think of one thing that Boller has demostrated that would have gotten any team to give him a shot at starting. The Vikings already have a Kyle Boller, his name is Brooks Bollinger.

 

God, why don't you just ask the team to turn to Troy Smith? At least he might be able to scramble for his life. Sure he probably won't be able to see over the line but at least he was proven winner...in games where the title isn't on the line.

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Kyle Boller isn't a better option for those teams and he's only an attractive option for the Ravens because McNair is having a Bledsoe-like year of turnovers and general screwing up. I can't think of one thing that Boller has demostrated that would have gotten any team to give him a shot at starting. The Vikings already have a Kyle Boller, his name is Brooks Bollinger.

 

God, why don't you just ask the team to turn to Troy Smith? At least he might be able to scramble for his life. Sure he probably won't be able to see over the line but at least he was proven winner...in games where the title isn't on the line.

 

Luckily for Smith, the Ravens wouldn't be playing many meaningful games.

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The way I see it is: Is there a market for Rex Grossman? Kyle Boller plays almost like Rex (shit for brains, an arm that you can throw deep bombs with, absolutely no accuracy), so if no one will clamor for Rex Grossman, no one will for Kyle Boller. (And in fact, I think if you have Rex Grossman and Kyle Boller available in free agency, more people will look at Grossman, just because he has a Super Bowl appearance to his credit).

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Grossman will be a backup/reclamation project somewhere, but he'll be damn lucky to get any playing time. He'll land in Kansas City and not do anything.

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Fuck Grossman is going to be that guy who gets shitted on until the last few years of his career. Journeyman QB FTW.

 

Boller is horrible, the only thing he has on Gross is that he can scramble... plus he can throw it through the uprights on the 50 yard line... ON HIS KNEES!